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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor

@ AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works

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I am not a velociraptor

  • Texas delivers warning to Republicans in critical election year

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  • "You don't need to steal it if it doesn't happen!"

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  • Trump Closing Kennedy Center So No More Artists Can Embarrass Him By Refusing To Perform There

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  • Oh, my bad. I meant you should reconsider about her being someone they should listen to because she won't be releasing a new album. Not because she's not a piece of shit anymore!

  • Trump Closing Kennedy Center So No More Artists Can Embarrass Him By Refusing To Perform There

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  • GOP candidate for governor of Tennessee wants to execute the parents of trans kids

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  • I have a very simple mindset: hurting others is bad.

    That's it. That's all.

    But...

    I think there is an exception to this: hurting a nazi. By letting a nazi alive, you are endangering other people, as the nazi will hurt others if left free. So even if hurting others is bad, hurting a nazi is in fact good beacuse you prevent damage to innocents. So yeah, hurt a nazi, it's a good thing for you and for others around you.

  • GOP candidate for governor of Tennessee wants to execute the parents of trans kids

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  • "These days"...

  • Early access

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  • Or autistic. Most definitely autistic.

  • Misplaced Priorities

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  • That's the funny thing. To laugh about something easy being made stupidly complex on linux, you have to go back in time some few years.

    To laugh about something easy being made stupidly complex on windows... you just need to update to the last version.

  • Trumpcare

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  • But won't you think of the poor insurance company ceo's? How will they afford their next yatch if you cut them out of the system?!?!

  • Trumpcare

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  • Health insurance premiums are going to cost $28000 from now on.

  • Euro firms must ditch Uncle Sam's clouds and go EU-native

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  • What we actually need is for european companxes to drop the safety checks dependant on google play services and start using the phone checks only so alternative roms can function properly without depending on google.

    It can be done and would allow people to more freely develop and adopt alternatives like grapheneos without hassle.

  • Catherine O'Hara Dead at 71

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  • 2026 took away from us the wrong star from Home Alone 2...

  • hehehehe

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  • Hey don't laugh people! This is serious! They just tanked 400bln when they could have tanked 1 trillion!

  • Mycology

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  • As the great Pratchett wrote: All mushrooms are edible. Some just once.

    I guess Gemini used that as base for its answer.

  • Amazon’s Spending on ‘Melania’ Is a Barely Concealed Bribe

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  • Hey now! My 5yo self watched krull several times and liked it!

    There is not a single part of me (not even the 5yo one) that would watch Melania.

  • Senator demands answers after Trump accepted Rolex and gold bar before slashing tariffs on Switzerland

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  • Look, you don't need to demand answers to the turd:

    It's a bribe. That's it. Your prez took a bribe to cut tariffs to a country.

  • Sanders says ‘not another penny’ for ICE until Kristi Noem, Stephen Miller are gone

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  • So the issue is not ICE, but who's managing ICE.

    That's basically same as saying that the nazis were just following orders.

    The issues, Bernie, are both who's managing ICE and ICE itself. ICE are terrorists, you can't just say that you will give money to ICE if they remove those two assholes ignoring all the shit each ICE agent has done so far, Bernie.

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  • I wanted to be a paleontologist. Parents worked really hard to avoid that from happenning.

    Now I work in OT (operation technologies) on a big company. I mostly tinker with automated proccesses and machines. It's not at all what I wanted to be but it's a really good alternative; machines are way easier than people to talk to.

  • Germany issues formal travel advisory for US

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  • You'll have to define what do you mean "white male". I am pretty sure I'm not, given that my skin is not pale-white and my hair is black. And like me, so many south europeans are probably much less white than they think.

  • UK lawsuit against Valve given the go-ahead, Steam owner facing up to £656 million in damages

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  • At least for humble store, they essentially sell steam keys. Which at least complicates that argument. So it is not really a different distribution channel and the product is available on steam for that price. Just not on the Steam store.

    I get this but, for what I know (I might be wrong tho), steam doesn't get a cut from keys sold externally so they are technically selling them at better conditions elsewhere?

