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  • Damn, Nvidia could buy 3.

  • Me too bud, me too.

  • That's just shy Quaelag.

  • Happy 185LB Khajiit noises!

  • Shouldn't McSlave be on top?

  • So what? It's just super smash Brothers?

  • It's bash, bash is easy now if you want to impress me make it compile into power shell.

  • That's great and all but I can't eat flowers, my nana broke her back from the extra work you caused and my wife is deathly allergic to flowers, if you were only good at your one job we could have saved my entire family, go sit in the scrap heap and think about what you've done.

  • Huh, I should call her back... The receptionist that is.

  • Back stories are bad, you are not who you think you are going in, you are the meme about having to magic away your butt crack to prevent getting caught while sneaking cut cheese.

  • What could they have possibly said in a series of dick jokes?

  • Unfortunately I promised the wife Flake tonight.

  • Lesson learned.

  • That sounds impressive but some Grand Masters can memorize Shrek 1-4 and Puss in Boots, the World Champion has even memorized The last wish.

  • That's the problem with chess, you are correct it is supposed to be a game and it can still be fun with two novice players but once you get to a certain level it becomes a game of memorization, and everyone has to memorize certain movies to keep up after you memorize as many moves as anyone else it becomes a game again because you finally get to invent new moves no one has tried before but at that point only a handful of people on earth are even a challenge to you.

  • I have this one specific program I have to use that I am not about to tell you what it is but if you get your security question wrong you can't log in ... But you can change the security question right underneath... Kn fine at least I have to have my password to change my security question right? Yup it's a good thing I can press the eye to see my password, ok but you still have to have your password to get into your account right? Well not exactly if you forget your password you can call a recovery number and convince them you are you and they can let you in ... Fine but at least you have to give them something right? Right? No, they ask you your previous address and phone number .... All public information.

  • Me_irl

    Jump
  • Accused!

    Hu, uhh you mean acquitted?

    Whatever I haven't had my coffee.

    ... So I'm acquitted?

    Yup your indicted.

    Acquitted!

    Bailiff, do whatever I said.

  • Leg snake's?

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    5 years later during the height of Covid-29:

  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world

    Yo, fire fox what the fuck?

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world

    I work in IT

  • Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

    Damn StarWars Fans!

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world

    I AM ROOT

  • memes @lemmy.world

    What about the women?

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    I counted.