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Lemminary

@ Lemminary @lemmy.world

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Compulsive comment editor in good faith.

#Sorry not sorry for the edit

  • Tucker Carlson 'detained' in Israel as passport taken from him after interview

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  • Umm, team not-red is the correct side.

  • Not gonna lie, I kinda like it

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  • Trash bagels WITH AVOCADO. Would you believe?? Goddamn millennials..

  • Japanese Precision & Accuracy

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  • Short answer: yes

    Long answer: yeeeeeeeessssss

    With some exceptions for medicinal marihuana

  • Rage for the machine?

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  • The freedom to oppress everyone? The freedom to not be prosecuted by ICE because of their skin tone? I'm trying hard to figure this one out.

  • Everything's fine. Nothing to see here.

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  • Our AI that monitors customer interactions sometimes makes up shit that didn't happen during the call. Any agent smart enough could probably fool it into giving the wrong summary with the right key words. I only caught on when I started reading the logs carefully, but I don't know if management cares so long as the business client is happy.

  • Do you reckon more blowjobs are given by straight women, or gay men?

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  • So a gay man would have to, on average, give a blowjob 9 times more frequently than a woman to break even.

    Pfft. Bro, I've blown 6 men in 1 day. I'm a dude. I doubt women would be up for a blowjob a week, but I know plenty of gay men who would do it every day of the week if they could.

  • Been putting a lot of thought into this

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  • You have a filing cabinet?

  • Conservative lawmakers plan to investigate Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show

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  • Investigate pedophiles in pedo island 🚫

    Investigate dance moves broadcasted on TV ✅

    Nice job, Republicunts

  • A piano made of mother-of-pearl and tortoiseshell, from 1853, New York City

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  • Bruh... Lol

  • Romance is alive, unlike someone I know.

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  • Face too big

  • When you get older you lose the ability to do things quietly, such as fart, or let young people live their lives.

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  • Can confirm I ain't got time to hold in a fart.

  • A Sexually Transmitted Fungus Is Making Itself Cozy in the US

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  • Wtf is going on in the US? First monkey pox, then super gonorrhea, and now this??

  • Kyiv says Russian troops need Starlink so badly they're trying to get Ukrainians to register terminals for them

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  • Didn't he purposely block Ukraine from gaining intel on Russia through the service the first year of the war or some shit? Disgusting prick.

  • “I always loved Trump, this is unfair”: Republican mayor can’t believe he’s facing deportation after 50 years in US

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  • We don't want him here, thank you!

  • A remote code execution vulnerability has been found in Microslop Notepad

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  • I'd be surprised if it didn't happen at this point.

  • For those who tried to enter the dating pool, how did it go?

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  • I've done that, check check and check. Unfortunately, the people I wanted to date did not and were more ugly on the inside that I could've imagined.

  • meal

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  • If you have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome, you won't want to eat. I've had it twice and I lost weight. 🤷‍♂️

  • Drinking 2-3 cups of coffee a day tied to lower dementia risk

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  • Only 2-3 cups?? I think I have dementia risk credit.

  • What bothers me...

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  • But think of the children upper management! How else will they pitch advertisement opportunities to their providers while promoting healthy environment interactions and maintaining record profits for the next quarter??

  • AntiTrumpAlliance @lemmy.world
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    There's always a tweet

  • Funny: Home of the Haha @lemmy.world
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    Involuntary purity culture

  • People Twitter @sh.itjust.works
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    Feeding local wildlife

  • Gay: News, Memes and Discussion @lemmy.world
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    Queer TikToks to rot our brain cell with 🤗

  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world
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    What is the biggest number?

  • Videos @lemmy.world
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    I Survived 7 Days On The Hardest Server... (Dinosaur documentary-style gameplay with great storytelling) | The Isle | yellowtones

  • Videos @lemmy.world
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    The Science Behind the Gang Wars of Whales | Casual Geographic

  • The Trump-Epstein Files @lemmy.world
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    TW: SA

    Epstein's niece, Anya Wick (formerly Anya Beth Epstein), speaks openly about her family's dark past

  • You Should Know @lemmy.world
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    YSK that you can force Windows 10/11 to open your default browser instead of MS Edge with MSEdgeRedirect

    github.com /rcmaehl/MSEdgeRedirect
  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Toby took the anesthetic very well!

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    The collective unconscious

  • Canvas @toast.ooo
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    I never knew such beautiful words could exist in German

  • Off My Chest @lemmy.world
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    I like how the Fediverse is largely left. The other site had too much right-wing noise.

  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world
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    Tesla’s robotaxi can’t drive in the rain, and dumps passengers if the weather looks risky. | FuelArc

    fuelarc.com /cars/teslas-robotaxi-cant-drive-in-the-rain-and-dumps-passengers-if-the-weather-looks-risky/
  • Videos @lemmy.world
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    Jason McBason - Men can't grasp what women are attracted to apparently

  • News @lemmy.world
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    Mexico will ban foreign propaganda following the broadcast of Trump's anti-immigrant campaign in national media (Translation in body of post)

    elpais.com /mexico/2025-04-21/mexico-prohibira-la-propaganda-extranjera-tras-la-difusion-de-la-campana-antiinmigrante-de-trump-en-medios-nacionales.html
  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    That 70s Glare

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    ∠🍵π

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    You must eat banana!