Lose 25 fights in a row.

I don’t wanna be buried… in a pet… cematary…

Stitch as an EMT would be worrisome, but entertaining.

Where’s the blini?

When I want ice cream… I eat ice cream.

Why you badmouthin’ my man Keldor like that?

Automatic birth control pill dispenser.

Penance that doesn’t leave marks is no penance at all.

Oooo… Somebody is going to get some belly rubs!

You say CPAP… but he is also Catholic.

So he’s just feeding strike fighters to the coyotes at this point, huh?

Is Londo picking Bossk’s pocket?

Threads and The Day After taught me that there are people out there that would rather be right, than alive.

If Crayola was smart, they would make her a brand ambassador.

Hemicrania is taking a world tour of my skull at the moment.

Looks like Donnie’s never going to New Jersey again.

Their AI checkout system will routinely delete items from orders for no reason.

The multi-billion dollar hit they take from this might just trigger a bubble to burst.

The irony of him misusing “paper tiger” and then demonstrating its correct usage is going to implode me.

I doubt most cavemen possessed two framing squares.

Also foreign adoptions.