Very poorly timed announcement.

Serial killer house.

Their “doritos” taste like they were made in Chernobyl.

Awesome.

(But don’t bring yard sign frames to protests, folks.)

By the tiny gods… that photo is beyond bizarre.

“Really Cassa? Social media engagement? How droll.”

Think about preventing repetitive stress disorders.

Nothing shuts down the sinful thoughts* quite like OSHA regulations.

(*not actually sinful)

They want Cyberpunk to happen so badly.

The Pitt, for starters.

Also known as Indigenous Peters Day.

Bradley’s just a random child who has been quantumly entangled with a switch that is activated if you drive too close.

No, that’s what happens when you ban pasta.

Nah… She quit because they’re anti-bestiality.

Best I can give ya is Henry Cavill vs. Dame Judy Dench.

1. I didn’t take advantage of those Dominic Dillenger top-notch used car deals!

They’re already working on Vagrant Story.

And now those dudes have Oscars.

Of course he got a dump truck.