Ah yes. I see you know your judo well

Probably after we got tired of walking around with soaking ankles

Another name could be “rapid potato transport device”

There was a plot?

Ladies and gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.

Get him a small bucket. He’ll make sure there’s enough for everyone.

This feels like Pliny the Elder logic

Lemmy is back to BEANS everyone!!

No, that would be a cassowary

There’s also the “0.25 × 4” thing. ε is set to 0.25, and φ is set to 4. No nuance, no thought about how the economy actually works. Just make it so they can pretend they’re thinking about it how demand will change.

Not sure which of the three, but Lord of the Rings

Ah yes, because the eastern front never happened

No. Pawns can be promoted to any piece except for the king, including the queen. That means every piece other than the king must be a woman. So that means chess is a battle between two kings and their concubines.

Jellyfish, which are older than bones and eyes: “pathetic”

Well a lot of the Americans most impacted by this shit can’t afford to move away

Given president musk owns a car manufacturer, I’m not surprised they’re going this direction

I don’t need to know German to read Meta AI, and agree with your enshittification assessment

Mate, have you seen the shit he has retweeted saying he agrees? A bunch of replacement theory shit, heaps of antisemitic shit, and a while much of other racist shit.

that many Democrat leaders have made as well

If you watch the videos of those Democrat leaders, it’s pretty clear they’re waving to a crowd. Elon’s one was obviously a nazi salute.

wasteful government spending

Ah yes, wasteful stuff like vital medicine distribution and humanitarian aid, and really lowering the deficit by cutting taxes on big corporations, and giving contracts to his own company.

The issue isn’t whether or not their documented or felons, it’s that they didn’t have a trial so they didn’t have a chance to prove either way

I’m not sure ‘inching’ is the right word here. ‘Speedrunning’ might be more suitable