That’s exactly what one of His creations would say. God bless you, friend!

Repeat after me, New Yorkers: I’ve never heard that name before. Is that a Tendo game?

But home.arpa’s top-level domain is .arpa?

JPEGs you can hear

But luckily this was a calm dog

Barely colorized Fido there either

I too was once the youngest child, then relegated to middle.

Long live King George III

I’m so so so so so afraid of needing to use a fire extinguisher under pressure

Make sure you rinse or wash a knife after sharpening it. The invisible blades aren’t great for our health.

What’s

neutral oil

and is it neutral regarding everything or just

peppers

Like should it really count if I was driving uphill in the snow? Absofuckinglutely not.

I’m allergic to SVG zs so when the comment above said they were 425314, my internal reaction was “no, it’s just 42531”.

Pretty sure my kindergarten teacher and mom both on our team. My fate was long ago sealed.

I wasn’t aware there was any other way. I’m having an identity crisis over here.

I prefer to arrange my electrons like building blocks just like gramma did

My fucking lord I didn’t laugh at any of the parent comments…. But GNU xD

I see mice outside and I’m like “awwwwwwwww”.

I hear about people seeing spiders inside and my pulse rate rises.

ancient lizard brain

I’m with you 100% spiders-wise but wonder if it’s cultural rather than lizard-brained. If I had a kid whom I could convince

• spiders don’t scare me and should not scare you,
• spiders, humans, and dogs are all reasonable animals to have in our home,

then would this kid be down with spiders’ company?

who runs

With these knees? I’m known to promenade gingerly online.