I fully believe they would do it that stupidly, yes.

Borg Queen:
When Borg Queen entered play, you may sacrifice all creatures you control that share a creature type. Create a borg drone for each creature sacrificed in this way. Every Borg drone you control gets +1/+1 if any creatures were sacrificed in this way.

All Borg drones get +1/+1

When Borg Queen enters play you gain an emblem: Sacrifice all Borg drones: If any Borg drones were sacrificed in this way, Search your library, graveyard, exile, or hand for Borg Queen and return her to the battlefield as if just cast

His brain is soup. Probably a combination of hard drugs and venereal diseases.

*gun cocking noises"

meh, probably the cat.

My cat once deterred a home intruder back when I lived in a very shitty first floor apartment across the street from several very cheap bars. I had a rack of DVD’s by the front door next to a small table like area where I’d put my keys. My cat would be sitting there when I got home, or when outside sounds got interesting, and occasionally he would knock over that DVD rack when he’d leap away, especially if a loud sound scared him.

then one time I got home to a busted lock and a slightly open door. I tried to run in, but that dvd rack had fallen forward from him kicking off of it, bounced off the wall, and landed between the door and the wall, essentially wedging it closed. I had to hulk it open, crushing the dvd rack, but that had kept the intruder from actually getting in. My cat was panting in panic, so it probably happened only minutes before I got there. I made sure that cat lived like a king for 15 more years.

Don’t forget the chance that he could upload his CP to your phone to blackmail you or frame you for his own crimes at any moment.

St James? That place disappeared in an accidental nuclear explosion caused by a rogue stealth bomber crash landing there with an armed nuke. They said it was a tragedy, something like 20 world leaders and several billionaires where there for some kind of conference.

omg I forgot about goatee picard. Oh snap, his mirror universe variant is clean shaven!

that hyena is about to flamethrower a noise. That ship has sailed.

We’ll get to see REAL digital piracy on the high seas!

hea old, he’s still wearing an old style one. Because he’s too cautious to upgrade.

or cordyceps fungus slowly zombifying him. With any luck he’ll be climbing the white house by the end of the week to bloom so a bird eats him.

monkey paw: New Game +,

“Am I shitting my pants right now or is someone else shitting them?”

and “Don’t Be Evil” wasn’t just a slogan of often-referenced Googliness—it was a north star for teams making hard calls.

you could read the thing, he goes into that

what till you hear about why they used Charlie instead of some other word for ‘C’.

That’s not even the most egregious example. There have been militias camping at voting sites, entire sections of cities have had their voting places closed or consolidated. That said, if everyone voted this marginal bullshit wouldn’t be as viable, it would be a fuck load harder to pull off, especially if they had never stopped voting.

the diagonal measurement is just abstract now anyway. They’re even advertised as “XXin class” because the actual measurements don’t matter, people just want to know if it’s “the next size up” or not.

In Texas it means they didn’t give enough of a shit to show up.

The majority don’t vote.

https://www.sos.state.tx.us/elections/historical/70-92.shtml

Look at 2024. Less than half of the voting age population in Texas voted. It’s abyssmal.