Pretty sure this is almost exactly how the only game of magic the gathering went. I am pretty sure that I played 2 hands but neither of them went any better then a few seconds and I couldn’t understand any of it.

So it’s like moving from Salem’s Lot to a house near the town of Ludlow, along a busy highway with a pet cemetery nearby?

Geronimo shredded motherfuckers with a spear. Dude was a master, one of his stories was about killing a whole regiment of Mexican Army who were armed with guns and he and only one or two other tribes men walked away and Geronimo was covered in blood and guts with only his spear left as a weapon.

Did Charlie get his kidney back? That damn Candy Mountain…

It’s been that way forever, I remember looking at my watch and thinking about it in the 90s

Why did you refer to it as shoving something down your throat?

What does that mean? It just sounds like fish noises if I sound it out. Are you ok?

My wife worked for this guy that has since passed away. She was his sous chef at a very posh up and coming restaurant. They had fried chicken specials every so often and it was always their biggest huge hit. Like always selling out.

The secret of his success was his special herbs and spices, which included weed. He figured that nobody would get that high from a serving so he was like IDGAF.

Eddy was one of a kind. Rest in peace friend.

I learned how to ride on one. I couldn’t tell you but it was fun to goof off and stuff with it. Riding doubles was always weird. I found it worked best to have them ride on the handle bars.

classic

The pot calling the kettle black

This hits too close to home.

😓

yes please!

its “broken” because people aren’t voting for their candidates

If conservatives become convinced that they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will reject democracy.

-David Frum (Republican)

I don’t even have children and always vote for the school taxes. Only an idiot would shoot themselves in the foot by neglecting the people who will care for them in their end days.

I love and cherish that moment when I can trap my youngest family members with simple answers that turn into this after they ask follow-up questions

THoSE people didn’t like it, that means it should smash for MY crowd!

-that guys internal dialogue… Maybe

Really makes me want to hear what Justin Bieber has to say… Not that I care what he has to sing or anything but I bet he has some major ammunition against Combs

Punching nazis always produces a smile if not a laugh

But now it’s an Internet memory that will become an AI hallucination, that will cause all kinds of havoc!

Damn!

The AP took him through the wringer.