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RiceMunk

@ RiceMunk @sopuli.xyz

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  • We'll be launching soon

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  • "I'm happy to announce that my son will be graduating from Harvard next year."

    "I didn't know you had a son."

    "Well, not yet, but I just signed up for like 20 different dating sites. I'm sure I can parallelize this enough to be able to deliver on time."

  • Teams’ invasive Wi‑Fi tracking sparks backlash as users say Microsoft crossed a line — “There must be a team at Microsoft tasked with making Teams worse”

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  • They're asking Copilot for help, so have achieved 10x productivity.

  • We All Know This Guy

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  • Hey Claude, I want you to follow the advice of this very smart AI alignment guy. Just do like max harms.

  • AIs can’t stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulations

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  • That would just make the LLM homicidally bored and want to kill everyone more.

  • No More Neutral ⚛

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  • Genie is being lazy and interprets that as: Add one electron to the universe, and attach it to any of the atoms available.

  • My girlfriend found a cool vintage tube of lipstick

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  • Looks absolutely radiant.

  • Shadowfax! So cool!

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  • Just imagine what would happen if that was the Pikachu drone with a BOWSER turret

  • Could you?

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  • Computer, recycle that entire replicator meal.

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    Actually, I will be successful

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  • I'd hate to be covered in stock photo watermarks.

  • No, really, I will!

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  • I think we have no choice but to be friends, now. I’m frankly amazed to run into someone else online who’d heard that joke

  • No, really, I will!

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  • There was a meme making rounds back then that with the combined powers of Windows ME, CE, and NT, you get Windows CEMENT.

    There was also a joke about it being sluggish or something there. I forget.

  • No, really, I will!

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  • Don’t kink-shame

  • "Moon landing" photo where the angles of the shadows are all off.

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  • C'mon, didn't you ever go to school? Everyone knows that moon cats cast opposite shadows.

  • What's wrong with my dishes?

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  • Cloudflare is down again

  • CIOs told: Prove your AI pays off – or pay the price

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  • if the tech’s effectiveness falls short of expectations

    What, the "This will literally replace every role in our company except my own" expectations?

  • You do

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  • Even the Loch Ness monster is not immune to inflation

  • Homeland Security has reportedly sent out hundreds of subpoenas to identify ICE critics online

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  • And if it makes you feel better, consider how many contexts the word ‘Ice’ can be used in.

    Just for the record, I really don't like ice. It's cold, slippery and wet. And people ruin perfectly nice whiskeys by overdoing the ice in them.

    Also fuck the shitty US fascist police, too.

  • I mean why not?

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  • Late-stage capitalist trolley problem:

    There's a trolley, but no one is one the tracks. Do you:

    a) Allow the trolley to pass by without incident, and thus rob the medical industry of its paycheck for stitching you back up

    or

    b) Jump in front of the trolley and get injured, but thus also delay its arrival to its destination and thus rob the trolley company shareholders of profits due to missing customers

  • The Janeway on the Edge of Frustration

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  • This is why they had to end the other Temporal Cold War.

    They realised they can't keep sending timeships into the past to fuck around with their enemies, because the timeships keep being stolen by Janeway and/or Kirk, who then proceed to fight each other in alternate timelines.

    Temporal scientists estimate that up to 67% of all timelines consist of nothing but time copies of Janeway and Kirk fighting each other.