Y’all need to stop worrying about performative leftists and start worrying about the speed running fascists.

Didn’t they just give the Great Satan’s leader a golden airplane and his kids 2 billion dollars?

apologies, the plane was Qatar.

Are the teeth and fangs not enough of a warning?

Anyone can profess nonsense, but if it’s conservative nonsense, you can get paid for it.

The company does have any money left after giving it all to AI grifters and letting their garbage code sink their business. Net negative on the jobs there

You get it.

In a future where people can teleport across dimensions, and regularly communicate at superliminal speeds, we have a game played by ultra nerds who refuse to accept that wireless finger controllers do NOT introduce perceptible lag. IN FACT, the bonus of not having to deal with the wires makes the game far faster and more enjoyable. ( I’ve always hated this one aspect of this epic, and I know it’s because the wires make it look more sci fi and less magical bullshit.)

Garak: 👉

The implication being that they’re being yeeted into the afterlife.

They boiled down the essence of Enemy Mine into a Gorn episode, fuck the haters this season was excellent.

Hitler also wanted to fuck his dog, maybe even did. Does that make him a dogfucker? Yes. Yes it does.

I don’t remember what I was going to say, but I couldn’t pass up an opportunity to call Hitler a dogfucker.

The nurse was allowed to practice, so really it was all mutually agreed upon

His head looks like a turd being punched off at the neck.

I’m glad I’m not the only one that noticed that.

Reasonable Max

The government can hire people without making them indentured slaves or trained killers. Well, at least it used to be able to do that

Nationalized industry that always produces food at cost and pays all of its workers well and fairly would be a great idea so long as the people setting it up aren’t completely untrustworthy fucks.

Oh wait

It occured to me I wasn’t being clear, this should help:

I hope someone writes the video game equivalent of American Pie when Valve eventually dies.