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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor

@ AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works

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I am not a velociraptor

  • Why do we have a bunch of ways to say good night, but only one way to say good morning?

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  • Does "fuck you" count if you say it before breakfast? I think it does.

  • ‘This time the bullet won’t miss’: Iran issues chilling death threat to Donald Trump during state broadcast

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  • You mean the iranian one, right?

  • tactical towel dropped

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  • You can see how this is AI because they clearly removed all those Spanish retirees that would have their towel and beach umbrella planted there way before those dirty "guiris" came back from drinking at nearly 12.00.

  • The only border I want enforced is the border between these fucks and my neighbors. What about y'all?

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  • The scary correlation between fascism and being below 170cm tall.

  • RAM shortage chaos expands to GPUs, high-capacity SSDs, and even hard drives

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  • If things keep going like this, she'll only have customers among the 0.1%

  • RAM shortage chaos expands to GPUs, high-capacity SSDs, and even hard drives

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  • If I as a customer pay, idk, 10€ per gb of RAM and an AI data center pays 20, do you really think they are going to consider how they are feeding a bubble that in the not-so-long term will burst and fuck them up too?

    Nah, mate, they are capitalists, they only care about the money they can make in the extremely short term.

  • OpenAI to test ads in ChatGPT as it burns through billions

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  • Yes, but not when you are burning so much money without getting any of it back.

    He said sometime ago that ads would be "the last resort", so here's that too.

  • We were all thinking it

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  • What the fuck are you trying to sell... sorry, my bad.

  • How much is your monthly average mobile/phone data usage?

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  • I work for a somewhat big company with one of the dumbest IT depts ever. On top of not wanting to risk being spied on what I do or not do with my private phone and life, there's also the fact that their rules for a "safe browsing" are really, REALLY stupid (like blocking access to Siemens website because they use "weird" protocols to transfer files for their devices firmware or their webinars: p2p).

    I find more often than not having to do a hotspot with my phone so I can connect with my computer to simply access work related websites because IT is just too dumb to understand that in a company there should be different network profiles depending on the worker and, instead, they apply a general rule in which they consider the same "threats" for a marketing employee than for an OT (operational technologies) employee.

  • How much is your monthly average mobile/phone data usage?

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  • My operator gives me 150gb for 7.99€. It actually started with 30gb for the same price but they've been upgrading my gb almost yearly without price increase.

    As I stream music from my jellyfin server for around 6-8 hours a day (most of my office time) and watch some shows on my lunch time, my monthly consumption is around 60-70gb a month.

    But simply because I know I have more than enough to not worry about the streaming quality of my files, otherwise I'd be at maybe 10 or so.

  • Mandiant releases rainbow table that cracks weak admin password in 12 hours

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  • You don't need to memorize them. Imagine the book is, idk, The lord of the rings. Just set the password hint to "rings" and look it up online or in the physical book if you have it.

  • Mandiant releases rainbow table that cracks weak admin password in 12 hours

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  • I use a password generator for daily stuff like most common logins. For something like a "master password" #or something really important, I use something really simple yet effective:

    take a book you like, take the first phrase of it and change the first vowel of each word with the most similar number (i.e. A and 4). There, extremely secure password and easy to remember.

    If you need a hint, use a word of the book title.

  • ChatGPT is getting ads. Sam Altman once called them a 'last resort.'

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  • I'm gonna have a good laugh when emails start arriving in my inbox from colleagues and externals with weird ads in the body of the text. Because considering the amount of people that just paste the bot replies in their emails, this will happen, frequently.

  • ICE Attacks Car Full of Kids, Leaving 6-Month-Old Baby Unconscious

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  • Magat's are waiting The Great Leader to tell them to be angry at the baby because they were resisting the Proud and Commendable Officers.

  • Can one man look more cucked?

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  • It's worse. Here's a better pic of the prize you see in the photo.

    if you zoom it, you can see just below the medal itself "The 2025 Nobel Peace Prize medal awarded to Maria Corina Machado"

    It's utterly ridiculous.

  • Can one man look more cucked?

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  • It's real but it's as stupid as it can get.

    If tomorrow I meet a famous hollywood actor and they give me an Oscar statuette because I ask them for it, I still didn't win an Oscar. I just have a statuette of it, but I didn't win it.

    Same happens here, just because he has the medal doesn't mean he has won a nobel prize

  • What are your favorite healthy snacks?

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  • Not sure about the watermelon, but feta is a Greek cheese, and they use mint too so you might be right.

  • Micron addresses Crucial exit backlash: 'We are trying to help consumers around the world' — company warns that DRAM drought could last until at least 2028

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  • As I said in my first comment, I am not happy with it, but the other option is worse.

    I am aware this is the lesser evil, hence "Go China".

  • Micron addresses Crucial exit backlash: 'We are trying to help consumers around the world' — company warns that DRAM drought could last until at least 2028

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  • The fact that they already have a de-facto monopoly on consumer goods doesn't mean I want them to have another one for other products.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Polish general fired after anti-tank mines found in Ikea warehouse

    www.militarytimes.com /news/your-military/2025/01/17/polish-general-fired-after-anti-tank-mines-found-in-ikea-warehouse/
  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world
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    OpenAI launches ChatGPT Health, encouraging users to connect their medical records

    www.theverge.com /ai-artificial-intelligence/857640/openai-launches-chatgpt-health-connect-medical-records
  • World News @lemmy.world
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    ‘We’re going to keep the oil’: Trump defends Venezuela action, rejects Iraq comparison

    www.msn.com /en-us/news/politics/were-going-to-keep-the-oil-trump-defends-venezuela-action-rejects-iraq-comparison/ar-AA1TFTVd
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    Senate to vote next week to block Trump’s military action against Venezuela

    thehill.com /homenews/senate/5671074-senate-war-powers-resolution-venezuela-vote/
  • World News @lemmy.world
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    Trump Says Maduro Captured After US Airstrikes Hit Venezuela

    www.bloomberg.com /news/articles/2026-01-03/trump-says-venezuela-s-maduro-captured-and-flown-out-of-country-mjy3kziv
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Trump announces new class of U.S. battleships named after himself

    www.nbcnews.com /politics/national-security/trump-class-battleships-nuclear-navy-john-phelan-rcna250601
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    National Park Service Grants Free Access on Trump's Birthday—And Ends It for Juneteenth, MLK Day

    www.commondreams.org /news/national-park-service-grants-free-access-on-trump-s-birthday-and-ends-it-for-juneteenth-mlk-day
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    Microsoft Warns That Windows 11 AI Might Install Malware On Your PC - Kotaku

    kotaku.com /microsoft-warns-that-windows-11-ai-might-install-malware-on-your-pc-2000645293
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Trump administration accuses United Kingdom of failing to uphold human rights

    www.theguardian.com /law/2025/aug/13/trump-administration-accuses-uk-of-failing-to-uphold-human-rights
  • Buy European @feddit.uk
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    The new age verifying app for the EU will only accept Google Play integrity for Android, de-facto banning any aftermarket OS like GrapheneOS

    github.com /eu-digital-identity-wallet/av-app-android-wallet-ui
  • World News @lemmy.world
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    FBI director says a judge accused of helping someone evade immigration agents has been arrested

    apnews.com /article/immigration-judge-arrested-7997186bbca5730e70a25f2347e631f6
  • Ye Power Trippin' Bastards @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Our hospitality is SO GREAT that we'll ban you if you talk about human rights

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    'You are making it hard for us!' Black Americans for Trump member rips president on CNN - Raw Story

    www.rawstory.com /black-voters-trump/