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Hossenfeffer

@ Hossenfeffer @feddit.uk

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Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you're lucky.

#fedi22

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  • I'm not saying soups aren't nice. But if you offer me, eg, a French Onion Soup (one of the greatest soups there is) and you offer me... a rack of ribs, or a steak, or blackened chicken with dirty rice, soup is coming second every day of the week.

  • Inside the £3.25m castle bought by Celebrity Traitors winner Alan Carr

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  • Oh, what joy! Another sleb who has millions to throw around on a vanity project while the rest of us are struggling to pay the bills! Ooh, will he change the wallpaper? Such fun!

  • method acting

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  • Pffft. I've spent the last 30 years being a fat, lazy slob to prepare for my role in an as-yet unwritten movie about a fat, lazy slob.

    My time will come! Hopefully before coronary heart disease does.

  • He'll arrest you with his nippies ❤️‍🔥

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  • Add leather chaps (no pants) for a bigger bit of extra zazz!

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  • Oooh, is that a soup though? Soup is something that's eaten with a soup spoon. I challenge you to eat noodles with a soup spoon. That looks damned fine, by the way.

    [I never said my opinions were rational, only correct, like an absolute truth of the universe.]

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  • Also - if Minecraft has taught me anything - punching animals until some chops appear in my inventory.

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  • I can't downvote you for an honestly expressed opinion, but soup is a disappointing meal.

  • "Ok, Millenial..." 🙄

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  • "... and all those moments will be lost in time, like mass-deleted Reddit posts, in rain. Time to move to Lemmy."

  • "Great scott!"

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  • "You chicken, Skywalker?"

  • AIs can’t stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulations

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  • It's torment nexuses all the way down...

  • White House circulating blatantly illegal draft emergency order to take control of elections

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  • Heavily armed ICE agents to be stationed at all polling places "to prevent illegal immigrants voting".

    Calling it now.

  • Rue the day, mortal

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  • You have a good ol' rummage around in there, see who you find?

  • What do people get out of being hateful online?

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  • There's a human need to make some kind of impact on others. Some people do it by building up - posting positivity, or creating art, or whatever. Others do it by tearing down - posting insults, or vandalism, and so on.

    The negative path is much, much easier.

  • Class Participation

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  • "No you haven't!" does Jedi mind-trick hand motion

  • TIL You can leagally drop your baby off at the fire station in all 50 states

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  • Ah, the ol' lemmy switcheroo!

  • Class Participation

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  • Everything is true.

    Nothing is permitted.

  • TIL You can leagally drop your baby off at the fire station in all 50 states

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  • Drop by a fire station, you might be able to pick one up!

  • Fr🤮nch

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  • Way back in the early 1980's my class at school went on an exchange trip to, er, Poitiers I think.

    One day we were visiting the school of the French kids who we would later be hosting. There was a French boy at the far end of the table I was sitting at who ate his meal but, instead of eating the orange he had, he started making little incisions into the skin, just far enough to get to the flesh of the orange.

    I wondered if this was some crazy French way of eating orange so I kept on watching as he worked his way around the orange. He must have made nearly a hundred little incisions. Then he looked around the canteen, stood up, and hurled the orange, full strength at another kid. The orange hit the other boy on his upper chest and just exploded!

    Shortly after that, food was going everywhere. A few kids ducked out of the canteer as soon as it started but the rest just started hurling whatever was left on their trays at each other. Naturally, being a keen francophile and wanting to learn more about French culture, I joined in. Good times.

  • What lurking suspicion do you have about something but is hard to prove?

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  • I have an HP printer. The HP app on my laptop used to be able to scan documents and so on. Last time I opened it, the only way to use this was to scan my document into the HP Cloud and then download it from there. Fuck. That. Shit.

    Fortunately my PDF reader can initiate the scan directly, so I'll be just deleting that HP app.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What is something you can't do with 100M dollars but can do with 18 dollars?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Mur’can kwis… cwiz… cuisun… quizene… fude

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What are your cheap, but not miserable, recipes?

    www.bbc.co.uk /food/recipes/roast_piri-piri_chicken_77808
  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    What breed of dog is magic?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Revelation!

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    What's the opposite of a Hershey bar?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Anyone else live somewhere that has had people joining in a WiFi naming joke?

  • United Kingdom @feddit.uk
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    Keir Starmer to announce plans for digital ID scheme

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/articles/c4g54g6vgpdo
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Everytime I use frozen spinach in a recipe

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What music do you like to fall asleep to?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Must be lvl 11 genius

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Important pricing information

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Like a me to a bean!

  • And Finally... @feddit.uk
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    Bargain Hunt expert admits terror offence after sales to 'Hezbollah financier'

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/cdj9wpk2nxjo
  • You can't park there, mate @feddit.uk
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    Tha can't park theer, cock!

  • Community Promo @lemmy.ca
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    Cooking With Fire - Feddit UK

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  • New Communities @lemmy.world
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    Cooking With Fire - Feddit UK

    feddit.uk /c/cooking_with_fire@feddit.uk
  • [Closed] Moved to !fedigrow@lemmy.zip @lemm.ee
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    Cooking With Fire - Feddit UK

    feddit.uk /c/cooking_with_fire
  • Goth❌Industrial @lemmy.world
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    Leech Woman

  • And Finally... @feddit.uk
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    'Bonkers': Hegseth ridiculed as Enola Gay photos swept up in DEI purge over word 'gay'

    www.rawstory.com /msn/dei/