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  • Nothing beats el fantasma teleprónter caliente!

  • If Texas Republican voters give the nomination to Ken Paxton and then lose the main election, they thoroughly deserve the loss. None of the GOP candidates are good. But Paxton is a special kind of horrible.

  • They might think this kind of thing makes them look strong. But they are incorrect.

    Anyone with more than a couple of braincells in their skull knows this the sign of an administration that got humiliated and is furiously trying to retaliate out of pure spite.

  • Either way, Dr Beverly Crusher would be aroused.

  • So basically: ICE murdered him.

  • "something that causes mental impairment"

    Dude is clearly already maxed out on mental impairment. Maybe a joint or two would send him back around to some semblance of critical thinking/insight.

  • Because Ukraine has nothing better to do than sabotage the energy resources of an EU country. /s

    Orban is a fucking joke. I hope Hungarians see through his bullshit.

  • 🎶 Buffalo wing soldiers,

    Bigoted MAGAs.

    It was the buffalo wing soldiers

    In the heartland of America. 🎶

  • That pig is just thinking "no amount of food is worth this hassle!"

  • I now have this mental image of someone storming into the DMV office, quivering with rage and distress, and screaming at bewildered employees there because a completely unrelated auto mechanic was being a dick about an auto repair.

    But I'm really curious if your hypothesis is correct.

  • These are very reasonable questions. But I don't really want to know the answers to them.

  • That's some strong 'Monty Burns in the sack race' vibes.

  • You mean when he stole/coerced the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize into giving it to him? The FIFA peace prize was designed specifically for him, so the fuckheads FIFA could ingratiate themselves to him. Same with that bullshit 'clean coal hero' award.

    But I get it, there are so many fake and stolen award shenanigans going on with him it's difficult for anyone to keep track.

  • To quote Pearl Jam:

    Born on third,

    Thinks (s)he got a triple.

  • In related news: water is wet!

  • "Just another black man committing suicide by hanging" -Georgia authorities

    Seriously?! SERIOUSLY?!!

    What a joke.

  • Oh no! That means he's down to only seven/eight other wars he's resolved, right?

    Let's go through them:

    • Albania and Aberbaijan - he meant Armenia and Azerbaijan; and according to their leaders he might have actually played a part in this in spite of his comical geographic gaffs. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on this one. ✔️
    • Albania and Thighland - he probably meant Cambodia and Thailand, in which case his ceasefire fell through, and the one that actually took wasn't due to him. ❌
    • Democratic Republic of Congo and Rwanda - not resolved despite his claims, fighting still continues. ❌
    • Israel and Iran - you can't call heavily tipping the scales for one side as brokering peace; plus it looks like he's unilaterally dragging the US into a new conflict with Iran. ❌
    • India and Pakistan - India doesn't acknowledge the US played a significant part in peace talks, so this can't really be counted. ❌
    • Israel and Hamas - this one could only be considered a success if you're Israel. But even then, it hasn't done anything to prevent the genocide in Gaza, and now he's just angling to exploit all that 'empty' land for himself and his cronies. ❌
    • Ethiopia and Egypt - there's hasn't been war here for ages, so it's a false claim. ❌
    • Serbia and Kosovo - relations remain strained, and no peace agreement was signed. ❌

    Edit: Source.

  • The other kid was really just giving him some valuable life coaching. Though someone who wears Mets spyware and trolls other people for online views is almost certainly untrainable.

  • politics @lemmy.world

    Supreme Court strikes down most of Trump's tariffs in a major blow to the president

    www.nbcnews.com /politics/supreme-court/supreme-court-strikes-trumps-tariffs-major-blow-president-rcna244827
  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    "I earned this"

  • Minecraft @lemmy.world

    1,500+ Minecraft Players Infected by Java Malware Masquerading as Game Mods on GitHub

    thehackernews.com /2025/06/1500-minecraft-players-infected-by-java.html
  • The Signal messenger and protocol. @lemmy.ml

    Signal offline functionality

  • World News @lemmy.world

    Canada says too little, too late as Trump flip-flops on tariffs

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/cd92ynwne18o
  • memes @lemmy.world

    Happy new year!

  • Gunners @lemmy.world

    Bukayo Saka: The making of a London icon and humble Arsenal superstar

    www.standard.co.uk /sport/football/bukayo-saka-arsenal-standard-100-london-b1191327.html
  • World News @lemmy.world

    Nagorno-Karabakh: The refugees 'abandoned' by the world in Europe's 'forgotten' conflict

    news.sky.com /story/nagorno-karabakh-the-refugees-abandoned-by-the-world-in-europes-forgotten-conflict-13216137
  • News @lemmy.world

    Woman 'tried to drown three-year-old girl' in alleged racist attack in Texas

    news.sky.com /story/woman-tried-to-drown-three-year-old-girl-in-alleged-racist-attack-in-texas-13157415
  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL most cultures and peoples all over the world have historically had trouble recognizing the color blue

    www.ancientoriginsunleashed.com /p/hidden-hue-why-ancient-civilizations
  • Uplifting News @lemmy.world

    'Extraordinary' device could let paralysed people regain movement in arms and hands

    news.sky.com /story/extraordinary-device-could-let-paralysed-people-regain-movement-in-arms-and-hands-13140203
  • Football (Soccer fútbol fußball 足球 ) @lemmy.world

    'It's a red card to the blue card' - Infantino

    www.bbc.com /sport/football/68450854
  • politics @lemmy.world

    Super Bowl parade shooting: The real story behind fake criminal 'Sahil Omar'

    www.bbc.com /news/world-us-canada-68353305