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i signed a contract with the admins so the mods could sexually harass me politely, and that makes it extra legal. no i'm not referring to any specific communities or instances.

  • I'm Grover generation

  • Excuse me. Womannator 1999

  • Do you ever wish to rend thine own flesh for having corrupted blood within or is that a me problem

    One of my siblings and I look almost identical. He got all the good genes (has perfect vision, never gets a cavity and only has to brush once a day) I got all the bad ones (I got every heritable disease that runs in the family except diabetes, some new ones, and all of them hit with worse severity than anyone else in the extended family. Oh, and my eyes and teeth both suck) so I kind of get you. Still, you have to learn how to love your self, even if that self doesn't necessarily include all of said flesh (for me it's about 80% of it, long story not for public consumption). Said brother started wearing a toupee while I am proudly bald.

  • What's their name now

  • I am confuse because when I think Sally and space I think Sally Ride and she does not deserve those words.

  • I can think of an effective way to keep iran from getting nuclear weapons. Agree to and honor a treaty.

    What do you mean we tried that and it was working until dipshit donny interfered

  • If the US nukes Iran I want an embargo. I live in California. Y'all fuckers better make a godsdamned example if it happens, just I would appreciate if y'all didn't nuke me back. Or if you do, please send coordinates in advance so's I can decide how much more ghoulification to go through

  • I hope someone can convince him that dropping a classic would be best and then we have a sideshow Bob situation

  • covid.gov redirects to lab leak conspiracy insanity

    Jump
  • Throw us out the window and into the organ incineration pile with the rest of our bodies thank you

  • Nephi being Joe's Mary Sue helped get me out of that cult

  • Remember minidiscs? Now there's a tech I'm disappointed never took off

  • Did it have anti skip? Did it play mp3?

  • What happened to the crease fire?

    Have you checked your buttholes?

  • The dildo protests were fun tho. Were you there for those?

  • I have yet to find an algorithm that has figured out what I like about music. So I curate my own collection. Only way it works for me.

  • It's cause they got little legs actually

  • Slc to smf. Detour in Denver, delayed 12 hours, got into a different flight to oak instead of smf, delayed another 6 hours.

    I am ungenerous with my accounting, but I can make it on foot from oak to smf in 18 hours and that's what I'm counting (it's just under 100 miles, I am assuming I will die the next day like all ultra marathon folk)

  • Seconded. I modded a small community a couple decades ago and it was so emotionally trying I will never again. Thank you mods

  • Frieren’s eyebrows are saying, “I’m having diarrhea every night.”

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    As soon as people could read, ages ago when they had fuck all to do they sat down and wrote (books, letters) for fun. Now, when people have fuck all to do they write internets for fun. NO CHANGE!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    BEARTATO WEEK BEGINS WHENEVER YOU WANT IT TO

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world

    I am so fucking happy and so fucking full

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world

    Got rid of some boxes in the garage

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    i'm gonna have to stand up aren't i

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Godnorc calls for aid

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    How do i get my nails to stop stinking faster

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    dagnabbit

  • DIY @slrpnk.net

    Halloween Next Year Makin A Boat For My Bike Help

  • California @lemmy.world

    St. Basil Stockton Greek Food Festival, 2025 September 5-7

    stocktongreekfoodfest.com
  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Sausage Gravy, for Biscuits

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    anyone got sausage (or other protein) ideas for a cavatappi ala vodka

  • California @lemmy.world

    There's some shit going on this weekend what looks fun

    www.foodreference.com /html/california-festivals-august.html
  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    That Ben ain't right

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Dang ol', Darmok and Jalad, man... Tanagra. Talkin' 'bout...fire burnin', story, dang ol' understandin', y'know?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    I'll tell you what, man, I think it’s dang ol' funnier if we don’t even know who said it, talkin' bout, y'know

  • Games @sh.itjust.works

    remember Road Rash?

  • simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works

    so uh what's your favorite type of sprinkler

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Why do we all have mayonnaise in our fridges instead of béarnaise sauce?