I swear this is part of a wider ongoing experiment. “What’s the most comically ridiculous, most bullshit conspiracy we can come up with that the maga cult will believe”.
Whoever is behind it: please stop. We’ve known for a long time now that there’s is no bottom to that well.
Good. Trump needs a lot more than the MAGA cult to win an election (I wish I didn’t have to keep saying this). If we can convince them to start spreading the rumor about bigfoot in Ohio to the point that Vance and/or Trump starts talking about it, plenty of people leaning right will say, “this dude is nuts. No way am I voting for him.” They might not vote for Harris, but they also might not vote at all.
Trump needs a lot more than the MAGA cult to win an election (I wish I didn’t have to keep saying this).
But he doesn’t in order to seize power undemocratically, which is his real game plan here. Remember, the NAZIs never had more than 30-something percent support in 1930s Germany, either.
Okay, but that’s a totally different issue from what we’re discussing.
Also, he doesn’t have the concentration of people to do it. January 6th happened because he was able to concentrate people in D.C. and was president at the time.
No it’s not…if you think for a second that’s not the end game you’re going to be very disappointed when they steal the election
Whether or not it is the end game, that is a different issue from what I am discussing.
We’re YOU in DC on January 6th? Cause I was for work and I’ve seen it with my own eyes
That is also not what I am discussing. I understand that you want to change the subject, but that does not work with me.
Ideology for many of the conservative mindset is more important that principles. The Democratic leaning voters are the ones that can be fickle enough to stay home but the Republicans would still vote
Plenty of prominent Republicans are already turning against him.
The problem with all these “prominent” Republicans is I think they’re all liars. I think every last one will still vote for him come election day.
If he wins that will end the careers of those coming out against him. There is no reason for them to do so if they are going to vote for him.
The only one saying it seemed to be people whose careers pretty much are over.
Given that Trump throws you out when you stop kissing his ass for even a second…
(X) Doubt
I don’t hear any of that outside the prominent ones. The smaller local ones are dead set on voting for Trump in my neck of the woods. But we have the nutters like Matt Shea constantly siring the pot and North Idaho seems like a powder keg waiting to go off. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone doesn’t try another Ruby Ridge type standoff in the next 5 years.
Okay? You were claiming all Republicans will still vote for him. That’s demonstrably not true. If big name Republicans aren’t going to vote for him, why are you assuming all other Republicans will?
Because I talk to Republicans, like with my mouth and listen with my ears. I see the roadside Trump support. I see people hanging banners on freeway overpasses. I’m just being realistic because I don’t think conservative voters really care about what the Republican Elites are doing if those people aren’t MAGA morons.
That is completely anecdotal.
If I may project a little, I think the commenter is pointing to language that’s been cropping up essentially calling big name republicans traitors for endorsing Kamala. While you’re more than allowed to interpret what they said literally, I read it has intentionally a bit hyperbolic to make the point that a huge portion of the Republican Party will literally blindly follow him, even if the party leaders are starting to flake.
Just remember, rewording this statement:
If big name Republicans aren’t going to vote for him, why are you assuming all other Republicans will?
To the version that would exemplify your interpretation:
If big name Republicans are going to vote for him, why are you assuming all other Republicans will?
Still creates an equally bold, and hyperbolic claim. Sometimes people use words like “all” and don’t really mean every last person. I blame the English language, not the people taking words literally, for misunderstandings like this.
Just remember, especially with politics, people often hype up language a bit, it makes statements carry more oomph, and can help keep supporters excited for whatever movement they are supporting.
Indeed, at this point I’m expecting Trump to lose hard simply because he only has the MAGA cult and a few “Vote Red or we’re all dead” types
If you mix it with racism, they’ll believe just about anything.
Turns out Bigfoot is brown, and migrates north for the summer. We need to let JD Vance know STAT.
Yeah, true. That’s the special ingredient.
Call JD Vance’s office and make up the most ridiculous shit. Say that Obama has been spotted shoving smaller gerbils up the asses of larger gerbils. The funnier we get this, the more “weird” Trump and Vance seem
Say that Obama has been spotted shoving smaller gerbils up the asses of larger gerbils.
Holy shit, that had me nearly crying with laughter!
Sadly it’s a joke I stole from the “Deception of a Generation” episode of Cinema Snob’s CD-R Hell
No no, I want to see how far we can take this.
What’s the worst that could happen?
We all know whos responsible… The hacker known as four chan
I’m pretty sure that’s how Qanon started.
Old Internet thick. Very dense. Took memes and trolls lot of work dig through. New Internet thin. Memes go to top quick. Much trolling on surface.
/S but kind of not
I blame VEEP.
Yo. I called to say I saw JD fucking a couch. They pretty much have to make that public now or else it will seem like they have some sort of weir bias against immigrants.
