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Hossenfeffer

@ Hossenfeffer @feddit.uk

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Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you're lucky.

#fedi22

  • Just one more square bro

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  • I fucking love this. I mean, I absolutely hate that this is the optimal way to pack 17 squares into a larger square such that the size of the larger square is minimised.

    There's a brain echo in here.

  • Trump: 'I am not happy with the UK'

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  • The UK: ‘We’re not happy with the artificially tanned malignant tumour’

  • The ‘European’ Jolla Phone Is an Anti-Big-Tech Smartphone

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  • Will it run my bank apps? That's all I care about, really.

  • McDonald’s CEO’s awkward taste test sparks mocking online: ‘His aura screams kale salad’

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  • Woopise. Thanks, I'll change it. Though 'in jest' does seem appropriate.

  • McDonald’s CEO’s awkward taste test sparks mocking online: ‘His aura screams kale salad’

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  • Transcript:

    "Hello fellow humans. I shall soon commence sensory analysis of this new human food product. I SHALL INGEST THIS FOR MY MIDDAY REFUELLING. Let us scrutinise the product. It has dimensions which impress me. It has constituent components. I am able to identify some of them. I am inexperienced in eating this kind of human food product so must first determine an effective strategem for inserting it into my face hole. I shall now appear to consume a small sample. Yes, indeed that is a human food product. Only McDonalds could produce a distinctive human food product like this."

  • bold words

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  • Lol at all these incorrect answers. "Kill 'em all" is the only sensible response.

  • What's the point of cookies? Like, on websites and apps.

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  • HTTP is a stateless medium.

    Which means a website doesn’t (can’t) remember what you did before on it. Each time you click a link it’s like the first time the website has ever seen you.

    This makes it impossible to ‘sign in’ to a website.

    The way they get around this is by dumping a small piece of code on your computer that says ‘hi website, it’s me and I have a proper account and am logged in’. That’s a cookie. And yes, websites need them to operate any kind of user experience.

    So instead of a page that says ‘who the fuck are you?’ It can now retrieve the info from the cookie and show you the page that says ‘hi, KuromiGirl04, what’s happening? You’re all logged in and can access your account details or carry on from where you were before’.

    Originally cookies could only be created, and then read back, by one website. So, eg, if you logged into your account on foobar.com, only foobar.com could read that cookie back.

    But someone came up with the brilliant idea of third party cookies. So now, if you visit foobar.com you also (if you agree to it) get cookies created by facebork, grabble, aggressive-advertiser, the nra, the nsa, the kkk, and whoever else has convinced foobar.com that they get some value out of the deal.

    That’s where the hundreds of cookies you need to scroll down and deny come from. Mostly advertisers or analytics, or advertisers, web optimisers, or advertisers…. And these third party cookies can be read anywhere by the company that sets them.

    That way, when you visit shoefuckeringfreak.com facebork knows you’ve visited it and suddenly starts showing you sexy, sexy shoes on your facebork feed. And so forth.

  • What made you choose your Fediverse Instance?

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  • When I was on Reddit, /r/CasualUK/ was my spiritual home, so moving to Feddit UK, home of !casualuk@feddit.uk, was a no brainer.

  • Game over

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  • I'm not saying soups aren't nice. But if you offer me, eg, a French Onion Soup (one of the greatest soups there is) and you offer me... a rack of ribs, or a steak, or blackened chicken with dirty rice, soup is coming second every day of the week.

  • Inside the £3.25m castle bought by Celebrity Traitors winner Alan Carr

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  • Oh, what joy! Another sleb who has millions to throw around on a vanity project while the rest of us are struggling to pay the bills! Ooh, will he change the wallpaper? Such fun!

  • method acting

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  • Pffft. I've spent the last 30 years being a fat, lazy slob to prepare for my role in an as-yet unwritten movie about a fat, lazy slob.

    My time will come! Hopefully before coronary heart disease does.

  • He'll arrest you with his nippies ❤️‍🔥

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  • Add leather chaps (no pants) for a bigger bit of extra zazz!

  • Game over

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  • Oooh, is that a soup though? Soup is something that's eaten with a soup spoon. I challenge you to eat noodles with a soup spoon. That looks damned fine, by the way.

    [I never said my opinions were rational, only correct, like an absolute truth of the universe.]

  • Game over

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  • Also - if Minecraft has taught me anything - punching animals until some chops appear in my inventory.

  • Game over

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  • I can't downvote you for an honestly expressed opinion, but soup is a disappointing meal.

  • "Ok, Millenial..." 🙄

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  • "... and all those moments will be lost in time, like mass-deleted Reddit posts, in rain. Time to move to Lemmy."

  • "Great scott!"

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  • "You chicken, Skywalker?"

  • AIs can’t stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulations

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  • It's torment nexuses all the way down...

  • White House circulating blatantly illegal draft emergency order to take control of elections

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  • Heavily armed ICE agents to be stationed at all polling places "to prevent illegal immigrants voting".

    Calling it now.

  • Rue the day, mortal

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  • You have a good ol' rummage around in there, see who you find?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What is something you can't do with 100M dollars but can do with 18 dollars?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Mur’can kwis… cwiz… cuisun… quizene… fude

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What are your cheap, but not miserable, recipes?

    www.bbc.co.uk /food/recipes/roast_piri-piri_chicken_77808
  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    What breed of dog is magic?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Revelation!

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    What's the opposite of a Hershey bar?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Anyone else live somewhere that has had people joining in a WiFi naming joke?

  • United Kingdom @feddit.uk
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    Keir Starmer to announce plans for digital ID scheme

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/articles/c4g54g6vgpdo
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Everytime I use frozen spinach in a recipe

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What music do you like to fall asleep to?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Must be lvl 11 genius

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Important pricing information

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Like a me to a bean!

  • And Finally... @feddit.uk
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    Bargain Hunt expert admits terror offence after sales to 'Hezbollah financier'

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/cdj9wpk2nxjo
  • You can't park there, mate @feddit.uk
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    Tha can't park theer, cock!

  • Community Promo @lemmy.ca
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    Cooking With Fire - Feddit UK

    feddit.uk /c/cooking_with_fire@feddit.uk
  • New Communities @lemmy.world
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    Cooking With Fire - Feddit UK

    feddit.uk /c/cooking_with_fire@feddit.uk
  • [Closed] Moved to !fedigrow@lemmy.zip @lemm.ee
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    Cooking With Fire - Feddit UK

    feddit.uk /c/cooking_with_fire
  • Goth❌Industrial @lemmy.world
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    Leech Woman

  • And Finally... @feddit.uk
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    'Bonkers': Hegseth ridiculed as Enola Gay photos swept up in DEI purge over word 'gay'

    www.rawstory.com /msn/dei/