swim bladder

I beg your pardon

Human contact is always sexual and children must never be touched unless it’s circumcision time! ✂️

Ohhh. Now I see. To answer your question: yes!

I hate how cathartic it is to watch that mountain of bullies burn to the ground 😌

Said the same thing

is giving marked-as-duplicate vibes

I salute our boys and blue and the sky wizard who benevolently grants cancers to our children. Blessed be.

Oh because “saw” can mean “did see” or “do use a chainsaw”. I get it!

Oh that’s just my ocd personality I’m so random

I’m trying to optimize my system. How does one remove the French language pack for good?

far left leaning

Same. So Jesus fucking Christ by the way.

That’s the spirit. Why wait for prison?

Then come to America, friend!

Wow—that is a lot of major life events crammed into 2025. Be nice to yourself. Often.

Our when our favorite tops wear us

let people know they love sucking dick

Probably not as well as when we wear our fave top

Hung like a horse

Morridor is the funniest name I’ve ever heard of for the Wasatch front (shot in the dark)

American Democratic Ethos

Not sure which slaveholders or Manifest Destiny folks you’re putting on a pedestal, but even if—big if—America’s dead once had admirable and pro-humanity values, today’s terrified, uneducated, unhappy, unkind, impoverished shithole does not.

Being an awful person appears to reflect perfectly these last generations of the American Empire.

Why are you talking to me like that. This is my smile.

Are you saying there is a way to escape my student loa*s forever?