    Steam have an effective monopoly here. Even if they have that because all the other platforms are shit. So the argument for just going to another store doesn't really help as that just causes a massive loss in the market share of who you can sell your game to. Plus if you consider the other requirements of if you sell on steam you cannot make your game cheaper via a different distribution method means that you have to eat that feeling and cannot pass it on to customers. Which does not give game Devs much power to negotiate for a lower fee at all.

    I know that but that's not really steam's fault? I mean, epic offers lower fees, but they are shit so nobody wants to buy from them; however, that's not really steam's fault. You can't blame steam beacuse the competitors are objectively worse.

    EA tried to have a launcher, but they are so bad at it that they've come back to steam. That's... EA's fault for sucking so bad, not steam fault for being more convenient.

    And I say this fully understanding that they have a de-facto monopoly; but the reason is not because they have the only product, it's because the rest are much wose.

  • News @lemmy.world
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    At least 21 dead after Spanish high-speed trains collide in Cordoba

    www.euronews.com /2026/01/18/at-least-5-dead-after-two-spanish-high-speed-trains-collide-in-cordoba
  • Global News @lemmy.zip
    AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works

    At least 21 dead after Spanish high-speed trains collide in Cordoba

    www.euronews.com /2026/01/18/at-least-5-dead-after-two-spanish-high-speed-trains-collide-in-cordoba
  • World News @lemmy.world
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    At least 21 dead after Spanish high-speed trains collide in Cordoba

    www.euronews.com /2026/01/18/at-least-5-dead-after-two-spanish-high-speed-trains-collide-in-cordoba
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Polish general fired after anti-tank mines found in Ikea warehouse

    www.militarytimes.com /news/your-military/2025/01/17/polish-general-fired-after-anti-tank-mines-found-in-ikea-warehouse/
  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world
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    OpenAI launches ChatGPT Health, encouraging users to connect their medical records

    www.theverge.com /ai-artificial-intelligence/857640/openai-launches-chatgpt-health-connect-medical-records
  • World News @lemmy.world
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    ‘We’re going to keep the oil’: Trump defends Venezuela action, rejects Iraq comparison

    www.msn.com /en-us/news/politics/were-going-to-keep-the-oil-trump-defends-venezuela-action-rejects-iraq-comparison/ar-AA1TFTVd
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Senate to vote next week to block Trump’s military action against Venezuela

    thehill.com /homenews/senate/5671074-senate-war-powers-resolution-venezuela-vote/
  • World News @lemmy.world
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    Trump Says Maduro Captured After US Airstrikes Hit Venezuela

    www.bloomberg.com /news/articles/2026-01-03/trump-says-venezuela-s-maduro-captured-and-flown-out-of-country-mjy3kziv
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Trump announces new class of U.S. battleships named after himself

    www.nbcnews.com /politics/national-security/trump-class-battleships-nuclear-navy-john-phelan-rcna250601
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    National Park Service Grants Free Access on Trump's Birthday—And Ends It for Juneteenth, MLK Day

    www.commondreams.org /news/national-park-service-grants-free-access-on-trump-s-birthday-and-ends-it-for-juneteenth-mlk-day
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Microsoft Warns That Windows 11 AI Might Install Malware On Your PC - Kotaku

    kotaku.com /microsoft-warns-that-windows-11-ai-might-install-malware-on-your-pc-2000645293
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Trump administration accuses United Kingdom of failing to uphold human rights

    www.theguardian.com /law/2025/aug/13/trump-administration-accuses-uk-of-failing-to-uphold-human-rights
  • Buy European @feddit.uk
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    The new age verifying app for the EU will only accept Google Play integrity for Android, de-facto banning any aftermarket OS like GrapheneOS

    github.com /eu-digital-identity-wallet/av-app-android-wallet-ui
  • World News @lemmy.world
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    FBI director says a judge accused of helping someone evade immigration agents has been arrested

    apnews.com /article/immigration-judge-arrested-7997186bbca5730e70a25f2347e631f6
  • Ye Power Trippin' Bastards @lemmy.dbzer0.com
    AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works

    Our hospitality is SO GREAT that we'll ban you if you talk about human rights

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    'You are making it hard for us!' Black Americans for Trump member rips president on CNN - Raw Story

    www.rawstory.com /black-voters-trump/