Clearly written by an LLM. Math is hard.
Only 1900s kids would understand.
Time to bury my 45 year old husband brb
That math doesn’t math. I’m just the right kind of old to know, no coffee required.
I genuinely like to try to make myself think statements like this are true. If I do it for like a few years and start actually buying it myself, then I’ll be pleasantly surprises when I actually turn 40.
I believe this, but mostly because I was born yesterday.
Might take a few decades to properly sink in tho.
Hmmmmm… So does that make me a time traveler? I’ve always wanted to be Phill of the Future.
We’ve retired the joke:
Can you imagine sending that one perpetual intern who’s so tired of your shit to Home Depot to buy the cheapest sink for your lame joke as the world’s richest man starved for attention?
Is this called a sink in the US? I thought the kitchen sink and the bathroom basin are the correct names, but might be UK specific…
It’s the same for us (India): “Sink” for the kitchen one and “washbasin” for the non-kitchen ones.
didn’t even have context that made it make sense. he just used it in context of moving in… but the double entendre means nothing without the second, uh, entendre. anyway he’s so fucking lame, stupid and unfunny is what I’m saying
it’s me sink.
Are the years metric?
1990 kid here, im so old i died yesterday
Same, but I’m feeling better today
I’d tell you what happened in 89 but I can’t remember. Something about tearing down walls to make the western world a more cohesive friendly place
Oh and that other thing we’re not supposed to bring up in the east
One day this will be true
Not if they will die before then…
Born in 1985. 'bout to turn 100 in a couple months.
Born in '78, basically immortal
Bullshit, the last person from the before-fore times died off a millennia ago.
Many fell, some survive.
Come closer children, i will tell you of a time of meaningful climate action and workplace reforms
As an adult I must say that those are some of my favorite fairy tales.
Remember when Nickelodeon was in on repairing the hole in the Ozone layer? Remember when there was a call-a-thon about it?
I’m with you ‘brother’, albeit one year behind. Let us tell tales of effective protest and civilian action!
I just turned 100 last month, it’s fuckin awesome, I can fly now, only like for a mile, but everything I need is within a mile radius, so I’m saving Soo much on fuel and parking.
Everything you need is within a mile? Please accept me as your roommate. It takes me 20 minutes just to drive to the store, then 20 minutes to get home. I want a city.
Sorry I got stuck on the wrong part of that fantasy ;) I would also like to go flying.
this will become true in just a couple of years from now, assuming you represent age as a base-six number. (
4*6+5 == 2027-1998)Bullshit I will be 45 next year and was born 1980. Whoever did the math is not doing it right.
(if you were, you’d be 113 next year.)
Would that not be 113?
Would that not be 113?
🤦 indeed 😳 thanks. (edited)
1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January
Also 1990 gang, I’ll be 78 this February
1973 gang. I have dementia now so I don’t even know how old I am. Someone tells me I am 207 but it doesn’t seem right.
