Would unironically work. Easiest ice-breaker in the world. Grandma’s still a woman. She knows what floods her basement.
She should get that looked at…
Mr. Shapiro?
wet-ass p-word ^(p-word being, you know, vagina)^
What kind of pump are we talking about here?
The kind of pump that makes wet ass pussy.
Wet ass pantry
The Noah’s ark theme is a bit much for me but besides that he looks surprisingly cool with it
Is there an ark on there? I thought it was just a depiction of Africa.
It’s gonna take a lot to drag it away from him, there’s nothing that 100 men or more could ever do.
“Crankin’ the Toto!”
Sounds like more of a chat roulette, than a party activity.
I suppose it depends on what sort of parties one throws.
All the animals are in pairs of two, there’s one side of the chest with clouds and the other side with sun and a single white dove like the one who brought Noah the branch to signal the water was retreating…yeah it’s definitely a Noah’s ark theme
lol I’m pretty sure Moses was not on the ark. Was this the director’s cut?
Haha, yeah massive brain fart on my end
Nope, not all animals. There is just one lion with a mane…
Lionesses don’t have a mane.
I think they’re referencing how many paintings of Noah’s ark has two male lions with manes on them, and not a male and female lion.
This guy!
All the animals are in pairs and they seem to be going in the same direction. There’s also a single dove in the sky. It might be a depiction of the animals after the flood. It’s not suuuuper obvious but I also thought of that story.
Out of all the Bible things Noah’s ark sounds a lot like your run-of-the-mill fairy-tale so it’s hard to see it upsetting anyone
Well, it is a story about God flooding the entire earth and sparing only one family because humanity was too sinful. A bit less Disney and a bit more brothers’ Grimm.
I guess but it’s not very graphic that minor case of major genocide
Genocide is never upsetting
It’s a make-believe genocide, so unless you think it truly happened then I’m not sure what there is to be upset about.
Hundreds of millions of people believe it and base their voting preferences on it
I’m not sure it is upsetting to those who believe it. Christians seem to think of it as an uplifting story. I feel like you’d have to believe it happened but not be Christian (or other religion that includes it) to be upset about it. But that’d be a strange combo.
You said upsetting anyone so that is what I responded to. For the reason above that I originally responded with, its an upsetting story that trivializes genocide.
Do you personally find it upsetting?
Attractive people can wear pretty much anything and it’ll look good.
Thats what I was thinking.
This MF so handsome women will use it as an excuse to approach him and ask and then he will tell them his 90yo grandma made it for him to wear to parties and they will immediately get spontaneously pregnant.
You just summed up the entire designer clothing industry.
While I don’t disagree with you I think what drives designer clothing has more to do with image and projection than actually looking good, even on attractive people.
It’s more velben good than looking good.
Grandma can’t see the pins anymore to take them out.
She made me a lovely quilt. I’m pretty sure I’ll never be done pulling pins out of it.Treat that vest very carefully for a while. No sudden moves.
Don’t hug people too tight either
Been there. I use a magnet broom. ~$20 at harbor freight.
grandma got these pins with really big (like dime sized) heads so she can see them all. she got sick of losing them.
When I was a kid, my grandmother made my pajamas. She was probably in her 70s at the time and could see fine. Still, I ALWAYS got liked by a pin or two. It just became part of the charm from Granny.
Sweep it with a magnet.
The virgin overpriced brand vs. the Gigathad grandma vest.
Edit: No sarcasm, no jokes.
I would wear that like a boss.
It would help if you look like the guy in the pic
That vest is absolutely epic. One can only wear it if they truly own it.
I think he’s pulling it off
No, he’s wearing it.
Man walks down the street wearing that, you know he’s not afraid of anything.
Damn straight!
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I’m going to cry now, these clothes have a real soul, unlike these empty branded things.
It would, if the OP wasn’t a complete fabrication.
Well, you’re right, because of this damn AI the internet will finally die and turn into a minefield, in that case I’ll leave the internet forever, so to speak, goodbye my dear, you were like a brother to me.
So long and thanks for all the fish? I guess?
That’s wild
This is from 10 years ago and the first instance I found of it on reddit they were already complaining about it being a repost
And they even found out that you can just buy this vest.
I want something like that so hard :(
You can go to SEAsian countries & get one
Grandma has seen her fair share of raves in the 90s
Oh 90s raves were amazing
My lady 👊
Yep if we ever get time travel I’m deffo going back there!
Gen X here, don’t do us dirty like that. Too soon.
Glances at Gen X wife who is also a grandmother
Spit take. Is that even fucking possible omfg what
I wish I had a vest like this and the confidence to wear it at parties. This guy is a Chad.
Tell me this is a joke. Where’s the /s? Do people actually sincerely call other men “Chad” like that? Beyond cringe. Beyond.
You know the word “cringe” is supposedly metacringe by now as well, because adults kept using it? Showing your age a little bit here. 🤭
But sure, men can call each other Chad or other things to big up each other’s confidence. Friends do that to each other all the time. Don’t you do that with your friends???
Did you know the word “metacringe” is supposedly ubercringe by now as well, because adults kept using it?
😂 mb mb
Mb is actually giga cringe because adults kept driving Mercedes-Benz instead of kids
lol
Oh my god, young people aren’t using the same slang and idioms my generation did?! Gadzooks!
I mean… lots of people on fediverse unironically refer to outsiders as “normies.” This is what we in the industry refer to as “a clue.”
Like a brown handkerchief?
Man got DRIPP
Looks like a good conversation starter tbh
