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i signed a contract with the admins so the mods could sexually harass me politely, and that makes it extra legal. no i'm not referring to any specific communities or instances.

  • likewise, i have always been the family tinker/inventor. invented a hydrogen/oxygen fuel cell when i was 8 before i learned they already existed better than i had invented. i went to school, took engineering classes. the intro to CAD teacher was an ableist douche (long story) and publicly stated that it was his intention to weed out anyone he felt was not "worthy" of being in our "noble" (ranked four hundred something nationally) engineering program via his computer drafting program and since grading was almost entirely subjective (75% of each project was for "style" whatever that meant) he got to do that.

    i changed majors next semester. haven't stopped building shit. i'm tired, but i'm supposed to finish rebuilding my bike today. i'm going to hang the drapes instead.

  • just a dance around the pole de joseph-ignace

  • until Congress authorizes a war with Iran (and they explicitly refused to restrict the 30 day do whatever you want authorization wrt Iran) it most definitely is "his". the Statesian people's representatives ceded their rights and responsibilities over the military to the despot.

  • I'm not surprised at all just amused of course it would be fucking Berkeley. I was expecting Fort Worth because that was mine.

  • my brain said dog shit arenas were these whatchacallems, arboretums with lots of dogshit bags hanging from the branches and they also had paintball.

    my brain's version is better

  • i'm about to type the most privileged sentence imaginable: i wear male pants and i don't use the pockets. i got reasons i'm not going into but i carry a bag and that bag has bags in it for trash. i'm not getting my good bag dirty i got places to go.

  • i have had a nurse i have wanted to thank for decades (i had major surgery, my mother wanted to stay overnight in my room and this kind nurse let my mother get cleaned up at her place. we were going to get a gym membership but she would not hear of it. she almost got in a fistfight with a radiologist for me. all i ever knew was her first name, she was the best). i had no idea there was a formal system. how widespread is this? (is it just psych?)

  • oh don't get me started about comic fonts and the arguments they probably had about whether to include or not include those serifs (also that they were not angry arguments probably)

  • i appreciate being seen

  • is that what they call jacking on to the matrix?

  • I can feel that's going to be tonight. This morning's gig was one of the better one I've had in years. I'm going to be riding this high for a while. Tonight that means very little sleep.

    Next, midnight salsa and midnight ice cream

  • What happens if only one of the robits gets a roberection? Is that gay enough I don't know how the cybersex is supposed to work my great aunt warned me about people like me

  • I mean, you dated him.

    Same reason I don't think that highly of my exes

  • This specifically? Nope. My dreams are far bigger. I had dune buggies

  • Godsdammit my violet08 is leaking acid salts again. Accidentally left the batteries in her for a year again.

  • I make a joke about the similarity between French "to bathe" and Statesian "antiquated vagina bathing device, also those politicians you don't like". I never said it was a good joke.

  • egg sweaters! with knitting patterns

  • oh gods she wasn't from upwind by the plant was she

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    As soon as people could read, ages ago when they had fuck all to do they sat down and wrote (books, letters) for fun. Now, when people have fuck all to do they write internets for fun. NO CHANGE!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    BEARTATO WEEK BEGINS WHENEVER YOU WANT IT TO

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world

    I am so fucking happy and so fucking full

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world

    Got rid of some boxes in the garage

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    i'm gonna have to stand up aren't i

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Godnorc calls for aid

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    How do i get my nails to stop stinking faster

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    dagnabbit

  • DIY @slrpnk.net

    Halloween Next Year Makin A Boat For My Bike Help

  • California @lemmy.world

    St. Basil Stockton Greek Food Festival, 2025 September 5-7

    stocktongreekfoodfest.com
  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Sausage Gravy, for Biscuits

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    anyone got sausage (or other protein) ideas for a cavatappi ala vodka

  • California @lemmy.world

    There's some shit going on this weekend what looks fun

    www.foodreference.com /html/california-festivals-august.html
  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    That Ben ain't right

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Dang ol', Darmok and Jalad, man... Tanagra. Talkin' 'bout...fire burnin', story, dang ol' understandin', y'know?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    I'll tell you what, man, I think it’s dang ol' funnier if we don’t even know who said it, talkin' bout, y'know

  • Games @sh.itjust.works

    remember Road Rash?

  • simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works

    so uh what's your favorite type of sprinkler

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Why do we all have mayonnaise in our fridges instead of béarnaise sauce?