Hossenfeffer
Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you’re lucky.
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I use Password123$ everywhere.
He eats salad 6 days a week and exercises.
Insert the ball.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Too many people don't understand this when parkingEnglish
1·8 days agoHere’s another. If two people are parked like this and the spaces are tight:
_____________ | F | | F | | B | | B |Then you should reverse into the space between them, like so:
_____________ | F | B| F | | B | F| B |so your passenger door is close to the passenger door of the car next to you and there’s a bigger gap between your car’s driver’s door and the third car’s driver’s door.
Or like this if you drive on the wrong side of the road:
_____________ | F |B | F | | B |F | B |
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is something niche that you consider yourself an expert at?English
5·9 days agoFull English breakfasts.
I’m open to offers to speak at conferences. I can probably cover a full Scottish as well, but English is where my knowledge is deeper.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Recession indicator, what do you call this dish?English
9·9 days agoWe don’t have this product in my country so I call this cheap looking food for people who can’t cook.
But money is tight all around, so if this is all you can afford, I hope things get better for you soon…
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Having a good partner [PizzaCake]English
22·9 days agoThis is why I occasionally piss on the floor. Keeps some ammunition in the wife’s bank.
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politics @lemmy.world•Jim Jordan predicts third Trump impeachment if Democrats take control of HouseEnglish
4·9 days agoI don’t know who Jim Jordan is, but I predict a third Trump term.
You have not yet found a large enough jar.
Ah, makes sense. Thanks.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Got to visit the Tyrell Corporation HQ last night. Place is huge.English
3·10 days agoQuite an experience to live in fear, isn’t it? That’s what it is to be a slave.
I don’t typically fry chicken. Why is the oil ruined?
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Privacy@lemmy.ml•The U.S. Government Quietly Just Made It Legal to Go Through Your Phone at the BorderEnglish
2·11 days agoThen you’re going to be detained for quite a long time.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What book needs a TV series / film adaptation?English
31·12 days agoThe Riverworld books by Philip Jose Farmer. I think someone tried it before but it was a half-hearted, low budget, nothing of a show.
It could really do with the full $millions per episode, proper actors treatment that Netflix, Amazon, or Apple could bring.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What book needs a TV series / film adaptation?English
41·12 days agoChronicles of Thomas Covenant. But good luck getting any studio on board.
“So you have a fantasy TV show for me?”
“Yes sir, I do.”
“What happens?”
“Dude with leprosy gets run over, goes into a coma, wakes in a fantasy realm.”
“Cool, cool. Then what?”
“He rapes the first person he meets.”
“Oh. I do not like that at all!”
I’ve fully leveraged the blue sky envelope and the parked that in the sidebar while we circle back to the low hanging fruit. Any builds?
Needs a side table for my book, glass of whisky, and a cigar.









Such fun, humiliating people for no reason!