Because software lockouts are bullshit.

that might actually be a war crime because I think wasp spray is a neurotoxin

Which on reflection makes me like it more.

instructions unclear

And it was a shitload of work that took a decade plus, even being built on top of pieces that were even older, with absolutely zero guarantee of any kind of a payout.

Very few companies make these kinds of risks anymore.

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It is buried in trash.

My niece was highly Uber eats dependent. Got her an air fryer for Christmas and it literally changed her life. Sometimes people want better but don’t know how to get there

Avocado Toast Procurement Specialist and Millennial Upvote Farmer couple.

House Shopping Budget: 1.3Million.

I’d be more impressed with him if he tripped on the Senate floor and accidentally gave Ted Cruz a black eye by landing on him.

Senator who?

scam=people stop investing

Crypto, blockchain products, NFT’s, magnetic bracelets, alkaline water, magic crystals…you are severely underestimating the average human’s ability to be constantly scammed

It’s a meme, but! This is an excellent analogy. A “full stack” dev will definitely make a taco truck app, but maybe that’s all the customer needs.

Unironically this. I knew a guy who used pandemic remote work ubiquitousness to buy a huge farm, move to it, start growing all the food he and his family needed all while working as a software dev. He hated “work” but LOVED working.

Take a picture of the shit and add it to the expense report. Make sure you notate that you did not keep the gift and instead rescinded ownership to your boss.

Same. I went all in on noctua and haven’t looked back. Just needs a a good dusting a few times a year to maintain peak performance.

A nice clownly guffaw right before impact would be delightful.