Trump is going to be a martyr no matter how he dies.
I mean, look how they deified Elvis.
Trump is going to be a martyr no matter how he dies.
I mean, look how they deified Elvis.
Shows how stupid they are, the new plantation system is much more profitable than the old one.
That’s less a look of “shame”, and more a look of “how am I even in the same subset of genetic distribution as this moron?”
Bass player and a pastor… Massive freak.
Do some reading for an hour, hour and a half, and then lay back down. You’ll most likely fall back asleep for a couple more hours of some of the most restful sleep you’ve ever had.
Segmented sleeping is the bomb.
I miss the church grandmas.
Nothing beats the feeling you get after an old black lady calls you “honey” with her eyes sparkling because you recovered all the pictures of her grandchildren from a computer Geek Squad had called a lost cause.
Its his new suits with the giant shoulder pads. Makes him look like a Hordak guard.
Mmm… Toriyama cars.
A brain scoop.
No prion disease for the working class please.
Programmers have it so easy nowadays.
You should try programming in BASIC on the Atari.
What’s scarier?
Speaking up in class?
Or a zombie on a roller coaster?
Screw that. I wouldn’t fuck with Taylor Swift. She is “fuck you and your little people laws” rich.
Our city stopped spending money on cops, so the state passed a law saying that the city had to pay even more money to the cops. Then the city voters passed a law that basically said, “nuh uh!”
So then the state passed a constitutional amendment that mandated spending levels for our city, and only our city. The whole state got to vote on an issue that they weren’t even involved in.
And that’s how Kansas City lost free public transportation.
Rachel Maddow has a terrible poker face.
Only if the French start doing it.
“Except for you Marge. You tested positive for crack and PCP.”
You are incorrect in your assessment.
Her Gatsby comics are the funniest things ever.
“Sir, you are clearly lying!”
“I know, but hear me out!”