Plants are the extended lungs of the planet.

Trump or Musk?

Marie Rose sauce is their kryptonite.

Probably because Troy was to the east of Greece.

Huh, you’re absolutely right. Wonder why I thought it was an Acaster thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw7Gryt-rcc

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Seasons_Total_Landscaping_press_conference

Pffft, only 0.2% of people understand surveys anyway.

James Acaster, I think?

It’s always about turning public money into private profit.

Holy bat-bling!

0.2% of surveys get some kind of 0.2% response, especially if the survey is about statistics.

What if the scandal involves Mar-a-Lago though? Do we call that Mar-a-Lago-a-Lago?

Dino McDinoface

“Fell out of window… hard.”

I do so well with reading and cooking but really let myself down with strangling small animals.

And that was when the SAS started recruiting ‘grenade returner’ jugglers.

There’s absolutely no sensible reason to even consider not doing this.

What do you mean Lemmy doesn’t have karma?

It does so too and! All you need to do to reveal it is just obsessively go through your entire post and comment history on a daily basis and add up all the upvotes you’ve ever received. Easy.

How a post on Reddit accidentally kickstarted the revival of Angus Steakhouse

Didn’t the headline writer read the article? There was nothing accidental about it.

Nature’s Rizla.