In-N-out…shake shack…five guys…

Ken Paxton’s only redeemable trait is that he’s not Ted Cruz

Damnit, he’s exactly old enough for this 😞

Here’s the fix for you: “Giving your money to Mullvad is like drinking at a Nazi bar. The bar’s great, but it’s full of Nazis”.

hey kid, ever seen a planet go through every stage of a star’s lifecycle?

https://tinyview.com/deogie/2026/06/29/bed-time

no, I don’t think there are!

Sorcerer: Oh this? ::manipulating unimaginable energies with casual grace::

IDK, my blood just does that. I think I got it from my dad.

I make absolutely sure to talk shit at wizards every time I play a sorcerer. It’s the way.

he also married shelob at some point.

yeah but 11.8 billion dollars is useful. We’re talking about the useless act they put on wherein they steal our useless stuff for 11.8 Billion dollars.

A finger’s worth of cream/moisturizer from a container I bought as a gift. It was labeled as being 0.1 oz over the carryon limit, so they asked me to open it and scoop out a tiny bit so that it would be under the limit.

🤦

Please keep this away from Kentucky, it might get elected Senator.

“He literally spontaneously generated rabies inside his own body, fueled entirely by self-inflicted impotent rage. It was incredible. I can’t stress this enough, he literally just did that on his own.”

we all know it’s AI, the real question is if he knows it’s AI.

I think your plate is overcooked.

✅ secured

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How about instead of a matrix like vr, it’s a deep hole in the ground?