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I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.

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  • People have really weird choices on corn dog condiments. I prefer about a 50-50 mixture of yellow mustard and ketchup, but some people find mustard completely abhorrent. And in a lot of cases I find ketchup abhorrent.

    Put anything inside the dog other than cheese and bacon and you're going to lose sales. And corn dogs are all about being the lowest denominator mass appeal product. Which is why you don't find cheese and bacon flavored corndogs because you have to charge more for those and nobody's going to pay more.

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  • As do I.

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  • The only cats that lick the tin are the ones in my kitchen afterwards I have removed all the tasty fishes from it. This happens more often than I like to admit.

    I know that you are less offended by cat urine smell if you have Toxoplasmosis gondi, the most successful parasite on Earth, but I'm starting to be concerned that infection also makes you crave sardines.

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  • The eyebrows are pretty epic. Not as good as Ben Shapiro or Thufir Hawat. But pretty good for a kitten.

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  • The shelter supplies panacur and azithromycin. Feral kittens need a lot of that stuff. But not sardines. We recently got a donation of sardines from the local SPCA. That was all awesome. I made a promise to myself that I wouldn't eat any of them except for the ones that were left over after I baited the traps. My wife does not understand why I will totally eat any leftover sardines.

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  • I'm all about Ezri Dax in Kids in the Hall. Everyone else is irrelevant.

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  • I wish I could do more. There are three factors that severely limit my abilities.

    1. available free spots at the shelter fix cats for free.
    2. gas money. I frequently have to do three or four trips on the one day that free spots are available at the shelter.
    3. I own four traps. On a good day I can borrow three more from the SPCA. I need more traps.

    I guess if I get a 4th it would be that sardines aren't free and I use those to bait traps. But I don't really count that one because sardines are dirt cheap. If there's anything left over from a tin I get to eat them.

    I can't change the government. I can't change gas prices. I need more traps.

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  • I am from the internet. I'm here to help.

  • US orders 2,200 Marines to Middle East

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  • "it's not like we have troops on the ground."

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    13,492% sudden unexplained interest boost in local Alabama news station

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  • The last time we had goth prognosticators Rome got sacked.

  • Papas con stuff

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  • Sometimes unhealthy is self-care. Which is healthy.

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  • Ovaries in both cases. But close enough.

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    Two more TNR cats

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  • Those are the ones that they send to me. I specialize in the extra spicy and trying to give them a chance of being adoptable.

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  • Sometimes these feral kittens get me. And I always wonder if their little razor teeth are going to be the one that causes a blood-borne pathogen that will end me because I don't have insurance.

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  • I am not a rescue. All of my fosters belong to either the local shelter or SPCA. They hand me the ones that nobody else can handle to see if I can make them adoptable. But I'm in North central South Carolina. If that's relatively close to you, you could message me and I'll let you know who this belongs to and will have it up for adoption when it's ready.

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  • She stayed with me like that for about 30 minutes without trying to get away. I'm beginning to think she just has resting angry kitten face.

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  • She's getting there. She hasn't to tried to bite me in a week.

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    Foster car Dovey

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  • Let's see if Republicans in Congress agree.

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  • Probably the lack of liquid cheese or provolone.

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    Papas con stuff

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    Chili cheese fries

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    Bevdan Bridge and troll

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    Bacon, cucumber, tomato sandwiches

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    Macaroni and cheese and roasted broccoli.

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    CJ, Captain Jack

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    Charlie

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    Belka

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    Topaz

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    Lucy

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    Pizza and salad

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    Failed drawing

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    Owebear

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    Soldiers and soft boiled goose eggs

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    Grilled cheese and tomato soup

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    Goose eggs

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    Quesadillas