Spicy sentence enhancers

The Streisand effect is strong here

That dude does not let anything go

Who’s next? Rosie O’Donnell or Bette Midler?

I thought it was my ADHD

Turns out it was the manic side of bipolar disorder

“Indeed not. You’re much easier to provoke. How fortunate for me.”

The guy that has always constantly shit on electric vehicles is now hocking Teslas on taxpayer time

That’s definitely not Trump’s writing. Not only is it legible and there are no spelling errors, it’s coherent

Visiting? No.

Saluting a NK General while you are there? Probably.

Womp womp team green

Looks like Russia is using buildings and refineries to intercept drones again

Congress Forgets How To Pass A Law

Shut it down

I just can’t, I had hot dog balogna cake for breakfast lunch and dinner every day this year

Enough’s enough

The US just decided that they’re not part of the negotiations anymore

Oddly (and/or obviously) the White House appears to be helping mostly BRICS countries

This is the equivalent to Putin’s unfriendly countries list