I ma also looking down on humanity

And what do you suggest we do? Kindly ask the fascists to stop being fascists?

Cannot relate, but vibes.

“Hey, check out how hard I can pee”

Ok this one is crazy, because I hear whatever I’m consciously thinking of. “Brainstorm”, “green needle”, “brain needle”, “green storm”. It’s actually tripping me out.

Btw I still hear “laurel” every time. I can hear “yanny” in the background if I really focus, but I always hear “laurel” as well.

I mean, better to have 25 more years of relative normativity than 4 or less

McDickin’

Mine is more “I don’t plan to live that long anyway”

Let π = 5

So basically Watch_Dogs profilers IRL

My ex-best friend’s behavior slowly changed over the years from joking back and forth banter to straight bullying. Constantly under the excuse of “it’s just jokes” and “we all do it”, even after expressing multiple times that he was going too far.

Ended up taking years of abuse before finally cutting him out for good

this Capitalization is Giving me a Fucking stroke

That’s great, but I don’t want anything with more than four limbs in my apartment

If they ain’t payin’ rent, they can get fuckin’ bent.

I try to kindly remove them where possible, but my empathy-to-arachnophobia ratio has a fine limit.

Jumping spiders are free to do as they please, however. Those mfs rule

That’s… actually quite terrifying.

The sci-fi concern over whether computers could ever be truly “alive” becomes a lot more tangible when literal living biological systems are implemented.

Crazy, I was JUST telling a friend about this guy like an hour ago

Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go

Full house, transitioning to 5 of a kind. Can be annoying to get going, but with just a bit of deck fixing it goes hard

Grapes

Somehow I don’t think the fish consented to this…