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Delphia

@ Delphia @lemmy.world

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  • Removed

    Woman hospitalized after Pluribus ad on smart fridge triggers psychotic episode - Dexerto

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  • Yeah the whole "Why would anybody want..." line of thinking is dumb. What we want is awesome, what they market it as is pretty good and the bullshit we get are 3 different things.

  • 'Huge respect to the folks at Obsidian': Todd Howard invited Obsidian devs onto Fallout season 2's set so they could see New Vegas in the flesh

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  • Tactics was great. I wish there were sequels to it.

  • My daughter has an OnlyFans account

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  • I mean, its not the life Id want mybdaughter to have. But neither is doing 6 months for tax evasion and having a criminal record that will bar her from ever trasitioning into many worthwhile careers if she ever wants to give up Onlyfans.

  • Klingons are so wholesome

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  • This is true. I dont try to consume "dense" material via audiobook. Usually LitRpg stuff or more pulpy scifi. I straight up dont have the time to read, but my job involves a lot of driving.

    The thing that bugs me about people who hate on audiobooks (Not saying you were) is that yeah, someones reading it to me but I'm still supporting authors. Sadly books are a declining market.

  • Klingons are so wholesome

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  • I listen to a lot of audiobooks, so consequently I can tell you all about my favorite characters and alien races but fucked if I know how the author chose to spell it.

  • To all fellow guys struggling these days

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  • I love telling women "Getting kicked in the balls hurts way worse than giving birth" and wait for them to get all mad. "Hey I'm just saying I got kicked in the balls once, never again. You have 3 kids, why would you willingly do that multiple times if its so bad?"

  • Have you noticed the new way of promoting horrible food by telling you it has lots of protein

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  • PDCAAS is essential knowledge for anyone trying to dial in a quality diet. Especially if aiming to build muscle or strength.

  • Which one of your views gets you labeled as "the other"?

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  • Lemmy wants the baby without the labor pains.

    "Destroy Capitalism!"

    "But what about the millions who will die in the ensuing chaos!?!"

    "Well dont do it that way!"

    "Which way then?"

    "DESTROY CAPITALISM!"

    Yeah the system is fucked and definitely needs change, but its either gradual or violent and as someone who came up with rough crowds in rough places. Most people arent cut out for when the actual violence starts.

  • me_irl

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  • Also "Anything I dont like or agree with is A.I slop"

  • steam vs gog, which game store to buy from?

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  • Whichever is cheaper.

  • What's your power? Choose wisely.

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  • Honestly I was going to talk shit but the capital looks pretty nice. Dont know how far out of town Id want to go but...

  • What's your power? Choose wisely.

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  • It doesnt say you can teleport back...

    You keep flying back into your country from Albania with no proof you ever left you're gonna get "interviewed" at an airport really fast.

  • At your age, what surprises you the most about yourself?

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  • I have a problem like that with man made static heights.Sounds weirdly specific but Rollercoasters dont bother me, flying is fine and edges of cliffs are ok. But a railing on a hotel balcony or glass floor over a drop... GET FUCKED.

  • Good luck, everybody

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  • Well as someone who has crewed on race cars and had a hand in building more than a few, not a single word of what you said was wrong.

  • Good luck, everybody

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  • No no no just because we know the grown up thing to do doesnt mean it happens. It means we grumble about "getting around to it" and dont.

  • None of this "what are you thankful for" shit today. What's something you hate?

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  • The "Coaches" in Gran Turismo 7 on the licence tests.

    Yes I'm having some trouble you smug fuckstain, I'm trying to gold every licence test. ITS HARD. I dont need to be constantly reminded.

  • Is there an optimal home/apartment size that most people would be happy with?

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  • I would say you're pretty much on the money only in the region of 1000sq for a single person being "optimal" once you take into account storage spaces, bathrooms, balconies, and so on. A kitchen for one and a bathroom is likely the same size as for a couple. A couple doesnt need a noticable amount more room than one person. Add kids and immediately double it... they have a lot of stuff.

  • What TV series bungled a great concept that you'd like to see tried again?

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  • Oh definitely, there were flaws. The absolute disbelief that Mackie was Kovacs was what made S2 almost unwatchable.

  • YSK that americans can now deduce private jet expenses from their taxes

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  • In most countries for average people if you can make a convincing argument about why you thought it would be allowed and can argue it with a straight face they arent interested in nailing you over it because it isnt worth their time.

    I asked my accountant "Hey, when I take sick leave at work and I have to get a doctors certificate to get paid for those days, does that make the doctors visit a work expense?"

    He said "Thats a legitimate enough argument that if you want me to I'll put them on your return. Dont know if it would pass an audit but the reasoning is solid"

  • Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world
    Delphia @lemmy.world

    "All I want for Christmas is you" isnt as bad as...

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Delphia @lemmy.world

    The unprompted texts I send my best friend.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Delphia @lemmy.world

    This is funny.

  • Enough Musk Spam @lemmy.world
    Delphia @lemmy.world

    What appeared to be...

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    Delphia @lemmy.world

    Austin Powers was made approximately as long ago as Austin spent frozen.

  • Just Post @lemmy.world
    Delphia @lemmy.world

    YT channel cooking terrible vintage recipes.

  • micromobility - Bikes, scooters, boards: Whatever floats your goat, this is micromobility @lemmy.world
    Delphia @lemmy.world

    What are the COOLEST looking E-bikes.

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
    Delphia @lemmy.world

    I threatened to steal my friends identity to legally change his name to something funny. What name would you use?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    Delphia @lemmy.world

    What Stereotypes do you definitely fit?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    Delphia @lemmy.world

    Why does incest result in birth defects?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Delphia @lemmy.world

    Sigh Can we meme about something else please?

  • Malicious Compliance @lemmy.world
    Delphia @lemmy.world

    Knock Knock. (Short story)