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@ FauxPseudo @lemmy.world

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I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.

  • Green beans and samies

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  • Sandwiches

  • Green beans and samies

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  • I always struggle with green beans. I like them "just barely done" and most people like them "soft".

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  • Hummus but with Great Northern beans

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  • Mayo, yellow mustard.

  • Hummus but with Great Northern beans

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  • Black beans can be a bit assertive in flavor for a hummus. I'd do 50:50 with chickpeas, add more Mexican spices and use lime instead of lemon juice.

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  • I am from the internet. I'm here to help.

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  • It's that ”no-knees 5 minute artisan bread" where the dough keeps for up to two weeks in the fridge. Prep the dough, toss it in the fridge, cut off what you need, shape, raise, bake, cool.

    Five minute artisan Bread, no kneed Batch size: four ~one pound loafs. 680 grams warm water10 grams yeast.20 grams kosher salt.910 grams AP flour

    • Salt, water and yeast into container
    • Add flour, mix in
    • Let rest for 2 hours
    • Place in fridge

    • Line a baking sheet, loaf pan, small pot, what ever with parchment paper
    • Cut dough in half with kitchen shears
    • Wet fingers.
    • Shape dough into ball without stretching. Seam on one side.
    • Place in the dusted parchment paper
    • Preheat oven to 450°.
    • Dust dough with flour
    • Rest for 45 minutes
    • Slash the dough
    • Bake 1 pound loaf for 35 minutes.
    • Rest for at least 30 minutes to cool.

    Baking time will vary depending on loaf size. I use this calculator if I'm doing something like small rolls or a two pound loaf, which is what I did here.

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    Hummus but with Great Northern beans

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    Grape vine doodle

  • Mucha progress.

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  • Home grown.

  • Mucha progress.

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  • Cookies accomplished. Oatmeal star anise cookies. And bread. I needed bread too.

  • Bread dough lames

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  • People already know to stay out of my kitchen when I'm in it.

  • Mucha progress.

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  • Fine. I was thinking about making some granola. Maybe I'll make some oatmeal cookies.

  • Mucha progress.

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  • Do I get a cookie? Did you even bring cookies?

  • Mucha progress.

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  • I too have a problem saying his name with a hard ch.

  • Your recommendations wanted.

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  • Thank you. Some interesting leaf shapes there. And I've never seen a one color bird of paradise before.

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    Mucha progress.

  • New quantum antenna reveals a hidden terahertz world

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  • Yup. Completely useless on anything immune to the placebo effect.

  • New quantum antenna reveals a hidden terahertz world

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  • Questions to ask a homeopath:

    1. how long do the vibrations last?
    2. how can you test a homeopathic pill to see if the vibrations have decreased
    3. what are the frequencies of the vibrations for the different homeopathic ingredients?
    4. do the vibrations decrease over time?
    5. how do you remove all previous vibrations?
    6. what is the half life of the vibrations and does it change from the vibrations of an onion to the vibrations of a duck liver at some point as it slows?
    7. by what mechanism does the body read and measure these vibrations?
    8. once measured by the body what actions are taken and how can we measure them?
    9. how are vibrations transfered from one molecule to another?
    10. how does the native vibrations of water change the vibrations of the substance? Because when you add two frequencies you get a new third frequency.
    11. how are these frequencies different from brownian motion?
    12. how can you verify your water is free of vibrations from previous interactions?

  • Your recommendations wanted.

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  • Narrator: it was definitely aloe

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  • That's a good idea. Just narrow enough to fit the profile

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  • I feel like 3 is just inept. I need to work on it.

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    Your recommendations wanted.

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    Pita pizza for today. Bread for tomorrow

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    Cabinet organization.

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Does history rhyme?

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    Smoked herring on toast

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    Bread dough lames

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    Bread dough lames

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    More Work in progress on Mucha

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    Apples as a hummus delivery system.

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    Cedar shed door

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    WIP, Mucha style

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    Lamb pitas

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    Pork Ragu & cheese bread

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    Cora

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    Produce drawer chili