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  • You do

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  • Even the Loch Ness monster is not immune to inflation

  • And if it makes you feel better, consider how many contexts the word ‘Ice’ can be used in.

    Just for the record, I really don't like ice. It's cold, slippery and wet. And people ruin perfectly nice whiskeys by overdoing the ice in them.

    Also fuck the shitty US fascist police, too.

  • Late-stage capitalist trolley problem:

    There's a trolley, but no one is one the tracks. Do you:

    a) Allow the trolley to pass by without incident, and thus rob the medical industry of its paycheck for stitching you back up

    or

    b) Jump in front of the trolley and get injured, but thus also delay its arrival to its destination and thus rob the trolley company shareholders of profits due to missing customers

  • This is why they had to end the other Temporal Cold War.

    They realised they can't keep sending timeships into the past to fuck around with their enemies, because the timeships keep being stolen by Janeway and/or Kirk, who then proceed to fight each other in alternate timelines.

    Temporal scientists estimate that up to 67% of all timelines consist of nothing but time copies of Janeway and Kirk fighting each other.

  • Bowron

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  • I have brought glory into our house!

    ...by glory I mean a muddy stick.

  • Damn, they hid Saddam really well this time.

  • Nah, over-intelligent pigs is covered in "Animal Farm", a classic dystopian novel by George OrwellAldous Huxley shit sorry I accidentally misremembered it right.

  • One of the best ways to get information out of people who are hoarding knowledge is to say something so blatantly false to them that they can't help but lecture you on why you're wrong.

  • Crude!

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  • And then Martin proceeds to write a long article to the local tabloid about how Prevalent Serious Scientist literally believes in Santa Claus.

  • married_couple_hugs_kisses_discusses_future_plans.avi.exe

  • I was about to repost this elsewhere, and also noted that there's literally no sources on this. While it's most certainly something I would enjoy to be true... is it, actually?

  • So it handles water joining principled bottom nature. If red is tower going.

  • Not loud enough to be audible in video conferences. Or maybe they just never tell me. :(

  • I want to know the secrets of being able to fart on a video call in such a way that the other party notices.

    Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?

  • Sure, it always just starts with "I'll just solder a few resistors here; what's the problem?", but before you know it your kid is gonna be out there giving acid baths to PCBs.

  • Exercise for the reader: Assuming average human eyesight, how many picoseconds away from a collision are you if you can read that size of text and the relative velocity between you and the car ahead of you is large enough that the red label is sufficiently blueshifted to look blue?

  • I want us to build a Dyson swarm which is a bunch of ginormous pistons with attached even more ginormous solar sails. The solar sails pull the pistons which make generator go brr, and we become a K-2 civilization.

  • What should I change my pringles account to? Will onlyfans do?

  • C'mon, 17 times per day isn't that bad.