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  • Good to see they’re back in stock

  • This is my surprised face.

  • You can tell this was drawn before people started marrying their chatbots

  • That’s what happens when you don’t vet whom you give the time machine to

  • I think I still have the programming manuals somewhere. All I remember is that it borrowed a lot from classic MacOS (like four-character identifiers stored as 32-bit words, and possibly Pascal-style strings) and that trying to do OO user-interface programming in C is profoundly tedious.

  • And then there’s Orban trailing in the polls, and Putin with an incentive to help him out. It’s possible that we’ll see a false-flag attack on Hungary from Ukrainian territory, launched by Russian forces using captured Ukrainian equipment, shortly before the Hungarian election.

  • Hard techno must be the pop-punk of dance music

  • It’s weird how everyone has his number, even if their reasoning was off. The Slashdot penguinheads thought he a literal Sith lord, the Q-nuts thought he, Soros and Fauci were running 5G vaccine chip biolabs, and now it turns out he was an Epstein Island frequent flyer.

  • Sometimes filesystem developer syndrome removes a wife, sometimes it adds one

  • Schooling in which you learn to do arithmetic, write reports, research and collaborate on projects will be replaced with reverse-centaur training, in which you are trained to respond to headset commands more quickly, preparing you to join the only remaining part of the workforce

  • or, “hHhHhHhH”, as in “I’m laughing so hard I’m hitting caps lock instead of A”

  • “The role of Wotan's Wild Hunt during the Yuletide period has been theorized to have influenced the development of the Dutch Christmas figure Sinterklaas, and by extension his American counterpart Santa Claus, in a variety of facets. These include his long white beard and his gray horse for nightly rides.”

  • You love to see it

  • Some Slavic languages apparently also have distinct masculine and feminine versions of verbs, which match the speaker if in the first person. Apparently so does Icelandic (to the point where an Icelandic modernist novel was titled “When I Got Pregnant”, though in the masculine form)

  • Tell that to the judge

  • There was a guy from the Cypherpunks community who set such a thing up (in the 90s/00s). IIRC, he was jailed after the courts rejected his defence that he was merely running an innocent betting site.

  • “Too far right for Queensland” is something

  • The artwork looks a bit Funhole

  • SneerClub @awful.systems

    Carnivorous crepidarian in critical condition

    futurism.com /future-society/jordan-peterson-icu
  • SneerClub @awful.systems

    Moldbug has a sad (2), plans to flee USA

    www.thenerdreich.com /panicked-curtis-yarvin-jd-vance-guru-plans-to-flee-usa/
  • CoMaps @sopuli.xyz

    Buggy touch tracking in the iOS version

  • NonCredibleDiplomacy @sh.itjust.works

    Irish reunification, slightly behind schedule

  • cats @lemmy.world

    While we’re tortieposting

  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.world

    There’s always someone who takes things literally

    goblin.camp /@sugar/112379106680847275
  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    New economic warfare method just dropped:

    www.theguardian.com /uk-news/2024/apr/11/royal-mail-chinese-made-fake-stamps