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i signed a contract with the admins so the mods could sexually harass me politely, and that makes it extra legal. no i'm not referring to any specific communities or instances.

  • Unconventional strategy.

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  • believing you are right is requisite to belief. acknowledgement that you might be wrong, in the existence of doubt, that's maturity but it does not preclude the belief that you are right.

  • :3 :3

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  • the game tells me i have permission, but do i really? for all i know i'm really hacking into a cia blacksite's third backup or something. i mean i'm not really that paranoid, but i can imagine what my qanon sovcit quiverfull brother would think it might be and go one worse, and then see if i can afford to lose that gamble y'know

  • Unconventional strategy.

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  • Why would you believe anything if you were going to believe you were wrong?

  • Unconventional strategy.

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  • it goes well with our holiday roast beast

  • Unconventional strategy.

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  • awkward Statesia noises

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  • i want to try this but part of me says i'm going to end up with a felony in 39 nonconsecutive countries

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  • TeleTypeWriter? sorry, have some Deaf friends so that is the first thing that comes to mind

    edit oh gods i've even had my coffee that's not even the same letter. this is the first time i have felt shame in... hold on i need to get a calendar. 22 years, 4 months, 23 days. oh gosh.

  • It took U.S. years to lose a war in Vietnam. Trump lost one in days. It's increasingly clear that Trump's war of choice in Iran has failed spectacularly. America learned nothing from past war failures

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  • Probably Florida

  • Can confirm

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  • I had the worst schedule one year. 3 12s for two different companies. Alternating each job each day of the week. It was the worst. I drove to the wrong job on a few days. Fortunately they were understanding and I could just call and they'd let me make up the day whenever. But like damn. I have no idea why I did that to myself if I had asked I could have done the 3 days in a row at each job. If I recall, one job was absolutely awful but the other job at least let you play music you streamed from the internet in your cube and as a musician I can only take so much silence.

    Waking up from driving autopilot/transportation psychosis/whatever the hell you want to call it 80 miles away from where you think you're supposed to be is fuuuuun

  • Unacceptable but true

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  • Now the cats come to you and you can just eat them

  • Thanks for nothing

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  • It's not just an evening with my wife. It's time I've set aside exclusively that unless there's an emergency, she's my only priority. Have you never been on a date before?

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  • I plan on breaking my computer with mint cinnamon. Does that help any?

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  • Marduk I don't know why you chose your username but it is my favorite of all the Mesopotamian/Babylonian I forget gods so I love it when I see your name pop up. First prize! :3

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  • I mean yeah. This is going to be me as soon as I fix my next two one! life and death problems and hang the drapes, and also post a picture on here of the picture we found thrifting because i am excited that it helps color my room I don't care that it's a print of AI bullshit. I can put a print of something better there eventually but it catches the eye right now.

    In the meantime, is there a "these are the cli commands you need to know" Linux for stoned dummies cause I haven't used it since college and that was decades ago

  • Oil Prices Are Surging Above $100 Even After U.S. Lifts Russia Sanctions.

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  • Y'all are safe here (I am only a treacherous toward people who poison others, shitasses and ass shitters and you seem cool. You don't shit wit your ass do you) so like feel free to vent

  • Androgny in Fantasy

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  • Question about dwarf ass hair beard braids (that is a clause I never thought I'd think). Does that come from on top of or between? Or heaven forbid both?

  • Colon cancer now leading cause of cancer deaths under 50 in US

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  • I just use it. I was at the carneceria (Mexican meat market for all y'all uncultured you know what get your assets to the local Mexican grocer they're awesome see for yourself) and saw "Peruvian Super Spice" and color me intrigued, right? Pure MSG. Cracked me the fuck up.

  • Colon cancer now leading cause of cancer deaths under 50 in US

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  • When you're down to the last 100 ml of saline and reprogram the pump to slow down so it won't run out so the alarm doesn't go off and then you page your nurse, just FYI that's too far. That's the one that really got me in trouble

  • Logic never fails

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  • would have guessed danger 5

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    As soon as people could read, ages ago when they had fuck all to do they sat down and wrote (books, letters) for fun. Now, when people have fuck all to do they write internets for fun. NO CHANGE!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    BEARTATO WEEK BEGINS WHENEVER YOU WANT IT TO

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    I am so fucking happy and so fucking full

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    Got rid of some boxes in the garage

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    i'm gonna have to stand up aren't i

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    Godnorc calls for aid

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    How do i get my nails to stop stinking faster

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    dagnabbit

  • DIY @slrpnk.net
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    Halloween Next Year Makin A Boat For My Bike Help

  • California @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    St. Basil Stockton Greek Food Festival, 2025 September 5-7

    stocktongreekfoodfest.com
  • Cooking @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    Sausage Gravy, for Biscuits

  • Cooking @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    anyone got sausage (or other protein) ideas for a cavatappi ala vodka

  • California @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    There's some shit going on this weekend what looks fun

    www.foodreference.com /html/california-festivals-august.html
  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    That Ben ain't right

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    Dang ol', Darmok and Jalad, man... Tanagra. Talkin' 'bout...fire burnin', story, dang ol' understandin', y'know?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    I'll tell you what, man, I think it’s dang ol' funnier if we don’t even know who said it, talkin' bout, y'know

  • Games @sh.itjust.works
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    remember Road Rash?

  • simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    so uh what's your favorite type of sprinkler

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    Why do we all have mayonnaise in our fridges instead of béarnaise sauce?