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i signed a contract with the admins so the mods could sexually harass me politely, and that makes it extra legal. no i'm not referring to any specific communities or instances.

  • that would be considered act of war, not terrorism

  • considering datacenters use water and don't have regular staff

  • yes. what's fun is when they cramp. and when the part of you that is cramping is not a part that is available to put up to a mirror to unclench. so you just get to sit there, since your MD believes you've healed. book says you should have years ago.

  • try taking off some of your buttholes

  • that was improperly punctiated. it should be:

    Warnings: Graphic: sex, swearing, French

    meaning it has graphic sex, graphic swearing, and graphic French

  • rules

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  • what if the porn is of really nasty dolphins doing vanilla things? like idk, singing the themesong to flipper and then copulating with a beachball idk what dolphins are into, probably bigfoot.

  • how do y'all feel about goth enbys

  • rules

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  • okay so is that porn of dolphins or porn for dolphins

  • LOOKATTHISSHITASS

  • ooo, i like the eye fuzz on that one. sold!

  • Beef Labeling Surveillance Assignment Transfer Act?

  • i still have all my old lego. not the instructions tho. or the ones my dog chewed up. damn dog.

    bought that bundle of roses set, made it with the wife for valentimes. that was a great date.

  • my dishpit brother who used to do immigration law (his labor trafficking cases were his most rewarding cases of his life. until he stopped and thought about how it compared to that time he "volunteered" for his cult and realized he had been labor trafficked and more details would be personally identifying and and my brother deserves privacy even if he is a dipshit and a cultist, he was still a victim. like, you never know who it happens to and when they'll realize it happened. i wish i could send this to him, but unfortunately, both he and his wife are dipshits and estranged themselves. (they know what they did)

  • She was Captain of the Enterprise after Christopher Pine

  • Meirl

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  • yeah something didn't quite smell right (it was also me) but i will ask for your forgiveness, i was a fart and a sneeze away from dying until like 6 hours ago and can be forgiven for a touch of insanity.

  • who said an interconnected economy needs to be neoliberal?

  • Forgot about prehensile eye stalks and stank glands, tho

    Also cloacal vent ridges. Lots of those

  • My wife works at an elementary school and keeps doing it, then apologizing and saying she's on autopilot and I believe her. When I see my mother she does it to annoy me as is her right as matriarch. Right when they're done doing it, I'm gonna start omg it is so stupid.

  • i'm just tired boss and my lamp burned out so i'm spillilng my salsa everywhere

    edit fuck dammit

    that was a joke then i spilled my salsa

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    As soon as people could read, ages ago when they had fuck all to do they sat down and wrote (books, letters) for fun. Now, when people have fuck all to do they write internets for fun. NO CHANGE!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    BEARTATO WEEK BEGINS WHENEVER YOU WANT IT TO

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world

    I am so fucking happy and so fucking full

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world

    Got rid of some boxes in the garage

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    i'm gonna have to stand up aren't i

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Godnorc calls for aid

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    How do i get my nails to stop stinking faster

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    dagnabbit

  • DIY @slrpnk.net

    Halloween Next Year Makin A Boat For My Bike Help

  • California @lemmy.world

    St. Basil Stockton Greek Food Festival, 2025 September 5-7

    stocktongreekfoodfest.com
  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Sausage Gravy, for Biscuits

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    anyone got sausage (or other protein) ideas for a cavatappi ala vodka

  • California @lemmy.world

    There's some shit going on this weekend what looks fun

    www.foodreference.com /html/california-festivals-august.html
  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    That Ben ain't right

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Dang ol', Darmok and Jalad, man... Tanagra. Talkin' 'bout...fire burnin', story, dang ol' understandin', y'know?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    I'll tell you what, man, I think it’s dang ol' funnier if we don’t even know who said it, talkin' bout, y'know

  • Games @sh.itjust.works

    remember Road Rash?

  • simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works

    so uh what's your favorite type of sprinkler

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Why do we all have mayonnaise in our fridges instead of béarnaise sauce?