Bottom right should be white Jesus instead.
Jesus in general to be honest.
Who gives a shit, they’re both fairy tales.
The post is about their fans, not the validity of their associated religions.
I haven’t met a baphomet follower I didn’t like.
I’ll have to introduce you to Greg some time.
he actually fits all four squares here. approach with caution
I knew a Greg once in grade school and junior high… When I met them again in adult life they were a lady but remembered me. I give her kindness but it’s still weird running into someone like that at work who knows you but you don’t recognize them (for obvious reasons)
I hated Greg. He always insists upon himself.
The only Greg I ever knew lived in Ohio and we all know about Ohio.
Probably because members of TST aren’t followers of Baphomet. They don’t even believe it’s a real entity, let alone follow it or worship it.
Am I living in a bubble? I have never met an annoying satanist. But I also don’t think I have ever met a Swiftie (are the fans called Swifties?) either.
I believe OP means Christians?
If that is the case. I have met many annoying ones. The ones who stand out the most are the mormon missionaries who stalked me one summer, that had me so on edge and staring over my shoulder.
Aren’t swifties a brand of cleaning and dusting contraptions?
I think that’s Swiff_er_?
yes you are
The elders of the Satanic Church here in the US are incredibly annoying.
Epstein and his ilk were doing some real satanic ritual shit, think thats what the Baph statue is about
Satanists are annoying but only to shitheads because they remind the christofascists of the logical consequences of their actions/rules.
idk lavey was a pretty icky dude
LaVey got his shtick from Ayn Rand, and his Satanism was basically opposition to the hippie peace-and-love stuff. Nowadays, its attitude is indistinguishable from mainstream Republican Christianity.
The Satanic Temple were (AFAIK) a prank/art project based around the thought experiment of “if Christianity is about cruelty and domination, what if Satanism was about niceness?” The people running it are allegedly somewhat problematic, though its existence did spawn a raft of sincere Satanic-themed social-justice movements like the Global Order of Satan.
He could not be more divorced from the modern satanic temple which has essentially absolutely nothing to do with religion/worship/woowoo of any kind and only uses the religion label to leverage the same kind of loopholes that are baked in to society to benefit christian nationalism. They support atheism and science and just try to be as annoying and obstructive to organized religion in government as possible.
so did he, but with shitloads of pseudoscience, materialism, and social darwinism. even laveyan satanism wasn’t a religion.
True. It was more like the Masons.
He played a mean calliope, but that’s the nicest thing I can think to say of him.
How so?
big fan of ayn rand, social darwinism, and materialism.
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Worst Political Compass ever.
Baphomet is clearly libleft.
No im pretty sure christianity has the worst fan base , bar none
Holy fuck that video gave me the creeps. The head is too big too, like a Doctor Who alien costume but human.
The Amazing Digital Circus fandom seems to be trying really hard for that title
I’ll raise you; zionists
Because at least these megachurch pastor types are only diddling kids and getting plastic injections, and not making entire swathes of land uninhabitable with white phosphorus, glyphosphate and thermobaric bombs.
Let’s not forget about the crusades and the conquistadores.
It did say annoying. Christianity isn’t all that annoying. You would have to go with like the door to door type religions first. And of course evangelical christians fit that bill.
You would have to go with like the door to door type religions first.
So Christianity.
Prove it
Sure. Millions upon millions of people murdered in the name of their God. How many have been murdered in the name of Satan?
Source?
You have to have faith. Just believe. Now give me 10% of your upvotes.
Well here’s one source, in video form so you can understand it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EO-QLWxzkw
I only accept power points at least 83 slides long as proof.
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Why is baphomet there?
Probably the user is a Christian 🤷🏻♂️
Because only Christians believe in him
More Baphomets should have breasts
This one might not because it might be possible to reject its installation on that ground.
The Satanic Temple uses it to get Christian statues removed by saying “oh you have a Christian statue so in order to not discriminate based on religion, you need to install ours too”
I can imagine that the US is so prude that boobs might prevent that from working
Sorry is it not Baphomet (top left) ?
what is this law???
religious discrimination because of a Christian statue? what?
The law is the First Amendment of the US Constitution.
Forcing public building, by law, to display religious doctrine of one single religion is a textbook example of breaking the First Amendment.
If you can’t understand that, I dunno what to say other than try reading a book.
ohh I thought this was done to private buildings and what if the building staff themselves want to display it?
and anyway im not american but your laws are weird
but your laws are weird
Yeah, sometimes they are…
In the case of the First Amendment though, I’m gonna have to disagree.
Canonically, Baphomet does have breasts as well as male features along with wings and scales, solve (dissolve) coagula (combine), pointing up and down, etc…
Whole thing is symbolism for balance and opposites. Just an edgier YinYang iirc originally dreamt up to slander/persecute the Knights Templar after they had gained too much power (and again iirc maybe have been doing some raw ass shit, but I am no KT historian and the Catholic church isn’t what you would call a neutral party in recording what happened)
Bro-phomet
Is Baphomet a vegan?
Crossfit enthusiast.
Ok that tracks then
I would’ve gone with Ayn Rand, Chris Rock, the Trinity of monotheist dieties and Adam Smith.
But to each their own aggregating fanbase
Star Wars?
Swift, Marx, Clinton and Baphomet, one way or another those solicitors are getting you off.
Ah the now rare 8chan meme
