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  • I think I know what your dog wants for Christmas.

  • My wish is to have a broken finger.

  • I'm enough of a man to eat straight out of the Can at any time of the day but please don't make me eat spam.

  • that's like a wildly held believe, people believe the fruit in the Bible was Sex and eat is a metaphor like indulge or you shouldn't indulge in the fruits of the flesh.

  • Not when talking about your own grandma you can't.

  • K...

  • Takes drag, but like duuuude, what if the world isn't ruled by a small group of elite pedos?

  • True.

  • Oh, we're going the same place? Can I hitch a ride?

  • Damn, police get a warrant for the price of a beer these days.

  • Come on now, some of the best most sketchy things I've ever downloaded was from a Google drive, it's like a claw machine with an Xbox sitting in the back 9/10 times you get nothing 1/10 you get an Xbox box full of rocks 1/11 times you get an Xbox and realize no body wants Xbox anymore but on that 1/12th time you get the most epic thing the world has ever saw, that's just good math.

  • That is true but she is not Frankenstein's monster Frankenstein Jr she is Frankenstein the monster father of Frankenstein.

  • Frankenstein although you wouldn't be Frankensteins monster in this case you would just be Frankenstein who is a monster so you would be Frankenstein monster just not Frankensteins monster, all clear?

  • You know what happens when you say no.

  • Oh, You've been a bad black Smith your sword is kinky let's see if we can't straighten that out.

    For the love of God I will temper this sword in your blood.

  • Isn't a fact about the extinction of dinosaurs an Anti-Dinosaur Fact? Bunch of dino haters if you ask me I ain't buying your pajamas.

  • I personally also have a backside but that cool.

  • But we're already starting to reach Ethernet Caps couldn't we just say networking < 1gbps so we don't end up with a bunch of phone Jacks nobody wants?

  • Ethernet is good Internet to you because the alternative is WiFi.

    Ethernet is bad Internet to me because the alternative is DWDM 800G per wavelength

    We're all the same.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Klingons...

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    5 years later during the height of Covid-29:

  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world

    Yo, fire fox what the fuck?

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world

    I work in IT

  • Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

    Damn StarWars Fans!

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world

    I AM ROOT

  • memes @lemmy.world

    What about the women?

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    I counted.