elephants. they mostly choose not to kill. mostly.

hovering

Those same managers eleven seconds later when they get an ad for a new startup making the same obviously empty promises as the last startup:

This is basically what Brandon Sanderson does and they’re all good. It helps that his favorite thing is inventing new magic systems.

every party needs at least one weird little guy

chunky style too.

Is this from the episode she was possessed by a pah-wraith? She was terrifying in that episode.

When I first saw this skit, all I could think of was the jar of pickled pig’s feet that would get cracked open at family gatherings.

Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin all cool, Holding the pain and bufferin’ fools.

I think it’s supposed to be a type of / demonstration of a porrón

https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/porron

on the same foot

Pay!? Make them BUILD 2x the capacity they need and give the rest away to the grid. Don’t let them get away with using money to escape the social consequences of their choices. The responsibility to ensure they have no impact should be forced to be theirs and theirs alone.

Write laws that make them cease to exist if they don’t do this.

Therapy won’t make the world they have to go back to any better than it was before.

to answer your question though, it’s because Cisco is run by sigma grindset assholes.

I mean, if it wasn’t before it is now.

I wish my manager would assign me toke quotas instead of token quotas.

It’s funny how this could be my post and we very likely don’t work at the same company.