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yermaw

@ yermaw @sh.itjust.works

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  • Nintendo Suing U.S. Government Over Tariffs

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  • Its like when Predator turns up to fight the Alien

  • Games you've given honest tries for and just don't find fun

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  • Call of Duty. Any of them. The campaigns are capable and fun, and I've enjoyed the ones I've played, but the online sucks so hard to me.

    I first tried when they first came out, but the internet wasnt fast enough for the "who shot first quick fire twitch shooter". I would be on a bridge then teleport to like 5 different places in a second, then the killcam shows me that actually I was just walking into a wall while XxProSnip3zzxX shot me in the back. Wow I sure suck at this game.

    Tried again a few iterations later and my first 5 games in a row the game had already started and my team was already caught in a spawn trap. We'd just be respawning into a firing line getting mowed down the instant we spawn. 0k 15d.

    Finally got a real game going and I was just getting completely murdered by people who've never stopped playing and understand the maps perfectly and gun you down before you can even react to their presence.

    I tried the battle royale one and it was really exciting for about 15 minutes. Ive got one life, im surrounded by death, i can hear fire going in all directions. Then i never see anyone. I run from likely location to likely location and theres nobody. Its just me. I start shooting in the air "come and get me, lets fight". Nothing. I see a tall building and think if I can get to the roof I can see where people are. I go inside the building. Im dead now. There was a guy perched on the lip on the inside of the door, waiting this whole fucking time just in case somebody walked in like I did. He's teabagging me now and punching my corpse. Such fun.

  • Games you've given honest tries for and just don't find fun

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  • I only gave it one try when it came on game pass and I dropped it pretty quick. I wanted to go back to it after seeing how hyped everyone got but now I'd have to buy it and I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment

  • Are iranian children worth less than american children?

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  • Absolutely. It doesnt make it factually correct, but personally. Kid in my area is in ICU after getting attacked with a hammer. Thats so much more worrying to me than school shooters in America.

    Obviously one is worse than the other, but one happened near me and one is an ocean away.

  • Spange

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  • Counting or not counting waffle cones?

  • Finally, taxpayer dollars put to a good use

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  • I strongly suspect hurt feefees but you're absolutely right.

  • Is this the key to a utopian society?

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  • The kind where theyre basically on house arrest because they cant be more than 5 seconds from a toilet and have to piecemeal move their entertainment system to the bathroom over 5 different guerilla missions just to maintain some sanity?

  • Ace Ventura's Rhino birth prop is being auctioned off.

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  • For the first time in my life I'm genuinely upset I didnt win the lottery.

  • What was the most brutal reality check you ever got?

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  • They've been telling us and warning us but i thought they were just being "hysterical" or overly sensitive to stuff. Nazi Germany is still taught in history basically everywhere right? We all understand its unforgivable and a black spot in the Human experience, and we all know to never repeat that.

    Its really weird and scary to see it actually gearing up again.

  • Sony is testing dynamic pricing: one game - different prices on the PlayStation Store

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  • Intriguing....

  • What is a belief you’ve done a total 180 on?

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  • I still believe that, but we also have to accept that it never actually will.

    It could work in a vacuum with a perfectly spherical populace, for instance.

  • This is real (CNN)

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  • Just in case theres any kids watching that might think war may not be as glamorous as the video games make it seem. Its EXACTLY like a video game! Sign up today!

  • Also drinking water from a plate crunch

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  • Glass of milk on the side. Its a deconstructed cereal bowl, a daring take on a timeless classic. Such a bold decision.

  • Spange

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  • Its not racist to only hate strawberry ice cream.

  • Have you ever had intrusive thoughts about getting murdered by people you live with while you're asleep?

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  • Yeah sometimes, I mean not specifically that, thats pretty specific, but i think getting thoughts like that is fairly common.

    When im the passenger in a car I think theres nothing actually stopping me from just grabbing the wheel and swerving us into oncoming traffic. Im stronger than the driver and have the element of surprise. I could end so many lives and ruin countless more in about 2 seconds of a really easy move.

    Then I shit myself because every single car could do that at any moment.

  • Finally tried this minecraft thing. Hows my build?

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  • Its pretty ducked up. Which is only a couple letters away from my more experienced builds.

  • IIIIIGGGGGGOOOOOOOORRRRRRR!

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  • IIIIIGOOOOOORRRRRR JENKINS

  • Spange

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  • I just looove how nobody even considers the ice creams feelings in all of this. Once again the inanimate objects get no autonomy or validation.

    Sick of it.

  • Highguard will permanently shut down on March 12th.

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  • Shame. The trailer looked really good, and if they'd had time to learn and improve from the feedback it could have really been something.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    yermaw @sh.itjust.works

    I've probably seen more naked ladies than my entire bloodline combined

  • Aneurysm Posting @sopuli.xyz
    yermaw @sh.itjust.works

    Youtube what

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    yermaw @sh.itjust.works

    What in your country/area is totally normal but visitors get excited for?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    yermaw @sh.itjust.works

    Me after my toddler makes me blow up a balloon they already tried