

And if you ask a cosmologist what the universe is made of, they go “Well, there’s a lot of dark matter, and even more dark energy. And then there’s a tiny bit of some matter or something idk lol.”
And if you ask a cosmologist what the universe is made of, they go “Well, there’s a lot of dark matter, and even more dark energy. And then there’s a tiny bit of some matter or something idk lol.”
Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own shotgun.
They still seem to be used a lot in countries like the UK where I guess they want to feel like steampunk engineers every time they want to get the correct temperature of water come out of their taps.
Hey, this is a repost. I swear I saw this yesterday somewhere.
I don’t know why… But I really hate it when people write like this… Actually… Now that I think about it… I actually do know why…
Padme: How did you know my fetish?! I’ve only told about it to Ob… solutely no one.
Hey, that’s unfair. He also figured out that if things push at each other, they get pushed.
Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.
I want to learn your secret walking techniques capable of destroying entire anthills with every step.
Just according to keikaku
I know pretty much zero russian, but I choose to read that the first bit of bold text there reads “Bacon”.
…so, it checks out as a suicide manual. Death by bacon is pretty slow, though.
The annoying part is that there is no well-known notation for showing percentage points, so people use % for both percentages and percentage points.
And if not that, the RIAA missiles will intercept them mid-flight and then send a cease-and-desist missile back to the source.
Snake rockmineral oil.
Oh come on that’s just nonsense. Let’s stick to real science here please.
All you need to do is make sure that the area has been sweeped by chronotron particles filtered through a multiphasic tachyon diffractor.
Holy shit. I just realised that the reason they’re building the ELT is so they can mount it on a missile and shoot down an F-35 at some point.
The best part about this is that it implies pooping makes a “pmooht” sound.
…which sounds pretty accurate tbh
Look at all the stuff in your house. That’s not minimalist at all! You need to throw it all away, and instead buy iMinimalTable, for only $499.
Then buy iMinimalTable 2 next year.
For bonus points shoot it into deep space. Maybe some alien civilization will run into it trillions of years from now.
I want to see a video of this one’s magazine blowing up.