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Aeao

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  • ‘F*ck You!’ Canadian Podcaster Loses It Over Hockey Players Shaking Trump’s Hand Amid Threats to Seize Country as 51st State

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  • That’s very true. I’m living with a dictator who insists the economy is great because stocks are high. That’s not really how the average persons measure life.

  • ‘F*ck You!’ Canadian Podcaster Loses It Over Hockey Players Shaking Trump’s Hand Amid Threats to Seize Country as 51st State

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  • It’s the only sport I know of where the balls expire. Tennis lessons for my son was kinda expensive. Also he hated it after like three days lol

  • ‘F*ck You!’ Canadian Podcaster Loses It Over Hockey Players Shaking Trump’s Hand Amid Threats to Seize Country as 51st State

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  • I’ve got bad news we are all mostly already blue. Replicocans only win because voting is a pain is the ass by design. When democrats when they don’t even try to fix things, they just put thier hands up and say “I’m so pissed but thier nothing we can do other then complain quietly to ourselves. Thats a shame.

  • ‘F*ck You!’ Canadian Podcaster Loses It Over Hockey Players Shaking Trump’s Hand Amid Threats to Seize Country as 51st State

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  • They do have more teeth than someone from Texas… fair point.

  • ‘F*ck You!’ Canadian Podcaster Loses It Over Hockey Players Shaking Trump’s Hand Amid Threats to Seize Country as 51st State

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  • There’s also Alamo rental car. Don’t come at me with your “it’s called alamo” unless the most famous not Texan (Davey Crockette ) weighed your luggage.

    Off topic joke I worked at a leather shop in Florida but again I’m from Texas. We sold very large knives to scary bikers.

    Anyway one guy said to me “a Bowie knife make everyone think twice lol”

    Me: I don’t know man, you know who else had a Bowie knife? Jim Bowie. And he fuckin died.

  • ‘F*ck You!’ Canadian Podcaster Loses It Over Hockey Players Shaking Trump’s Hand Amid Threats to Seize Country as 51st State

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  • It makes less than zero. If I told you I was starting a new society run by people with a mole on thier face you point out that that’s a ridiculous metric

    Like the phrase “don’t judge book by its cover”

    Our society promotes “Judge them entirely by thier cover”

    It’s not only bad it’s a inefficient way to run a society.

  • ‘F*ck You!’ Canadian Podcaster Loses It Over Hockey Players Shaking Trump’s Hand Amid Threats to Seize Country as 51st State

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  • That’s wild to hear. I always thought of hockey as a sport of diplomacy. It’s heart breaking to hear the ethical hockey players are choosing a more aggressive approach to politics. The “might makes right” viewpoint.

    It you are playing hockey the goal is finding a solution not just hurting people until you win.

    Very disappointing.

    Satire.

  • ‘F*ck You!’ Canadian Podcaster Loses It Over Hockey Players Shaking Trump’s Hand Amid Threats to Seize Country as 51st State

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  • I don’t know that’s close to a blood bond and trump is mentally 9 years old. It might confuse him.

  • ‘F*ck You!’ Canadian Podcaster Loses It Over Hockey Players Shaking Trump’s Hand Amid Threats to Seize Country as 51st State

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  • I felt I had to add that because we live in the crazy timeline

    Edit: I couldn’t help but notice you didn’t mention YOUR Alamo? We had a whole ass Alamo and you didn’t.

    Satire

  • ‘F*ck You!’ Canadian Podcaster Loses It Over Hockey Players Shaking Trump’s Hand Amid Threats to Seize Country as 51st State

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  • I’m aware some territories do and some do not. This is America and we are simple minded folk. If they don’t become a state than they aren’t are people. And even if they do join they’re kinda brown… it’ll still be a thing

  • ‘F*ck You!’ Canadian Podcaster Loses It Over Hockey Players Shaking Trump’s Hand Amid Threats to Seize Country as 51st State

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  • California doesn’t fuck about. While a higher gdp than new York’s is still nothing to ignore

  • ‘F*ck You!’ Canadian Podcaster Loses It Over Hockey Players Shaking Trump’s Hand Amid Threats to Seize Country as 51st State

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  • Bro I live In Texas. I just saw this in all.

    Everything, and I mean everything, is bigger in Texas

    Except budget, taxes, healthcare, eduction, over all happiness, morals or freedom

    But we’re number one in having an Alamo.

    To be clear this is satire.

  • ‘F*ck You!’ Canadian Podcaster Loses It Over Hockey Players Shaking Trump’s Hand Amid Threats to Seize Country as 51st State

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  • I’m about to say sounds silly but I say it often.

