“Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”

“WE! WON’T KNOW! UNTIL! WE LOOK!”

TOMATO IT IS!

This is Maddox’s doing, isn’t it?

Are you a tomato or are you lettuce?

DECIDE!

“…I’m a child, I’m a mother…”

You have to hand it to the Kelvin movies, just about all of them are amazing send ups to the original actors and characters.

“Just trust me, bro.”

How often do you get an xray?

The Man’s * episodes are funny as hell.

Man’s kitchen: “The microwave has three settings; Low, Medium, and Split your own atoms. Don’t look directly at the potato!”

Maybe he can land Shia LaBuff.

Here we go again:

“Don’t you know a jailbreak when you see one?!”

“This page is designed for 800x600 monitors, sign my guestbook.”

“Better merge the militaries so they’re spying on themselves!”

The midlife revision will probably just have a user-replaceable battery for all regions to simplify things.

Then again, it’s Nintendo.

I thought it was a pod racer.

My heartbeat while on the words “Ted Danson” was a little louder than the others.