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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor

@ AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works

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1 yr. ago

I am not a velociraptor

38m ago

'I don't know how he's alive': RFK Jr. comments on Trump's diet in new interview
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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works 38m ago
Broken link? Takes me to a youtube channel, but not a specific video.

2h ago

Trump’s EPA is setting the value of human health to $0

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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works 2h ago

The question is: more or less than if we let them go ahead with their plans?

9h ago

This is not okay

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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works 9h ago

You sound like you genuinely believe you're the only one in the world who ever noticed that the nazis misdescribed themselves as socialist.

Actually, they describe themselves as NATIONAL socialists. Which is, as I keep pointing, what I wrote. You still keep pushing this and I really don't understand it. You just want to be right about something dumb, which is that I said socialism is nazism. But you keep "forgetting" (so it fits your narrative) the word NATIONAL.

Just say it, you didn't get the joke.

Instead, you keep beating a dead horse.

If you didn't spend part of 2024 explaining to maga followers that nazis weren't socialist, you can be forgiven for not realising in advance that those of us who did found your "joke" neither original nor funny. You claim to understand Poe's law but are falling miserably to recognise its relevance to you.

For the uptenth time: the joke was calling them National Socialists because anyone who has ever read a history book knows that, specifically, National Socialism (and not just socialism, without the "national") is what nazism called itself.

You just didn't get the joke, and at this point, I'm starting to think you are just a tankie offended because someone dared to use the word "socialism" in a way you don't like.

15h ago

Trump’s EPA is setting the value of human health to $0

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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works 15h ago

At what point do we start considering that Yellowstone exploding and erasing North America might not be as bad as we initially thought?

17h ago

Smartwatch

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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works 17h ago

That's interesting, but it's also giving money to an american company. Something I'd like to avoid.

Polar looks interesting as brand.

17h ago

Not so fluffy now

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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works 17h ago

STICC

18h ago

Ford Worker Suspended for Calling Trump a ‘Pedophile Protector’ Says He Has ‘No Regrets Whatsoever’

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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works 18h ago

Why yes! Of course there is!

https://www.tmz.com/2026/01/14/ford-worker-suspended-trump-pedophile-protector/

19h ago

DOJ won’t investigate killing of Minneapolis woman shot by ICE

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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works 19h ago

I love how a white mom being killed is "the final straw" that shows how there is no justice and not the last year of gestapo disappearing people for not being white enough.

It kinda makes you think how fucked is the country.

20h ago

DOJ won’t investigate killing of Minneapolis woman shot by ICE

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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works 20h ago

Wait, did anyone really think they would?

22h ago

so true

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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works 22h ago

I don't open doors. I learned to phase-shift long ago so now I just go through doors when I need to.

22h ago

now this is podcasting

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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works 22h ago

Non violently doesn't mean peacefully.

A list of ice nazis has been leaked. You don't want to physically attack them (not yet at least) when they are just looking for that excuse to call for martial law.

But that doesn't mean "arguing with logic". That's stupidly reductive and I'd say malicious.

Want to resist? Make their life miserable. Tell their communities who they are. Most of them won't speak publicly of what they do because they'll be shunned by their neighbors (that's why they hide behind masks).

Make their neighbors know, so they ostracize them.

So their spouses have to answer spiky questions about their ice partner at their workplace.

So kids speak in school and make their children go back home asking uncomfortable questions.

So they have to move to a different place because they are being harrassed at home with petty things.

Most of them are pussies who can't stand the punniest kind of pressure. When they realize they can't have a normal life, they'll start considering other jobs and you'll have a weaker gestapo to fight.

1d ago

This is not okay

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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works 1d ago

Tell me exactly where I mentioned socialism without the word "national" before it. I'll wait.

Again, it's not my fault if people are dumb and can't understand that National Socialism (capitalized again) is not the same as socialism.

Oh, and by the way, "it's in the name"? Well, duh? It IS in the name? That's why I kept saying NATIONAL SOCIALISM and not just socialism? Mate, really, it's kind of stupid to explain it, but have you ever heard of jokes? Puns, and the likes? How they play with language? How the nuance in them (that I seem to lack) is where they become funny?

Just admit that you didn't get the joke. It's fine, I wasn't expecting you to. But seriously? I should accept to be told to read a dictionary? Just... wow.

1d ago

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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works 1d ago

I don't think it's desperation but closeted tankies. They heard the word socialism and their tankie-sense triggers. If there's something I despise as much as a MAGA, that's a tankie. Same shit, different color.

They're simply learning that they must post from outside .ml if they want to be seen.