    “He wants to make all of Canada a single state…wouldn’t you break it up into multiple states? With Canada as the 51 state be the new powerhouse? Like California? Because Canada is like a whole ass country”

    And I know that’s not the issue. The issue is that he’d threaten war at all… but imagine the entirety as Canada as one single state. Also Venezuela is the 52 state. Iran and Greenland are combined to the 53 state because fuck it its nearly 5 o’clock”

    Puerto Rico will remain not a state

  • Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst

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  • Also on a lighter note, I don’t believe in Nebraska. It’s a myth. I’ve never met a person from Nebraska and neither has anyone one else. I’ve never seen a Nebraskan license plate. Is it Nebraskan? Nebraskanight? Nebraskanought?

    Do you guys have austronoughts or something? Or is it just corn?

    The next town over from me is having a dispute over repaint the water tower that currently features someone you’ve never heard of and his (music?) career.

    Anyway I suspect Nebraska news is that all the time.

    To be clear I’ll take my stereotype card. I’m from Texas. Yes I had horses but not everyone from Texas did… yes I rode it to school for special events but it wasn’t a day to day a thing. We had a car.

    What does Nebraska have? Elephants? My god do you guy have like mammoths or something. I bet you have a good hockey team. I don’t watch sports but it sounds like a Nebraska thing “Nebraska mammoths”

    I know sports teams are normally named after a city but I can’t think of a single city in Nebraska. Nebraska city? My good is the state capital Nebraska city and it has an amazing zoo and a board walk are that’s kinda dangerous after sundown?

    Nebraska isn’t real

  • Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst

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  • I’ve got bad news for you about capitalism in general.

    Dollar tree isn’t specifically bad. In fact I recommend working there if you need a lot of experience really quickly. It’s “easy “ in that way. You’ll move up faster than you would at Walmart.

    But yeah most stores regardless of brand there is ALOT more going on than you see. Like someone dropping dead in line 10 min before you walked in. If the store manager is running the register at any store something very bad happend s/happening

  • Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst

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  • Actually the worst part of all is people died at stores. Nothing that was our fault but yeah, I saw people die and didn’t even list that as one of the “sad things” it was just a tuesday

  • Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst

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  • I totally get that and thought about it. People reading it might think differently and I wanted to warn them. Not specifically you.

    Funny story though: my ex wife lived in the same small town as me and she told me “you’re employees were talking shit about you”

    “Well yeah… I’m the boss. We all talk shit about our bosses “

    “Do you want to know what they said “

    “Nope.‘if it’s important they’ll talk me directly “

  • Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst

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  • In more ways than people realize. I’ve got so many heartbreaking stories.

    My record for most drugs found in the bathroom was six baggies of crystal. One of my jobs as GM+ was “he’s been in the bathroom for a really long time… and there’s no noise in there”

    “Alright I get the narcan from my car (we weren’t allowed to keep it in the building but sometimes you need narcan)”

    Another horrible story is the time I spent all day stomping on baby Jesus. Products have to be destroyed so not peasants can take them out of the trash. Surprisingly a lot of people didn’t want to stomp on Jesus Christmas ornaments. So I went around to all the store to stomp on Jesus for them.

  • Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst

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  • Sorry I thought it was obvious if you think about it.

    It was dollar tree. I worked the transition from family dollar-dollar tree- dollar tree plus.

    What I can say good about dollar tree is I went from part time cashier on Christmas for extra money to running stores in 6 months. I opened 7 stores, lead the stocking teams, helped out at dozens of stores and was “person you call” when you don’t know who to call. DMs called me. On the other hand i had a mental breakdown (litterly I was hospitalized for close to a month then I moved home with my mother that’s how damaging the work was under that one specific district manager) so dollar tree is a great place to move up but it’s like… Harvey Weinstein…. Yeah he can make you a star but at a cost.

    Lol sorry I have ptsd lol

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    With all this talk about Ai not being profitable why aren't we using it in video games? I dont mean replacing developers I mean in NPCs in the game. I make them more realistic.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    Being a "sleeper agent" sounds awesome. "You just want me to chill and be a normal dude... for money. Yeah put me down for 5 years, make it 10 actually.

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
    Aeao @lemmy.world

    Matrix movie lore opinion question. Did cypher try anything else before betraying the group? Would neo and the others have tried to help him if he asked?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    I have a shamefully dark question for firefighters. I'm sorry but I'm just too curious to not ask... It's about the smell and how that affects life.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    Aeao @lemmy.world

    Is there a conversational AI chat bot that isn't... So horny? Preferably free, but I'll pay a little bit of it's good.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    Aeao @lemmy.world

    How do I... Do court? I didn't realize my license was expired and got pulled over. Now I have court tomorrow.