Depending on the year/grade, could be Harriet’s Magic Hats, could be Brave Little Toaster, could be creationist propaganda.

Can we shop around? New Zealand seems nice? I’d let Jacinda Ardern colonize me?

Seriously, Joe, go out with some fireworks.

Same year as Barbara Walters. But also Audrey Hepburn and Grace Kelly. Yasser Arafat. Ed Asner. June Carter Cash. And, famousbirthdays.com tells me, TikTok’s Gangsta Grandma.

Edit: They were all born the same year Wyatt Earp died.

With enough of them, you can build your own house, though. You’d be stupid not to buy as many as possible. That’s just good, common-sense investing.

I like the comic. The censorship kind of detracts/distracts.

Double fatberger with cheese, please.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

The Rapture = At literally any moment, your little child self could be snatched violently upward into space/some unknown cosmic destination to the sound of blaring celestial trumpets from the skies, etc. This is 100% real and seems increasingly likely, by the day.

Night-night, sweetie!

There’s also a Meeeeeeemooooomeeeeemoooo or a Neeeeeeee-nrrrrr Neeeeee-nrrrrrr, if you will.

How about the Kool Kids Klan?

Normally long trips feel like they take forever, but on this one, the times they were a’changin’.

Unplug for awhile…before we’re all unplugged!!!

See how it looks completely different upside down?

It’s definitely worth your time. It’ll likely make you laugh occasionally, too.

Ship-Bark. Ship, because they are in water. Bark because they go RAWR before biting you. Ship-Bark. Shark.

Mine is definitely playing on the Mad Catz controller in the third port.

Just press spacebar on every wall cube and you’ll eventually find all of the hidden doors.

Pro-tip: Wal-Mart’s BAGGED, frozen buttermilk biscuits (Great Value brand) are proper biscuits. They’re really good, especially if you put a little butter on top and bottom before baking. And after baking. And while eating.

I expected hockey.