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@ FauxPseudo @lemmy.world

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I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.

  • Produce drawer chili

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  • That's a lively list of ingredients. Probably the most exciting white chili I've ever heard of.

  • Produce drawer chili

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  • It needs to be a sweet Southern corn bread. But, yes, it's a totally viable shortcake replacement. I prefer it. It's because even the sweetest of corn bread is not as sweet as shortcake

  • Tasty superb owl

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  • One owl pellet or two?

  • Turnips greens are so badly underrated

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  • There is a smoked pork and been soup I used to make. It was obviously an Italian recipe but with a few quick substitutions it was a Southern dish. The finishing touch is rolling up some kale, collards of turnip greens and slicing thin. The. Putting them in the soup for the last 10 minutes to cook but not soften them up. Excellent.

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    Cora

  • Make me feel like a man

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  • Produce drawer chili

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  • It's a side like buttered bread. Crumble it up and let it dry for a day. Put it in a bowl and pour milk or heavy cream over it and eat it like cereal. Pour chilli over a slice of it. Top it with whipped cream and strawberries. Slather it with peanut butter and jelly for a delicate but tasty sandwich.

    But I'd never eat it with rice. A rice substitute? Sure. But never with.

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  • Yes. I had to change my regular recipe because my wife likes hers sweet. But I do have a habit of using bacon fat even in this version.

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    Produce drawer chili

  • Karl Bushby: Made a bet in 1998 that he could walk from Chile to England. 27 Years later, Still walking. Survived Darién Gap, 57 days in a Russian prison, Traversing the Bering Strait on shifting ice

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  • That face. I'm wondering how closely he and I are related because that is the face of someone that could be an immediate relative of mine.

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    Dark Satyr Dryad

  • Smoked cheddar and leftover streak omelettes.

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  • I believe a 13th hen would be called a bakers roaster.

  • Smoked cheddar and leftover streak omelettes.

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  • Find something to smoke in. Could be a grill, smoke house, cardboard box with holes and a brick on top, doesn't matter what. Doesn't even need to be fire proof.

    Get a smoke tube. Wait until temps are between freezing and 50°f/10c. Fill the smoke tube with smoking pellets. Apple wood is always good. Light the open end on fire. Let it burn for 5 minutes. While waiting for that put your cheese in your chosen smoker. Blow out the flame. Close the smoker, but not air tight. Come back in three hours.

    Vacuum seal the cheese. Eat it in two weeks to a couple of years, it won't go bad. Just eat it when you want as long as two weeks have passed.

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  • People don't realize that chickens slow egg laying when it gets cold. So 12 hens a laying at Christmas time is definitely a cool gift.

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    CJ the fearless cat and Rose the opinionated angel wing muscovy having a conversation about water rights.

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    Smoked cheddar and leftover streak omelettes.

  • Steak melts.

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  • I'm saving the last of my onions for meals that need them. Not sure when I'll be able to buy more.

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    House fire

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    Steak melts.

  • Coca Cola has an executive dedicated to McDonald's

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  • It would be weird if they didn't

  • me_irl

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  • Please surrender your license to math.

  • Celtic knot Star Trek TNG com badge.

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  • me_irl

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  • You can use absolute numbers like ”The answer to life, the universe and everything is |42|.”

  • Empire

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  • Unless it's after hours. That's when they start shooting porn.

  • Fiberoptic install

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  • They marked where they were going to lay the line but there wasn't a single mark for anything that was already there. Cutting at least one of the two lines in the ground was inevitable cutting both was foreseeable. Good thing we don't have sewer here. They probably would have cut it too.

  • Fiberoptic install

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  • I saw them digging and there was no way I was passing it up.

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    Fiberoptic install

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    Oaty Goats

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    Goblin pilgrimage

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    Celtic Knot TNG com badge

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    Celtic knot Star Trek TNG com badge.

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    Shakshuka, homemade bread.

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    Celtic knot owl

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    Celtic knot owl

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    Bake the sandwich in the bread.

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    Celtic knot owl

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    Celtic knot owl

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    Thanksgiving dinner

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    Ribbon knot