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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor

@ AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works

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I am not a velociraptor

  • Can one man look more cucked?

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  • It's worse. Here's a better pic of the prize you see in the photo.

    if you zoom it, you can see just below the medal itself "The 2025 Nobel Peace Prize medal awarded to Maria Corina Machado"

    It's utterly ridiculous.

  • Can one man look more cucked?

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  • It's real but it's as stupid as it can get.

    If tomorrow I meet a famous hollywood actor and they give me an Oscar statuette because I ask them for it, I still didn't win an Oscar. I just have a statuette of it, but I didn't win it.

    Same happens here, just because he has the medal doesn't mean he has won a nobel prize

  • What are your favorite healthy snacks?

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  • Not sure about the watermelon, but feta is a Greek cheese, and they use mint too so you might be right.

  • Micron addresses Crucial exit backlash: 'We are trying to help consumers around the world' — company warns that DRAM drought could last until at least 2028

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  • As I said in my first comment, I am not happy with it, but the other option is worse.

    I am aware this is the lesser evil, hence "Go China".

  • Micron addresses Crucial exit backlash: 'We are trying to help consumers around the world' — company warns that DRAM drought could last until at least 2028

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  • The fact that they already have a de-facto monopoly on consumer goods doesn't mean I want them to have another one for other products.

  • The Trump Administration's $3 Meal: 'A Piece of Chicken, a Piece of Broccoli, Corn Tortilla, and One Other Thing'

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  • Nah, they can believe what they want of my comment about these National Socialist ameriKKKans.

  • The Trump Administration's $3 Meal: 'A Piece of Chicken, a Piece of Broccoli, Corn Tortilla, and One Other Thing'

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  • This is healthier and cheaper: you don't take a drug that has side effects and they don't have to spend tax money to pay for the drug.

    See? They really are thinking of everything! You'll eat less and you won't have a tax increase because you won't need a subsidized drug to achieve it!

    See why The Great Leader is president and you're not? He devised this masterful plan and you are unable to see "the bigger picture"! I bet you couldn't ace the many cognitive tests The Great Leader takes monthly as he does.

  • The Trump Administration's $3 Meal: 'A Piece of Chicken, a Piece of Broccoli, Corn Tortilla, and One Other Thing'

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  • You are being overly dramatic here with your statement!

    The only difference between eating 50grs of chicken a day because you are on a diet and eating 50grs of chicken a day because that's what you can afford is merely conceptual!

    You are taking this with the wrong attitude! The Great Leader is making the prices go up so your weak will doesn't have any problems to stick to a diet that will make you thinner!

  • Ford’s EV retreat highlights industry dilemma: Build for the US or the world?

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  • Good, go back to burgerland. The rest of the world don't need your shitty cars anyway.

  • What are your favorite healthy snacks?

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  • Air-fried spinach leaves.

    Add some species you like to the leaves, spray them with some olive oil and airfry for 10-15 mins at 200°C.

    Makes for a great alternative to normal chips but takes some practice to find the perfect timing to make them crispy but not burned.

  • Our Future

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  • But we've got computer programs that do art now. And music. And creative writing.

    We have computer programs that are glorified autocomplete bots. Let's not confuse a word salad that makes sense because it was fed so many books and managed to make it make sense with the creative process of actually creating something from scratch.

  • Micron addresses Crucial exit backlash: 'We are trying to help consumers around the world' — company warns that DRAM drought could last until at least 2028

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  • I'm not happy with China getting this tech and potentially becoming a monopoly in consumer DRAM. But the other option right now is becoming a cloud slave for burgerlander billionaires that are actively fucking everyone in the world so what can I say?

    This guy's a hero! Go China!

  • Micron addresses Crucial exit backlash: 'We are trying to help consumers around the world' — company warns that DRAM drought could last until at least 2028

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  • China has a couple of years to figure out how to make RAM at decent prices.

    They will manage somehow and will become leaders of the consumer market.

    The bubble will burst and will fuck everyone involved.

    China will by then have their RAM on every consumer device and these shitheads will all go: "omigosh! How this could happen? Nobody could have predicted this!"

  • Machado presented Trump with her Nobel award at White House meeting

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  • And it's just mid January...

  • Trump Suggests U.S. ‘Shouldn’t Even Have’ November Midterms

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  • I mean have the Dems just tried being better ?

    There, fixed.

  • To improve road safety, Utrecht will lower the speed limit from 50 to 30 km/h on approximately 240 streets

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  • Less deadly for pedestrians too.

  • To improve road safety, Utrecht will lower the speed limit from 50 to 30 km/h on approximately 240 streets

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  • In Rome, the city centre is a "30 zone" from today too. And they published a map!

  • i hope that plane has enough parachutes

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  • Depending on the amount of people that, knowingly, board that plane, it might be way more than 2.

  • 'I don't know how he's alive': RFK Jr. comments on Trump's diet in new interview

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  • Might be me. It's weird, I copy the link and when I paste it, it is a news article, but I'm redirected to youtube. Tried with several browsers. Coudl be geolocking then?

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Polish general fired after anti-tank mines found in Ikea warehouse

    www.militarytimes.com /news/your-military/2025/01/17/polish-general-fired-after-anti-tank-mines-found-in-ikea-warehouse/
  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world
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    OpenAI launches ChatGPT Health, encouraging users to connect their medical records

    www.theverge.com /ai-artificial-intelligence/857640/openai-launches-chatgpt-health-connect-medical-records
  • World News @lemmy.world
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    ‘We’re going to keep the oil’: Trump defends Venezuela action, rejects Iraq comparison

    www.msn.com /en-us/news/politics/were-going-to-keep-the-oil-trump-defends-venezuela-action-rejects-iraq-comparison/ar-AA1TFTVd
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Senate to vote next week to block Trump’s military action against Venezuela

    thehill.com /homenews/senate/5671074-senate-war-powers-resolution-venezuela-vote/
  • World News @lemmy.world
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    Trump Says Maduro Captured After US Airstrikes Hit Venezuela

    www.bloomberg.com /news/articles/2026-01-03/trump-says-venezuela-s-maduro-captured-and-flown-out-of-country-mjy3kziv
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Trump announces new class of U.S. battleships named after himself

    www.nbcnews.com /politics/national-security/trump-class-battleships-nuclear-navy-john-phelan-rcna250601
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    National Park Service Grants Free Access on Trump's Birthday—And Ends It for Juneteenth, MLK Day

    www.commondreams.org /news/national-park-service-grants-free-access-on-trump-s-birthday-and-ends-it-for-juneteenth-mlk-day
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Microsoft Warns That Windows 11 AI Might Install Malware On Your PC - Kotaku

    kotaku.com /microsoft-warns-that-windows-11-ai-might-install-malware-on-your-pc-2000645293
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Trump administration accuses United Kingdom of failing to uphold human rights

    www.theguardian.com /law/2025/aug/13/trump-administration-accuses-uk-of-failing-to-uphold-human-rights
  • Buy European @feddit.uk
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    The new age verifying app for the EU will only accept Google Play integrity for Android, de-facto banning any aftermarket OS like GrapheneOS

    github.com /eu-digital-identity-wallet/av-app-android-wallet-ui
  • World News @lemmy.world
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    FBI director says a judge accused of helping someone evade immigration agents has been arrested

    apnews.com /article/immigration-judge-arrested-7997186bbca5730e70a25f2347e631f6
  • Ye Power Trippin' Bastards @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Our hospitality is SO GREAT that we'll ban you if you talk about human rights

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    'You are making it hard for us!' Black Americans for Trump member rips president on CNN - Raw Story

    www.rawstory.com /black-voters-trump/