I mean, look at them. They are attacking me for "offending" socialism when I never said the word without "National" before it. They just saw socialism and, as good tankies, they went berserker.

The other option might be even worse: they are dumb as a rock and never read a history book. Not unlikely either.

1d ago

Trump Says It’s Actually ‘A Good Thing’ Ford Can’t Hire Enough Workers: ‘You’re Gonna Have a Thing Called Robots’

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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works 1d ago

https://www.tmz.com/2026/01/13/trump-flips-off-ford-worker/

1d ago

Smartwatch

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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works 1d ago

Interested on this too. I wanted a smartwatch to pair with my phone. I liked the garmin brand but I read they are american so I like them way less now.

1d ago

Trump Says It’s Actually ‘A Good Thing’ Ford Can’t Hire Enough Workers: ‘You’re Gonna Have a Thing Called Robots’

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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works 1d ago

Ooohhh so here is where a ford worker called him "protector of pedofiles" and he got mad? Poor guy. If you watch the video, you can see how mad he gets for it.

Edit: the video in question is this:

https://www.tmz.com/2026/01/13/trump-flips-off-ford-worker/

1d ago

This is not okay

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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works 1d ago

I don't think you read what Poe's law says.

You sounded like a right winger in the sense that you said the same things right wingers said, not in the sense that I believe you are one.

I know what Poe's law is. I never heard a right-winger call themselves National Socialists. And if you've read any of my previous comments anywhere on lemmy, you'd see I'm far from a right winger.

No, I don't believe I did.

You are right, i confused you with the previous poster, I edited that part removing it.

I think that in these terrible times, if your edgy humour that uses the same logic as right wing talking points from 2024 doesn't land, ranting at people for two comments that they don't understand that nazi means socialist without making it clear that you know that that was intentionally misleading, instead of making it clearer that it was a joke doesn't make you come across as a fun person, and is why people started explaining the difference to you.

Ranting at people who don't know history and how the nazis called themselves National Socialists (I specificall, used those words and not just socialists)? Dude, if people are dumb is not my fault. Telling me to read a fucking dictionary when they haven't opened a history book? Really?

I'm sorry if you never opened a history book? Is that what I should say?

For at least five hours after your first post (which I see you have now edited), you just disagreed angrily with people pointing out that nazis and socialists are different. Why would anyone believe this was an attempt at humour?

I'm really flabbergastered that you are blaming me for people not having opened a history book (else they would know about National Socialism and not just socialism) in their lives. But I guess that's what I get for assuming people have read. I'm not gonna apologize for defending what was a nuanced joke that ignorants didn't get. That's not my fault.

If you actually want to make people laugh, you need to lighten up a bit and be less defensive if it doesn't land. It's not my fault that your humour wasn't funny enough for people to get it, so maybe blame the audience less and make it clearer that you're attempting to satirise stupid magas rather than being one.

My first reply is "look for national socialism". Not for socialism, but national socialism. First result on search engines for "national socialism" is fucking nazism. If someone is still thinking I'm attacking socialism, they are... dense. To say the least. And it's not on me.

That, or they are trying to not look dumb but putting it on me, which I don't accept either.

1d ago

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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works 1d ago

You sounded like a rightwinger who unironically confuses nazis with actual socialists,

My original comment:

Congrats, Amerikkka! You finally managed to achieve socialism! The National kind of Socialism!

Notice the three K in america referencing the KKK? And how I specifically capitalized National and Socialism so it's not just "socialism" but the name the nazis decided to give to their movement by capitalizing both words?

Really? A right winger when I'm both calling Amerikkka nazis and reminding them of the KKK? Mate, you didn't get the joke and are blaming me for it.

1d ago

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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works 1d ago

Nazis called themselves national socialists.

The magas are now openly nazist.

If you call the magas national socialists (and not simply socialists) you are calling them nazis.

The joke is way less funny when you have to explain it.

1d ago

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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works 1d ago

Nuance is important. Learn to look past the name.

Says the one who was unable to get a joke comment in which I'm calling them "national socialist" and not just socialists to call them nazis (since the nazis called themselves national socialists and not simply socialists).

You talk about nuance and can't see that I'm specifically calling them national socialists and not just socialsts.

Ffs, have you escaped from .ml? You look ridiculous in your defense of socialism when all I did was a joke about nazism.

Edit: You shouldn't talk about nuance when you didn't get the "nuance" on the first place. Notice the capitalized letters in the first comment and not just the name. Nuance is important, so by calling it National Socialism (mind the caps) and not national socialism (mind the caps again) I'm using not the general definition of the socialism but the name nazis gave to their movement (which was, as every name, capitalized). You didn't get the joke. And that's fine. But it's not on me.