There’s a few shitposting communities

Inb4 someone says “but you are guaranteed time off”

Because you get unpaid time off and most people can’t afford that time off.

And politicians know this, too. Just another hurdle.

Anon went to a party with an acquaintance, not a friend.

I’m just heading into my 3rd month and I’ve now heard this from 4 different people, feeling like this between 4-6mo

While I haven’t experienced the “nuked from orbit” I have noticed it’s been dropping off a bit the last few weeks.

I guess I’ll just invest in a good vibrator! I don’t know if I could handle horny crying :(

This hits different since I started working weekends… :(

“guns don’t kill people. people kill people.”

Where Israel reference

To me it’s the fact they all look like children trying to feel like big boys in their dad’s too-large clothes (which is fitting (pun intended) since at least those medals are inherited, not for things they themselves have done)

I have used so many cords in my technomancer box over the years, and there are some from the 90s that still get used.

I kept all my old console cables, and wouldn’t you know it, I needed two for nostalgia purchases, one for a friend, and one that I used to fabricobble a Frankencord(s monster).

I’ll let someone throw it away over my dead body.

Regardless of how people ride, ACAB

Never apologize for wanting to accomplish a personal goal, and never apologize for asking for help.

I’m sorry I don’t have any advice for you, but I’m sure you look great with what you can do, and I’m sure you’ll get to where you like what you see! (I also thought this post would be about Linux lol)

That bandaid is FAR too clean, and it’s sticking to both sides of the crack.

Toss some shit on it, sewage water, and rip it a bit and it’ll be more accurate. And make sure blood is gushing from the crack, otherwise someone will be able to claim they actually did something.

If it weren’t true, they wouldn’t bother denying it without an army of lawyers backing their legal department up to sue the shit out of anyone and everyone for libel. (remember kids, libel is literary, slander is spoken)

If it were not true, they wouldn’t hesitate to sue because these claims are damaging whatever reputation they had.

If they don’t come out with lawsuits blazing, they at least think they won’t win a court case easily.

Republicans are mentally toddlers who think if someone else gets something, even an intangible concept, there’s less of that thing to go around. So if someone else is allowed to do literally anything that the toddler doesn’t do themselves, CLEARLY that means something is being taken away from them.

If a bike lane goes in and the toddler doesn’t like riding a bike, then that HAS to mean something is being taken from them.

When a local project was proposed to add a bike lane on one side of the road to allow safe passage of bikes, republicunts threw a goddamn tantrum, because we CAN’T take up part of the parking lots that nobody ever parks in because it’s far away from storefronts, and we CAN’T take away that thin strip of green-brown that dies every year because it’s right against the road, and it’s money the city shouldn’t be spending.

A little over a year later and they’re halfway through expanding a new lane on each side of the road, pushing into parking lots, taking away the green and trees from both sides of the road, shutting down one direction for months at a time, and costing about 15x more than the single lane expansion and blocking off would have.

Adding another lane has so far caused several accidents as people realize they need a different lane and try to force their way into a spot to turn, or they get stuck in the turn lane and try to launch their car ahead of the normal flowing traffic and sideswipe the next lane or t-bone a car trying to turn into the main road.

But hey, at least we don’t have any of those WOKE DANGEROUS DEI BIKE LANES

Yes but my point is that if it conveys meaning to the intended target, it’s irrelevant.

Plenty of sentences, out of context, have no real meaning. The example in OP is one that could have meaning in the right context, which would be understood by its recipient

Yeah, we need to ensure no more bikes hit people, they’re surviving instead of dying by 2-ton metal box!

Here’s my shitty 30 second mobile meme

The point of language is to convey meaning. Grammar is less important than what the speaker wants to tell other people.

If this sentence, in context of a larger conversation, has meaning to the people listening to it, then congratulations! Rejoice, for communication has been achieved! Whether it was grammatically correct or not is irrelevant, because the intended target understands.

Language changes over time. Nobody just decided to come up with modern English one day and it caught on, it’s a gross pot filled with words and grammar from many other languages (some more melted than others, so not really a melting pot), and mostly filtered from a language nobody speaks anymore.

So having what are essentially arbitrary rules that dictate how things must always be for that language is already pretty dumb to me.

Being able to separate “the bad ones” looked so much easier as a well-off white person in the 70s and 80s, hell even the 90s.

Can’t really distinguish them anymore.

I’d say either the punisher would recognize that police forces nowadays need completely demolished and rebuilt from the ground up, or he’s just a poser who doesn’t actually hate corruption, he just dislikes seeing upsetting news on TV.

The main street for all the businesses in a nearby city is set up so you can hit all green lights going down the road from 2pm-~6pm, however if you get caught at a SINGLE light, you’re going to hit reds all the way down.

So it’s become “oh that light is about to change better engage T U R B O M O D E and speed 20mph over the limit to beat this light and stay with the greens” which turns out very predictably at least once a month.

Last week a car rolled twice while speeding up to beat the light and clipped an ambulance coming from another street.