Remove weir bias now!!!
All water retention systems matter!!!
Ok, but weirs make up 13% of…
…dams, and despite that, they contribute 69% of cat and dog deaths in Springfield, Ohio. Why is that? Just asking questions…
JD couchplower and associates
Can you imagine going out in public wearing a diaper with a big fake bandage on your ear yelling about people eating dogs
I used to think furries were weird, they ain’t got shit on these people
Most furries are harmless. A few are creeps with no concept of boundaries. Some are particularly deluded Nazis. Like every group of some size, they have a certain percentage of scum. Depending on your standards, they might be weird, but I’ll take harmless weirdness over harmful normalcy any day, let alone harmful weirdness.
We’re actually some of the larger donaters to animal based charities, I’ve yet to go to a furcon that didn’t make 10s of thousands for endangered animal rescue.
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Haitians are eating the furries.
Eating their pussies.
When furries eat dogs it’s purely consensual, and they pass the harkness test when we do.
Jokes aside, I’m a furry and even I don’t fully understand vore.
I refuse to believe it’s real. It’s just shock value to call for attention.
When I was a kid it was people saying the Vietnamese immigrants that were eating pets, and the Latinos were sacrificing them
Can you imagine going out in public wearing a diaper with a big fake bandage on your ear yelling about people eating dogs
Sounds like a normal night out in Dallas, TX to me.
Right, no one saw bigfoot because the Haitians ate him. There’s almost nothing the Haitians won’t eat. /s
5 minutes since this guy posted and we haven’t heard from him since. FUCKING HATIANS ATE HIM
I think the /s stands for screaming. Which would be an appropriate response, given the situation.
Hey, has anyone seen Trump…? Uhoh.
I just saw Big Foot with a Venezuelan gang member sharing a cat bbq!
Please call J.D. Vance’s office, as one does about such issues.
I saw Haitian migrants eating Bigfoot’s pets!
Im sharing this with all my friends to do the same. I just called and said I saw one in texas.
And then I saw one of the Big Foots and the Big Foot looked at me.
Bigfoot is real, and he tried to eat my ass.
Tried?
Who said otherwise, did you talk to Bigfoot? Did he say anything about me?
My brother’s, third cousin in laws, friend’s, cashier at the local grocery store saw the whole thing…
I’m a tease.
Same here.
wasnt too bad tho…
Is it only trying when you only go one knuckle deep? Same.
There’s no such thing as a three-knuckler. If there was, I’d have heard about it
Your loss, man. You could have had your ass eaten by bigfoot
Can corroborate. He at my cat.
If you call his office to say that you saw Democrats send Bigfoot to force trans surgery on hunters in the woods it will be his next headline.
Could also let him know about that couch you saw on the street… ask why he kicked out his mistress.
Someone should warn them that an orange monster has been eating the brains of countless Americans, anyone eating cats has competition!
He doesn’t eat brains, McDonalds doesn’t have brains on the menu. He just slowly poisons minds with his illogical gibberish.
Did this happen? Did Kimmel announce the office line for JD’s people?
It did. In fact, he did yesterday too and told them to call and say that cupcake sprinkles made their kid gay, but this is better.
That was excellent. Thanks!
Are they threatening him with lawsuits or anything? Not sure what the cause would be but I’m figuring they’d come up with something.
Or they’ll try to get people to call democrat offices. Though I don’t think they have this level of mainstream media influence, so maybe it would come from random podcasts and tik toks. There’s Fox News though.
That’s public information. Anyone can call a senator’s office.
I’m aware. I just figured they’d try to come up with something.
Look, I’m an abigfootist too. But it’s just uncool to insult other people’s beliefs. There’s no proof that there isn’t a Bigfoot anyways. Let’s just be cool and accepting of their belief in Bigfoot, even if bigfootists are voting.
I admit, I have tried to figure out hypothetically how someone could get away with murder, and I thought going to another state, or even going to Mexico or Canada and then killing a random person would be part of it, but even then, you would have to do it from a distance because you might leave DNA on the body (they might fight back for example, get a bit of your skin under their nails or something). That would probably involve shooting a gun. Which is loud.
Maybe if you found a way to poison someone without anyone seeing the both of you together…
What the fuck are you talking about, Jesse?
What, you’ve never thought about this as a hypothetical? Maybe it’s because I love mystery novels and Columbo is one of my all-time favorite shows…
Unsolved murder rate dropped to 50% in 2020, and that was a historic low: https://www.npr.org/2023/04/29/1172775448/people-murder-unsolved-killings-record-high
So the real answer might be to just murder someone and you have a coin flip chance of ever being caught.
Yes, RCMP and PFM, this comment right here.
I’m calling right now
That was two hours ago. How did it go?
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