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Lemminary

@ Lemminary @lemmy.world

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Compulsive comment editor in good faith.

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  • Do you reckon more blowjobs are given by straight women, or gay men?

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  • So a gay man would have to, on average, give a blowjob 9 times more frequently than a woman to break even.

    Pfft. Bro, I've blown 6 men in 1 day. I'm a dude. I doubt women would be up for a blowjob a week, but I know plenty of gay men who would do it every day of the week if they could.

  • Been putting a lot of thought into this

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  • You have a filing cabinet?

  • Conservative lawmakers plan to investigate Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show

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  • Investigate pedophiles in pedo island 🚫

    Investigate dance moves broadcasted on TV ✅

    Nice job, Republicunts

  • A piano made of mother-of-pearl and tortoiseshell, from 1853, New York City

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  • Bruh... Lol

  • Romance is alive, unlike someone I know.

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  • Face too big

  • When you get older you lose the ability to do things quietly, such as fart, or let young people live their lives.

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  • Can confirm I ain't got time to hold in a fart.

  • A Sexually Transmitted Fungus Is Making Itself Cozy in the US

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  • Wtf is going on in the US? First monkey pox, then super gonorrhea, and now this??

  • Kyiv says Russian troops need Starlink so badly they're trying to get Ukrainians to register terminals for them

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  • Didn't he purposely block Ukraine from gaining intel on Russia through the service the first year of the war or some shit? Disgusting prick.

  • “I always loved Trump, this is unfair”: Republican mayor can’t believe he’s facing deportation after 50 years in US

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  • We don't want him here, thank you!

  • A remote code execution vulnerability has been found in Microslop Notepad

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  • I'd be surprised if it didn't happen at this point.

  • For those who tried to enter the dating pool, how did it go?

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  • I've done that, check check and check. Unfortunately, the people I wanted to date did not and were more ugly on the inside that I could've imagined.

  • meal

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  • If you have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome, you won't want to eat. I've had it twice and I lost weight. 🤷‍♂️

  • Drinking 2-3 cups of coffee a day tied to lower dementia risk

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  • Only 2-3 cups?? I think I have dementia risk credit.

  • What bothers me...

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  • But think of the children upper management! How else will they pitch advertisement opportunities to their providers while promoting healthy environment interactions and maintaining record profits for the next quarter??

  • HOW?!

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  • Will try it, thanks! Definitely need that today. 🙏

  • Do you volunteer?

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  • I used to do that at my previous job and used to chuck it up to being good for the business if the boss asked, but in reality, I just liked seeing the street clean while getting paid for it.

  • How happy are you with your life?

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  • It could be better but it often feels out of my control. 6/10

  • Genes be crazy

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  • Whatever, keep your ant-smelling superpower, I'm not jealous. At least cilantro doesn't taste like soap to me! :P

  • i'm with the spaniards on this one

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  • Real Spanish for the curious: "Muchos cañones = ¡mucho daño!"

  • AntiTrumpAlliance @lemmy.world
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    There's always a tweet

  • Funny: Home of the Haha @lemmy.world
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    Involuntary purity culture

  • People Twitter @sh.itjust.works
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    Feeding local wildlife

  • Gay: News, Memes and Discussion @lemmy.world
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    Queer TikToks to rot our brain cell with 🤗

  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world
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    What is the biggest number?

  • Videos @lemmy.world
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    I Survived 7 Days On The Hardest Server... (Dinosaur documentary-style gameplay with great storytelling) | The Isle | yellowtones

  • Videos @lemmy.world
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    The Science Behind the Gang Wars of Whales | Casual Geographic

  • The Epstein Files @lemmy.world
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    TW: SA

    Epstein's niece, Anya Wick (formerly Anya Beth Epstein), speaks openly about her family's dark past

  • You Should Know @lemmy.world
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    YSK that you can force Windows 10/11 to open your default browser instead of MS Edge with MSEdgeRedirect

    github.com /rcmaehl/MSEdgeRedirect
  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Toby took the anesthetic very well!

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    The collective unconscious

  • Canvas @toast.ooo
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    I never knew such beautiful words could exist in German

  • Off My Chest @lemmy.world
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    I like how the Fediverse is largely left. The other site had too much right-wing noise.

  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world
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    Tesla’s robotaxi can’t drive in the rain, and dumps passengers if the weather looks risky. | FuelArc

    fuelarc.com /cars/teslas-robotaxi-cant-drive-in-the-rain-and-dumps-passengers-if-the-weather-looks-risky/
  • Videos @lemmy.world
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    Jason McBason - Men can't grasp what women are attracted to apparently

  • News @lemmy.world
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    Mexico will ban foreign propaganda following the broadcast of Trump's anti-immigrant campaign in national media (Translation in body of post)

    elpais.com /mexico/2025-04-21/mexico-prohibira-la-propaganda-extranjera-tras-la-difusion-de-la-campana-antiinmigrante-de-trump-en-medios-nacionales.html
  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    That 70s Glare

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    ∠🍵π

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    You must eat banana!