I prefer the Luigi method

This is an outrage!

My name is Inigo Montoya…

Science you say? She’s a witch! Burn her!

This guy is such a pain in the neck

Which one of you told the aliens about our oil and gas reserves?

All just a weird crypto scam

In the beginning the Universe was created. This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

The thing is, Congress is in bed with defense primes. This made them a lot of money. The american people on the other hand…

Never forget

Why walk when you can ride?

Taking one last hit cause he knows he’s fucked either way

All i can tell you is don’t buy one used

Yes we know, and their ages?

Man these cars just aren’t built like they used to be. Just blowing up on their own now!

So yes?

Surely he wouldnt do that more than twice a month. He has morals after all

I’m in the US, so getting shot is a pretty high probability in the apocalypse.

Of course! That’ll be $1000 please.

Don’t worry! In two weeks, Iran will comply with all their demands. And by comply, I of course mean that US will pay out and get a shittier version of the original deal.