fuuuck I never throught about it. do flat earthers believe the moon is flat too?
Don’t they believe its a projection?
I think since the moon is tidally locked and we only ever see the same surface, never the backside, they simply believe it’s a disc that faces us.
It wobbles a bit though
Don’t believe this guy he is globe brained and has consumed too much fluoride.
… I’m kinda ashamed I noticed they made Pluto a planet before the fact that they made the earth flat…
No Ceres?
This is obviously a fake image, Pluto is still there.
Why would the other planets be spheres? It’s the same damn delusion all over again. You people never learn. Say it with me:
Everything. 👏 Is. 👏 Flat. 👏

Uhm, there are only 8 planets in our solar system. That bottom planetoid needs to be cut off from that list.
The others are flat as well, they are just painted that way facing the world

I’m more concerned about the placement of the asteroid belt
They were educated in Texas.
If you’ve ever driven across Texas, it definitely feels that way. It can take over 12h.
that’s nothing. I can drive in my state in one direction for 20 hours and STILL be in the state. it can fit texas at least 3-4 times in it.
Assuming Alaska, it’s closer to 2.5x, although Texas has more habitable land.
I was assuming CA. The one direction being only North or South, depending on where you start…
CA is about half the area of Texas. Another person suggested West Australia which tracks.
WA?
Yup
Alaska most likely. Texas is about 3.75x bigger than Washington State.
I think they meant Western Australia.
LOL Texans think their state is larger than the largest planet in our solar system.
Fuck me with a bucket of pee, I had no idea the earth was so flat compared to other planets.
I… uh… how would I even DO that???
By following these easy steps:
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Go to craft supply store and buy clay.
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Press clay along a broomstick to make a mold.
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Bake it.
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Pour piss from bucket into mold
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Freeze it
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Remove frozen piss from mold
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Have me sit on the fridge and use the frozen piss broomstick as a butt dildo
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I get startled by flat earth disc and hop off fridge with frozen piss broomstick in my ass and get impaled.
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Collect life insurance and donate to the flat earth society.
What the hell did I just read?
A guide to a happy life
Couldn’t we just spread him and poor it inside? That sounds like a lot of work.
that’s hardly a pee bucket, that’s just a bucketsworth of pee. i pedant these instructions as misleading at best

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it’s just been on a diet. does it show?
Fake. Where are the turtles?
Turtles aren’t real.
:O
How deep does this go???
It’s rabbitholes all the way down
I don’t even see a single elephant.
They’re all the way down
The Turtle Moves!
they’re stealth turtles. they don’t show up on telescope.

This image is super deceptive!
Earth is just as around as the other planets. They just took the picture at an angle that makes the plane look obloid while the rest are taken face on.
flat earthers and pluto lovers 🤝 in this image
Pluto is now officially considered a dwarf planet. But so are Ceres, Haumea, Makemake, and Eris. Source
But there are possibly more, estimated 200 in the Kuiper belt and 10.000 in the region beyond. Source
So it’s more like flat earth believers and Ceres, Haumea, Makemake, and Eris deniers in this picture.
Yeah, was going to say if you’re adding Pluto, where the other dwarfs at?
Whoa whoa hey now. Just because we know plutos a planet does not mean we think the earth is flat. Normal people over here, hello! And besides the time cube doesn’t allow for a flat earth, that would be ridiculous.
These latest cosmology DLCs are getting really good:

I knew it.















