T-bone, the ladies are gonna love you.

Not bad. You can buy similar (but smaller) on Amazon now for less than $2k. I haven’t seen one sized for an adult on there yet.

Well well ^well

Damn. Duck law is really stuck in the stone ages.

Fried mozzarella sticks are mostly cheese flavored air.

Edit: We’ve been lied to. https://youtu.be/wjky-qAaT9g

I guess only freezer fried cheese sticks are breading pockets.

So Google has about a 6% stake in SpaceX, which is about to make an IPO. Built into this contract is a no-fault release as long as 90 days notice is given by either party.

This is all about pumping up value before the IPO. Googles shares are estimated to be worth above $100B now.

They shrink you down so you can see them up close, like Fantastic Voyage.

Do your pots drain?

By their logic, publicly expressing a desire to have a water-hogging, environment-polluting, perpetually buzzing superstructure built in the middle of one’s community is tantamount to strapping on a suicide vest.

Shouldn’t that read “publically opposing” or some other negative expression?

My kingdom for a eye.

Total War Battles Kingdom was my last straw.

No. I hid four million dollars somewhere inside your body. You must find it.

Before it’s too late.

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To have four million dollars, you must first find the four million dollars within yourself.

Is there a revolt against self checkouts that I missed? Not that I’ve shopped in a physical store in five years anyway.

A god whose calories don’t exist.

Not if you’re being paid to participate. Then it’s advertising.

The chewing definitely does.

You shouldn’t give a fuck of your choice of 3D printer’s manufacturer is controversial.

HP and Dell suck a fat one, but I don’t give it a moments thought when I’m printing out hollow Earth leaflets to hand out at the mall food court.

Calcium scoring is almost certainly going to be a self pay. The good thing is, it’s pretty cheap relative to most healthcare ($100 collected up front). The bad thing is, cheap is relative.