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  • 5th gertie is golden gertie

  • if you're not going to put in the time to add a nice set of grawlixes, why censor at all?

  • we work hard, we play hard

  • why Long Dick Johnson when you could have Dong Lick Johnson

  • Same Jenny, just QT never notices anything above the calf.

  • mmm... brainitalia...

  • no, the scorpion is being lazy. it can swim too

  • Thank Mr Gustave

    edit: wait, thats a gun not a dildo

  • nonsense script isn't used that way

  • guitar worm-over-eye dancing-bird mouse slug-dancing-on-the-ceiling

  • tomato tomato

  • my lens is cracked

  • :3

  • i never quite understood how loud thunder could be until lightning struck my apartment's parking lot. i grew up in earthquake land and thought that's what was happening.

  • it's under 60F right now, i'm in california, and half of us are changed into our "winter" wear (think light fall elsewhere). The rest of us are still in short sleeves and sandals.

  • wasn't that unitary executive theory or something?

  • yes, dessicated and sealed along with the 51 other discs

  • And then falling down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    How do i get my nails to stop stinking faster

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    dagnabbit

  • DIY @slrpnk.net

    Halloween Next Year Makin A Boat For My Bike Help

  • California @lemmy.world

    St. Basil Stockton Greek Food Festival, 2025 September 5-7

    stocktongreekfoodfest.com
  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Sausage Gravy, for Biscuits

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    anyone got sausage (or other protein) ideas for a cavatappi ala vodka

  • California @lemmy.world

    There's some shit going on this weekend what looks fun

    www.foodreference.com /html/california-festivals-august.html
  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    That Ben ain't right

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Dang ol', Darmok and Jalad, man... Tanagra. Talkin' 'bout...fire burnin', story, dang ol' understandin', y'know?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    I'll tell you what, man, I think it’s dang ol' funnier if we don’t even know who said it, talkin' bout, y'know

  • Games @sh.itjust.works

    remember Road Rash?

  • simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works

    so uh what's your favorite type of sprinkler

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Why do we all have mayonnaise in our fridges instead of béarnaise sauce?