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i signed a contract with the admins so the mods could sexually harass me politely, and that makes it extra legal. no i'm not referring to any specific communities or instances.

  • hey what did a pthirus ever do to you

  • tentacles. not happy tentacles either.

  • *sheepsies

  • i'm still copy and pasting code okay?

  • "If thou knowest the name of the king or queen being murthered, shout one! Otherwise, please stay on the line"

  • We got a cheap ($20ish) baby camera for my dad when he started falling. if he fell when we were gone, we could turn on the camera and check if he was out of the chair we left him in. Also talk to him through the camera. When we went on a trip to visit family, we left the camera on so we could check on the cats. They came sprinting whenever they heard my voice.

  • We call it avoision in the industry

  • no es un comida completa sin queso

  • mmm donutangles...

  • angry footing noises

  • Every!

    Jump
  • Stephen.

  • I’ve seen dozens of stories about how the schools the 0.01% send their kids to have zero tolerance for phones

    Continuous glucose monitors update to smartphone apps. Zero tolerance phone policies are disability discrimination lawsuits waiting to happen and the schools the 0.01% have lawyers good enough to figure that out.

  • likewise, i have always been the family tinker/inventor. invented a hydrogen/oxygen fuel cell when i was 8 before i learned they already existed better than i had invented. i went to school, took engineering classes. the intro to CAD teacher was an ableist douche (long story) and publicly stated that it was his intention to weed out anyone he felt was not "worthy" of being in our "noble" (ranked four hundred something nationally) engineering program via his computer drafting program and since grading was almost entirely subjective (75% of each project was for "style" whatever that meant) he got to do that.

    i changed majors next semester. haven't stopped building shit. i'm tired, but i'm supposed to finish rebuilding my bike today. i'm going to hang the drapes instead.

  • just a dance around the pole de joseph-ignace

  • until Congress authorizes a war with Iran (and they explicitly refused to restrict the 30 day do whatever you want authorization wrt Iran) it most definitely is "his". the Statesian people's representatives ceded their rights and responsibilities over the military to the despot.

  • I'm not surprised at all just amused of course it would be fucking Berkeley. I was expecting Fort Worth because that was mine.

  • my brain said dog shit arenas were these whatchacallems, arboretums with lots of dogshit bags hanging from the branches and they also had paintball.

    my brain's version is better

  • i'm about to type the most privileged sentence imaginable: i wear male pants and i don't use the pockets. i got reasons i'm not going into but i carry a bag and that bag has bags in it for trash. i'm not getting my good bag dirty i got places to go.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    As soon as people could read, ages ago when they had fuck all to do they sat down and wrote (books, letters) for fun. Now, when people have fuck all to do they write internets for fun. NO CHANGE!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    BEARTATO WEEK BEGINS WHENEVER YOU WANT IT TO

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world

    I am so fucking happy and so fucking full

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world

    Got rid of some boxes in the garage

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    i'm gonna have to stand up aren't i

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Godnorc calls for aid

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    How do i get my nails to stop stinking faster

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    dagnabbit

  • DIY @slrpnk.net

    Halloween Next Year Makin A Boat For My Bike Help

  • California @lemmy.world

    St. Basil Stockton Greek Food Festival, 2025 September 5-7

    stocktongreekfoodfest.com
  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Sausage Gravy, for Biscuits

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    anyone got sausage (or other protein) ideas for a cavatappi ala vodka

  • California @lemmy.world

    There's some shit going on this weekend what looks fun

    www.foodreference.com /html/california-festivals-august.html
  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    That Ben ain't right

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Dang ol', Darmok and Jalad, man... Tanagra. Talkin' 'bout...fire burnin', story, dang ol' understandin', y'know?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    I'll tell you what, man, I think it’s dang ol' funnier if we don’t even know who said it, talkin' bout, y'know

  • Games @sh.itjust.works

    remember Road Rash?

  • simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works

    so uh what's your favorite type of sprinkler

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Why do we all have mayonnaise in our fridges instead of béarnaise sauce?