Beans are the first thing they’re gonna go after when the class war begins!

Glad to see I’m not the only one who noticed that.

Ladies and gentlemen, what you are about to witness is illegal in 62 countries across the world.

Binge watching gaming cat.

True alphas die a preventable death!

Target practice.

6 hours into a heavy LSD trip in a remote mountain town in Patagonia?

It’s a past tense slang for anal.

Ssabmud

DeNOvo.

Mulder: Scully, there’s aliens everywhere, you gotta believe me!

Scully: I know Mulder, we’re on Deep Space Nine, it’s always filled with them and you can’t call them that anymore Mulder.

Fuck I’d trust a venomous snake that I’ve stepped on to not bite me more than I’d trust the oligarchs with anything.

Nice!

Fuck.

It’s these damn kids with their loud music, and their Dan Fogleberg, their Zima, hula hoops and pac-man video games, don’t you see? People today have attention spans that can only be measured in nanoseconds!

Ahhhhh, I see you know your judo well!

Well this is a philosophical conundrum!

Maybe it was Tony Hawk?

But… You’re the… I… I hate this timeline.