“Do you want to get a bite to eat?”

“No thanks. I have Lovecraft at home.”

Poorly Drawn Lines & Strange Planet are both genius comics that became mediocre when adapted into TV shows.

Not everything works in animated form.

A military consisting entirely of leather-clad bears and diesel dykes would destroy everyone.

🫡

An unforgettable luncheon.

Translation: “Egads, my roast is ruined!”

Lost track of time “dancin’”.

(Oh ey oh!)

“…technically?…”

That beak is going to hurt like a mother, though.

Flying instructions for GTAIII.

Did you recently become a father? Because that was one of the better dad jokes.

“It had the virtue of having never been tried.” - Admiral Kirk

I came in here expecting Riker Trombone.

When you go into a place that feels haunted your skeleton is just connecting to the local WiFi.

“This movie forced us to update our site’s code to account for decimals in the rating system.”

I don’t think the facts match the claim, but I completely agree with the sentiment.

For years, the ‘legit’ consumer has had to deal with ad interruptions and bad UI and service disruptions and having media removed from their library. Something that pirates don’t even have to think about. The music revolution that Jobs and Apple created with iTunes, which allowed people to just buy music and just own it and just use it however they want (no DRM) with an ease that made piracy look difficult and seem too risky to bother, never came for TV or movies or books or any other media category.

And now the streaming revolution has all but undone that progress as well. You don’t own anything, a company decides when you have or lose access to something, and even if you pay money for access you are still advertised to and your data is still sold off.

I don’t care if this is fake, KFC & Volkswagen stock would go through the roof.

Japanese students are overworked, socially pressured to succeed at all costs, ignored when bullied, punished when they stand their ground, felt like suicide is the only way out… must be because of comic books.

submits counter-offer

“Haha! Got ‘em again!”