The ideal endpoint of evolution will have regrowing limbs and organs, acid abs poison breath, laser eyes, hard, chitinous exoskeletons, little monkey servants who bring you cheese look what about this isn’t crab

Ronny, you’re creating a hostile workplace. I’m reporting you to HR. Don’t discuss religion at work.

wait fuck

I travel for curd and the seven creams

i’m just being a deranged maniac as a hobby. i don’t get paid for it like the popo

my main transportation is a class 2 ebike. my city isn’t very bike friendly, but the city i live in is primarily residential roads. i can get around pretty much anywhere, even to the next city, without leaving 25mph speed limits if i want to. so i’m doing 20 and not really getting in anyone’s way.

if i was in my car i’d be on different roads doing 55. i’m having a hell of a lot more fun on the bike too.

most US states have a State ID that is a valid alternative to a driver’s license if you really need to get the point across

i’ve got this ebike that’s pretty cool. one of these days i kinda want to go on a crime spree at 5kph

i thought you had to inject as close to the sting as possible and y’know

I saw this ICE agent doing ICE things

There’s this property I’m looking at right now, it’s totally villainous. My cats would love it.

I thought that was the “neener neener” fallacy

I stand forever enlightened

Sorry dude I was running out of clean pants

Gotta shit them first before someone else shids them

dammit math is hard when you’re high

no in kilograms

alexa how much do i weigh

hold on i’m doing weed maths

send them both to the moon