Fine, but have you tried blueberry muffins? Warm, with too much butter melting on it?

As I understand microwaves, they are essentially powered by magical runes we trap inside.

Agree to disagree. A society would be fine, but I’ll take the air fryers.

Just hold your chicken leg out the window for a few seconds.

Tijuana Donna?

Please don’t let me get what I want this time.

The term “magnum opus” gets thrown around so much these days, which cheapens it.

This is your magnum opus.

The whole thing was a big naan issue.

Exactly, if those were lines in the sand, I just wouldn’t have ANY friends.

Don’t be afraid to treat yo’self!

Surely they can’t be tha…oh.

Oh, my.

If you’re open to them, consider trying psychedelics. They’re not a panacea, but they really get at the heart of the kinds of things you’re dealing with, in my experience.

We’re literally just buying them time to get the killer robot dogs functional, at this stage.

Notably, you’re not asking for forgiveness from your victims. So you get to rape them, never apologize, and then still get to say “Welp. It’s already been forgiven by some other guy!”

If you were doing it based on odds, you’d probably want to find the common denominators of all of them to give you the best odds. Like you’re gonna wanna get into kids more, that’s a pretty common theme regardless of deity.

Which is how you know hell is probably secretly heavenly.

I understand your thinking, but I think the argument is to RAISE the minimum wage. So all 30 million of those people you referenced would get better-paying jobs immediately.

Many, if not most, restaurant server jobs still pay $2 - $4 per hour. Like that’s the official rate and they’re just allowed to not pay you, since you’ll probably receive tips. And that’s legal somehow.