I never got to play borderlands, wouldn’t mind if you threw me a key

You don’t even know the half of it.

My friend convinced a 45 yr old pharmacist to divorce her husband and leave her family. He dumped her right after.

Huh, socialism really is gay…

… there were people voting for stein?

Don’t forget the commercials before and after you pay FML

I would rather someone be rude and fight for what’s right then someone nice that’s propagating a system of injustice because “my 15 mins are valuable”

Whoosh that’s were the DV came from.

I thought this was a repeat, like why? I don’t get anything around earth

Chupacabra makes sense, those damn mexican goat thieves.

All they had to do is say all the tables are reserved. Not “leave!!! You ugly!!!”

It’s easier to be gay then colored. There’s some real conspiracies behind that.

Wait, so you’re saying my friends named Washington and Franklin might have some dark history?

Blursed

Something tells me you drink and drive

I always wondered that. Like why have 400 hpwr if there is no opportunity to use it.

That essay shows your the butt hurt one. You wanna “take back nazi symbolism” is just an excuse to play contrarian. This is a childish thought not really well thought out.

A lot of words for nazi fetish.

Two of my friends transitioned. Starting to think it’s me. I turn people trans.

6-6-6 the number of the beast.