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Hossenfeffer

@ Hossenfeffer @feddit.uk

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Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you're lucky.

#fedi22

  • Drive safe

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  • Pol Pot was further back on that road.

  • Every decision led him to this point

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  • I enjoyed the robot mimicking his 'pain crouch'. 10/10 on rice, would watch again.

  • What items do you have multiple of even though one would suffice?

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  • I know. No other logical explanation!

  • Whats the worst baby name?

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  • Shithead, pronounced shi-thayd.

  • What items do you have multiple of even though one would suffice?

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  • Nail clippers. I kept losing nail clippers so I bought a pack of 10 and put two in each of the places I'd expect to be able to find them. I think I'm down to only having four now, so it might be time to buy another 10.

  • What do people in your country leave for Santa/st Nicolas/Christmas gnome etc?

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  • You fucking cheapskate, OP, what about the carrot for the reindeer?

  • What are some lesser known facts and hidden easter eggs in movies/TV shows?

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  • The whole of the TV show 'Lost' took place in the mind of a goose.

  • My Indigenous Ancestors on Christmas Day

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  • In the UK it’s a mince pie and a glass of some booze (traditionally sherry) and a carrot for the reindeer.

  • What breed of dog is magic?

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  • You're right!

  • Jinkies...

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  • But it does predate generative AI. Dunno who it was done by.

  • Jinkies...

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  • boogs

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  • That's just what an insect would say!

  • Any RPGs that take into account when you reload a save? Or that break the 4th wall like this?

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  • Oh, yes, that was it! Good times!

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    What breed of dog is magic?

  • Trump says US has to have Greenland

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  • Trump invades Trumpland

    FTFY

  • You nomster!

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  • I worked in a Nac office. Everyome had am idemtical lookimg bluetooth 'nagic' nouse.

    Ramdonly swappimg a few aroumd was always a great 'ice-breaker' for the begimming of a stressful day!

  • What good do luxury apartments do that no one can afford?

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  • But where would all the cars go? /s

  • Any RPGs that take into account when you reload a save? Or that break the 4th wall like this?

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  • It's been a long while but IIRC in one of the early Metal Gear Solid games there was a baddie who would threaten to (and could) corrupt your save file, completely breaking the fourth wall in the process.

  • Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason

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  • If you ever get to the Philippines give it a try! Ask for the “young” balut so it’s more like an egg and less like a baby duck.

    No thanks!

  • Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason

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  • I'm knocking on the door of 60. There's three things I don't like and one I wouldn't try.

    I don't like broad beans (aka fava beans), Brussels sprouts, or peas. One of the best things about being an adult is being able to say 'No, thanks'. I try them again every few years, just to check. With peas and sprouts I still hate the taste horribly. Broad beans can taste alright but have to be properly prepared and cooked and it's just easier to say no because when they're not right they're the thing I dislike the most.

    The one thing I wouldn't try would be balut. The idea just makes my skin crawl for some reason.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Revelation!

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    What's the opposite of a Hershey bar?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Anyone else live somewhere that has had people joining in a WiFi naming joke?

  • United Kingdom @feddit.uk
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    Keir Starmer to announce plans for digital ID scheme

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/articles/c4g54g6vgpdo
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Everytime I use frozen spinach in a recipe

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What music do you like to fall asleep to?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Must be lvl 11 genius

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Important pricing information

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Like a me to a bean!

  • And Finally... @feddit.uk
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    Bargain Hunt expert admits terror offence after sales to 'Hezbollah financier'

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/cdj9wpk2nxjo
  • You can't park there, mate @feddit.uk
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    Tha can't park theer, cock!

  • Community Promo @lemmy.ca
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    Cooking With Fire - Feddit UK

    feddit.uk /c/cooking_with_fire@feddit.uk
  • New Communities @lemmy.world
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    Cooking With Fire - Feddit UK

    feddit.uk /c/cooking_with_fire@feddit.uk
  • [Closed] Moved to !fedigrow@lemmy.zip @lemm.ee
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    Cooking With Fire - Feddit UK

    feddit.uk /c/cooking_with_fire
  • Goth❌Industrial @lemmy.world
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    Leech Woman

  • And Finally... @feddit.uk
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    'Bonkers': Hegseth ridiculed as Enola Gay photos swept up in DEI purge over word 'gay'

    www.rawstory.com /msn/dei/
  • You can't park there, mate @feddit.uk
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    With apologies for the American commentary and a couple of obvious stunts

  • Technology @lemmy.world
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    Watch: A real-life flying car takes to the skies

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/videos/cx20nwlqe07o
  • Cooking @lemmy.world
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    Best ever burger?