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i signed a contract with the admins so the mods could sexually harass me politely, and that makes it extra legal. no i'm not referring to any specific communities or instances.

  • Yaaaaaay

  • Pocket full of bellybuttons was a nice touch

  • Uh what do I win

  • And they're still leaps and bounds above anything I can do

  • Relearning old abilities after nerve damage is not the most fun I have had. I hope this is something you enjoy. Good luck on your recovery!

  • Sad cat

    Jump
  • Uh my cats like my lemon tree

  • Fair use bud

  • I was going to say, the Sacramento to Portland I do regularly is just under 600 miles

  • I mean I'll import one from Canada if that's all it takes

  • Tel Aviv I can't predict. London and Paris are too sensible. Washington we could probably keep Krasnov from nuking anything (we've done good so far. I mean they changed the code from 00000 to 12345 at least, right? Right?) by giving him a red light up button and just letting him watch the end of Dr Strangelove

  • Like what, a platewaffle? Are you some kind of breakfast wizard?

  • Oh sorry. In twin peaks, the character Andy has trouble with his sperms (and talks about it funny). Worth watching the show, if not just for that

  • Kegel One

  • psssst

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  • IT IS FRILLY AND PINK

  • Gif is pronounced like gorilla or giraffe or is not hard

  • It's pronounced vepp.

  • Shouldn't this be on the fence memes comm? No complaints tho

  • Correct I was not made to not pay bills and die

  • On occasion?!

    angry me noises

    Why I don't remember the last time I wasn't pooping

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    As soon as people could read, ages ago when they had fuck all to do they sat down and wrote (books, letters) for fun. Now, when people have fuck all to do they write internets for fun. NO CHANGE!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    BEARTATO WEEK BEGINS WHENEVER YOU WANT IT TO

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world

    I am so fucking happy and so fucking full

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world

    Got rid of some boxes in the garage

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    i'm gonna have to stand up aren't i

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Godnorc calls for aid

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    How do i get my nails to stop stinking faster

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    dagnabbit

  • DIY @slrpnk.net

    Halloween Next Year Makin A Boat For My Bike Help

  • California @lemmy.world

    St. Basil Stockton Greek Food Festival, 2025 September 5-7

    stocktongreekfoodfest.com
  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Sausage Gravy, for Biscuits

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    anyone got sausage (or other protein) ideas for a cavatappi ala vodka

  • California @lemmy.world

    There's some shit going on this weekend what looks fun

    www.foodreference.com /html/california-festivals-august.html
  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    That Ben ain't right

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Dang ol', Darmok and Jalad, man... Tanagra. Talkin' 'bout...fire burnin', story, dang ol' understandin', y'know?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    I'll tell you what, man, I think it’s dang ol' funnier if we don’t even know who said it, talkin' bout, y'know

  • Games @sh.itjust.works

    remember Road Rash?

  • simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works

    so uh what's your favorite type of sprinkler

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Why do we all have mayonnaise in our fridges instead of béarnaise sauce?