

He’d probably just give Putin a few billion in bribes to stop, which he would probably take and then not stop 🤣


He’d probably just give Putin a few billion in bribes to stop, which he would probably take and then not stop 🤣


I was looking for a specific shirt for a themed party and that brand kept coming up. I bought a good one and one of theirs just to compare and yep, the coofandy one was crap. Too short, weird sleeves, the material was uncomfortable as hell, like wearing a trash bag.


In the states we had this guy:

I sincerely hope your costumed hero wins this election. 🫡


He’s dead and we all know it. Instead of pretending that’s not true, they should just wrap his deboned corpse around a robot dog and send him back to work, the GOP will probably give “him” a standing ovation for his dedication.
Doing anything physical ( a walk, exercise, bike ride, whatever) while doing nothing mental (as in, no chores like cleaning, something physical and mostly mindless) usually helps me.


Feel free to drink at the Nazi owned bar I guess. Be prepared for when they go full Nazi on you and all that information you probably wanted private.
I bet you could buy a shit load of random sports ball for the cost of those cabinets, app, cloud infra, and employees to run it all.
They should just put metal baskets out with balls and refill them a few times a year. It would be cheaper


“I watch a lot of TikTok”>
There’s your problem. That’s basically badly written reality tv, meaning it’s all fake performative nonsense.
In-N-out…shake shack…five guys…


Ken Paxton’s only redeemable trait is that he’s not Ted Cruz


Damnit, he’s exactly old enough for this 😞


Here’s the fix for you: “Giving your money to Mullvad is like drinking at a Nazi bar. The bar’s great, but it’s full of Nazis”.
hey kid, ever seen a planet go through every stage of a star’s lifecycle?
no, I don’t think there are!
Sorcerer: Oh this? ::manipulating unimaginable energies with casual grace::
IDK, my blood just does that. I think I got it from my dad.
I make absolutely sure to talk shit at wizards every time I play a sorcerer. It’s the way.


he also married shelob at some point.
Humor doesn’t have to be optimized.