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  • I understand your dismay. Believe me I’m not saying the behavior is right. I’m just describing what is.

    You nailed it. They will no call no show to appointments to try out wedding cake samples. Giving blood isn’t even fun. They only made the appointment because they didn’t want to look selfish for the blood drive people.

  • I wish that wouldn’t happen… does it really seem wild though? People skip all kinds of appointments without calling.

  • “Have you considered cocaine?”

  • You ever see the futurama episode what that slug was forced to party all the time.

    It’s like that

  • So do you . The extremely long post about how utubes ads work was aamazing. I read the whole thing. Amazing. Perfect length

    So far you’re you’re my favorite person on lemmy.

    I mean 4 paragraphs or more on how ads work. That’s totally something I’d do

  • Oh I see the button now thank you

  • Why would you send me a video for hotels dot com?

  • Someone’s butthurt jeez

  • I’m just imagining a kids show “this goat is climbing the cliff for salt. Oh no he fell. And he’s now impaled on that dead tree. That’s a a (I don’t know trees) trees! They are native to the region! Did you hear that squish? Let’s investigate. Oh it was these worming things falling! Those are what we call intestines and they help you eat yummy food! Now it calling for its brother and sisters with its last gurgling breath. Don’t you remember a time when you wanted to play with your siblings but they were too busy? Comment below! Now Mr. Vulture is coming to say hello! And he loves eyes! Not like the letter silly! It’s what you see from! Vultures love eyes!”

    Edit sorry I couldn’t help myself: this one is acting strange… let’s take a look! Oh its brain is full of these silly bent proteins. Look at the holes where they like to live! It’s called a prion disease! Can we all say spongiform encephalopathy?! Sound it out, you can do it!

  • It’s just Mr. Now.

  • I don’t normal smell my child but I call for them and find them. in groups of thousands thou? I took me hours to find my daughter to pick her up from comic con.

  • War machine springs to life

  • I heard a story from Japan where an American business man was sarcastic and the meeting got quiet. He was like “it’s a joke because-“

    “We got it. We just thought it was inappropriate “

  • There’s a song about that!

  • “This is America! I’ll call it whatever I want!”

    I use America a lot

  • There was a time back in the day it was useful.

  • Don’t tell me how to eat my food. Im not making demands of you.

  • Reality is always far stupider than you could joke about

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    With all this talk about Ai not being profitable why aren't we using it in video games? I dont mean replacing developers I mean in NPCs in the game. I make them more realistic.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Being a "sleeper agent" sounds awesome. "You just want me to chill and be a normal dude... for money. Yeah put me down for 5 years, make it 10 actually.

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Matrix movie lore opinion question. Did cypher try anything else before betraying the group? Would neo and the others have tried to help him if he asked?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    I have a shamefully dark question for firefighters. I'm sorry but I'm just too curious to not ask... It's about the smell and how that affects life.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Is there a conversational AI chat bot that isn't... So horny? Preferably free, but I'll pay a little bit of it's good.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    How do I... Do court? I didn't realize my license was expired and got pulled over. Now I have court tomorrow.