Our cars are not tiny though. They’re car sized.

Apparently the paperwork to let them shoot is insane.

Look at all that beach real estate that just opened up!

What about avian carriers?

What’s super stressful about playing golf all the time?

Won’t they just put the package in front of the box?

At least you know someone liked them first.

It’s a well known fact that ties restrict the blood flow to the brain;

I think it is confusing for a company to do nice things.

As much as I understand that some tiny countries need every source of income they can get, I still firmly believe that regional TLDs should only get to be used by users relevant to that region. Or else they just have no meaning at all.

That was my mini rant. Thanks for attending. That is all.

Look, I’m not about to take transportation advice from a river mammal that enjoys showering its neighbours with faeces using its helicopter tail.

That being said, he’s not wrong.

Does anybody want a peanut?

Elon, it’s a great gesture, I’m sure those poor people will be delighted to at least be able to communicate freely.

It’s nothing, I… Hold on, did you say poor? How about we changed the plan a bit?

The US has been on track for Trump since WWII ended and the crazy christian sects got an ear in the government. It’s even surprising it didn’t happen earlier.

And you had to figure out how to fold those.

Spoken like someone that’s never had its fingers pinched by a chair.

Because we don’t have an international criminal police force.

So all plumbers are going to have to become… what, coperrers?

Edit: copper is cuprum in latin, so cuprer?

There’s also an apparent pride in anti intellectualism that seems to be typically American.

You’d probably need the bold headlines to understand what he means. I wonder if he’s posted them on twitter yet. 🤔