My cats think so. They keep waking me up by nibbling on my face. I’m not sure whether they’re being cute or trying to give my wife a hint or hells forbid checking whether I’m alive and trying to eat my face. I’ve got like ten hours to decide whether to train them out of it
MinnesotaGoddam
I’ve been awake for too many hours and probably nothing I post right now should be considered a reasonable take
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MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Lindsey Graham, Trump ally who opposed LGBTQ+ rights and consistently denied being gay, dies at 71English
1·5 hours ago(no! Public service is great! But your point is valid)
These are memes reality has no place here
MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•CDC Stopped Monitoring Parasite Now Causing Explosive Diarrhea Across The CountryEnglish
2·8 hours agoI gotta start naming my poops like that. Today was a Jimmy
MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•CDC Stopped Monitoring Parasite Now Causing Explosive Diarrhea Across The CountryEnglish
2·8 hours agoThere are entire charitable organizations devoted to individual diarrhea diseases
MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•CDC Stopped Monitoring Parasite Now Causing Explosive Diarrhea Across The CountryEnglish
1·8 hours agoThe Cloacal Control Council, yes
MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL about the "Aroma of Tacoma"English
2·14 hours agoDecayed broccoli fart
MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The land before timeEnglish
1·15 hours agoYou know it
MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldto
Trans Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Here, have a crunchy Link:English
3·15 hours agoThey’re MobToLink. I thought it was obvious. Look at their shoes
Yes nothing mysterious about late stage chlamydia
MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•idiot you tuber leaving his 50 cal on the ground pointed at the picnic tableEnglish
1·15 hours agoOh I’m one of those folk who probably should never have been given a license. I’m sure I’ve gotten better over the years, but that’s beside the point, which is that I don’t need a license for my trike.
MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Journalist Alarmed When He’s Fired, But Company Keeps Posting AI Slop Under His NameEnglish
2·15 hours agoI mean Amazon is a mecca of self publishing
MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldto
Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•I know how unspayed cats feelEnglish
5·16 hours ago74 pounds of camembert
MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldto
Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Texas Hispanics swung hard to Trump. A new poll shows they’re furious at his deportationsEnglish
14·16 hours agoBiggest problem is thinking of Hispanics as a monolith
Eating it like pork rinds
The sole of Lindsey Graham.
MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Lindsey Graham, Trump ally who opposed LGBTQ+ rights and consistently denied being gay, dies at 71English
4·16 hours agoEven then. If I want a secret kept, I don’t want my death to release the secret to the public
MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Lindsey Graham, Trump ally who opposed LGBTQ+ rights and consistently denied being gay, dies at 71English
3·16 hours agoUnfortunately the website I have only works on dead mormons and they ain’t dead dunked him yet
MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•Where my iT’s A fEaTuRe homeys at?English
1·16 hours agoNah, they never mentioned how cheap it was, someone would have noticed















I figured you knew, given all the good information you have. I just wanted to add to the conversation and feel important :3
Working for one of those NGOs is really interesting tho. You should post about it on the dull men’s group sometime so we can argue about it being not dull enough, also learn cool stuff about the fatal butt diseases