

- farts aren’t harmful. why do smokers have the dumbest comparisons, does it start killing you from the brain? try harder.
- people usually are embarrassed to fart and try to hold it to fart away from others as much as possible, despite the fact that it is natural and smoking isn’t.
- at least when people fart the smell doesn’t seep into their clothes and hair for a fucking eternity. you think you only stink when you smoke? I get nauseous when a smoker enters a bus from the other end of it. wretched fucks.
- people don’t get addicted to farting and try to fart every fucking second of every day all the time and start shaking for a fart if they haven’t farted for 3 minutes. along with #3, this makes it much less likely to smell someone’s fart than their smoke.











sounds like a joke or lighthearted attempt at socializing.