It is squash but squish is more fun to say.

It’s a cutesy name that isn’t boring

I don’t trust neat lasagna

I’m assuming you bought this instead of cooked it because most of us don’t stock styrofoam containers.

Can you tell us where you got it?

Star Trek fans.

NCC-1701

Species 8472 is under represented.

Took me a moment to realize you weren’t talking about Arthur Miller. “Well duh. That doesn’t even sound like Death of a Salesman and he is dead. Oh. Wait. Stephan Miller, Nazi sympathizer.”

Where he puts his name and title in there different ways in case someone was unclear who this insecure narcissist is? That signature block?

Diameter. Full width kielbasa.

370f

These are not hot dogs. These are short kielbasas. An inch thick around each. It’s basically a pound of sausage for one person

Walmart bakery section has better ones than the bread section and they cost less too.

I should mention that the sausages were 11 minutes in the air fryer. Perfect skin every time.

I don’t know if Doritos would work on this. Maybe as a crushed garnish on top?

Half a cup of parm is about 40¢ but I got 2 1/2 servings out of this. So less than 20¢ per person.

I try to set a good example

States rights! They shouted. Turns out they didn’t even want city rights.

I’m number one!

The actual recipe. Except I used red pepper flakes instead of lemons and leek instead of celery.

Red seeds. But otherwise I think you have it.

Or Sick Kid if you have kids.