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Hossenfeffer

@ Hossenfeffer @feddit.uk

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Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you're lucky.

#fedi22

  • Have you ever solved a Rubik's Cube? And how?

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  • I read this book, published in 1981.

    tl;dr - kid on skiing holiday, broke his hand, spent two weeks figuring out the cube, wrote book.

  • 2006 called, they said we need better memes and left this

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  • He's so close to getting it...

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  • It's a thinner batter - think tempura rather than chipshop fish (or corndog if you're of the USian persuasion).

  • Lemmings, please give us your info dump.

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  • My great grandfather died on the Titannic. He was engine-room crew.

  • Lemmings, please give us your info dump.

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  • Is this what you say to scammers when they call you?

  • 1999 Toyota Corolla

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  • Accurate.

    Source: I had one too. It eventually died when my mechanic told me: “that fucking fucker’s fucking fucked alright”. His boss translated that into “the repairs would cost more than the car is worth”.

  • Have you ever hitchhiked before?

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  • As I recall, we all just teased him for being so monumentally ugly that he was safe from molestation. It was a simpler time!

  • What’s your favorite sad song?

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  • “And I don't care what you're calledTell me later, if at allI can wait a long, long timeBefore I hear another love song”

  • What’s your favorite sad song?

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  • “Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way…”

  • Have you ever hitchhiked before?

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  • Used to hitchhike all over south west Scotland when I was a kid in the early '80s.

    No real drama or stories except the one time three of us were hitching and the car that pulled over was being driven by a guy who was locally known as a ‘kiddy fiddler’.

    Two of us hopped over a dry stane dyke, leaving just one kid to get a lift with him. Nothing happened to him, but in retrospect it was a shitty move on our part.

  • What's your favorite band?

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  • It's changed from year to year and scene to scene and phase of life to phase of life. But Pink Floyd has always been up there.

  • Too young to understand what this is?

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  • Same. I had one of these with a 5 CD changer but for some reason it was in the boot/trunk.

  • "ai is going to replace you"

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  • I can do that! I am a human!

  • Can you touch type?

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  • I zan tough ty[e thos well.

  • Join the pledge

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  • No crack, just the craic.

  • What advice or tips do you have which sound like nonsense but really work?

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  • Pressing your tongue hard against the roof of your mouth can prevent sneezing.

  • What's a piece of Media that is so underrated you must mention it?

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  • It’s actually purely logical!

    What's the logic that can guarantee your first move won't be a mine?

    Edit to add: Norsemen was great, loved it.

  • The sheer astonishment of it all

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  • There are no accidents

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  • I’m old. Sometimes you stand up and one just toots out of its own volition. Or when you sit down. Or stay standing up. Or sitting down. What I’m saying is grab the air freshener, the train’s a’coming!

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What is something you can't do with 100M dollars but can do with 18 dollars?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Mur’can kwis… cwiz… cuisun… quizene… fude

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What are your cheap, but not miserable, recipes?

    www.bbc.co.uk /food/recipes/roast_piri-piri_chicken_77808
  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    What breed of dog is magic?

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    Revelation!

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    What's the opposite of a Hershey bar?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Anyone else live somewhere that has had people joining in a WiFi naming joke?

  • United Kingdom @feddit.uk
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    Keir Starmer to announce plans for digital ID scheme

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/articles/c4g54g6vgpdo
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Everytime I use frozen spinach in a recipe

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What music do you like to fall asleep to?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Must be lvl 11 genius

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Important pricing information

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Like a me to a bean!

  • And Finally... @feddit.uk
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    Bargain Hunt expert admits terror offence after sales to 'Hezbollah financier'

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/cdj9wpk2nxjo
  • You can't park there, mate @feddit.uk
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    Tha can't park theer, cock!

  • Community Promo @lemmy.ca
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    Cooking With Fire - Feddit UK

    feddit.uk /c/cooking_with_fire@feddit.uk
  • New Communities @lemmy.world
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    Cooking With Fire - Feddit UK

    feddit.uk /c/cooking_with_fire@feddit.uk
  • [Closed] Moved to !fedigrow@lemmy.zip @lemm.ee
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    Cooking With Fire - Feddit UK

    feddit.uk /c/cooking_with_fire
  • Goth❌Industrial @lemmy.world
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    Leech Woman

  • And Finally... @feddit.uk
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    'Bonkers': Hegseth ridiculed as Enola Gay photos swept up in DEI purge over word 'gay'

    www.rawstory.com /msn/dei/