Now have job and have always cooked because it’s fucking cheaper lick my fingers bitches
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ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•[Opinion] Apple CEO Tim Cook's Legacy Is Dull Products And Spineless CapitulationEnglish
51·1 day agoBehind the Bastards had a good one on Jobs, where they went into a little bit how he believed in this mucus theory, it was pure madness. And it’s why he died.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.worldto
Political Memes@lemmy.world•The White House releases updated map for 2027
1·2 days agoIn fairness, they planted an American flag on the moon
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Europe@feddit.org•Germany approves nearly $1bn in arms exports to IsraelEnglish
21·2 days agoa system called Davids Sling
Forever want to be seen as a David vs Goliath.
Goliath was probably 6ft 9in. Israelite culture was derived from Canaanite / Philistine culture, and genetically they’re mostly indistinguishable. The native populations did mostly convert to Greek gods, Roman, then Christianity and Islam.
The Israeli invaders are mainly Hasidic and Ashkenazi Jews who are Caucasian Ukrainian and European in descent.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•The joe rogan experienceEnglish
4·3 days agoMeow me never been fed
OP replaced “correlation”
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What indigenous word would be appropriate to rename United States?
6·4 days agoHow about Federal United Corporation of Kingdom States
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Technology@lemmy.world•John Ternus Era at Apple Kicks Off With the Changing of Lake Ontario to 'Lake America'English
587·4 days agoThis is just for Americans. From Americans. Americans are complaining. They are literally allowed to vote against this kind of behaviour.
On the Google article it was Google’s fault, on the Apple article it’s Apple’s fault. These are American companies run by American billionaires following American rules.
I feel like maybe the problem here is not Lake America, but America
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Buried underwear shows land use is key to soil healthEnglish
31·4 days ago“1000 Swiss volunteers missing following underwear experiment”

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Tim Apple names John Ternus as successor and legally changes name to Cook
4·4 days agoHmm… so, “Cook Apple”?
The Butt Three Brothers
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Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•what even is yuri anyway?English
7·7 days agoI’m taking about women kissing, not pissing!
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memes@lemmy.world•Hey Canada, just wanted to let you know there's alternatives.
62·7 days agoI’d argue 8.5" isn’t even used. Half an inch is 12.7mm, 8.5" ≈ 215.9mm. Most machines are calibrated using SI, so they’ll do ~216mm instead, and then what’s the point, just discard US Letter
* brain noise intensifies *
Vitamin B12 is a good one
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.worldto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•The epstine class has determined Ai generated csam is legal
22·7 days agoIn Australia:
material that, in a way likely to cause offence to a reasonable adult, describes or depicts a person, or a representation of a person, who is (or apparently is) a child under 16 years:
- in a sexual context (e.g. engaging in a sexual activity)
- in an offensive or demeaning context
- being subjected to abuse, cruelty or torture.
Edit: this is a quote of the law, not sure why downvoted
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Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•which one are you? (switch or sub)English
4·8 days agoPast experiences mean I won’t sub, but I’ll dom to please, I accept that’s a sub subtype







Just give me more Zelda as Zelda, fuck Link