Recovering outside with Luna before all the noise starts.

Subtle

It would funnier if he disappeared.

Those aren’t eWaste. Those are Mint machines.

120ft tall robot version of himself.

He still audits classes at MIT occasionally.

You guys think I’m joking about the staples, but I assure you I’m not.

Did he win?

Big Things from the Flood vibes.

Nothing felt as good as having a gamma-ray gun pointed directly at your face.

Paige Turco was probably the hottest April.

Actually, ICE dress code forbids camo pants. So they have to wear black or tan slacks.

Lots of cool shit happens and some big concepts are being discussed. But, basically, the whole thing boils down to, “Higgs is a jackass.”

They jumped at the ground and missed.

The nail that sticks out gets hammered down.

Old 33rpm blues albums.

Those are obviously corn eggs.

Well, there are bodies buried there.

Firefly. Amatuerish acting and plots that barely reached “Atomic Rifle” levels of sophistication don’t really sit well with me.

I don’t think you’re supposed to like Yellowstone. I think you’re supposed to feel obligated towards it