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  • Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.socialOP
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    This shitpost was generated using AI Lemmy:

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      Well, at least you’re calling it out. Neither up nor down for me then.

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      AI slop is the proper way of honoring this fuckstick.

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        deleted by creator

      • JandroDelSol@lemmy.world
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        burning down a tree isn’t the way to go

        • jumping redditor [they/them]@sh.itjust.works
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          biofuel is rarely used for powering datacenters

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      Literally me right now.

    • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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      You got 10 fingers. Hit em both

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      Explains why the face is too big. A human would have portrayed it more accurately.

    • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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      anyone would have made the face smaller. would have been better

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    He died as he lived, dismissing gun violence and lying about trans people. 😔

    • 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works
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      My dumb brain interpreted “lying about” in the sense of “with” or “around” and I was momentarily confused by the thought of CK lying with his head resting on a trans person’s chest. I need to get off the internet.

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        He probably did. You know all the republicans hate most what they can’t accept about themselves. Grindr servers crashed in AZ leading up to his memorial.

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      Sometimes, just sometimes - extremely rarely, ALMOST never - certain gun deaths are indeed ”worth it” as Charlie Kirk said

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        I don’t know if I’d classify any gun death as “worth it” in the manner of necessary to secure the “right” to bear arms. “Welcome” on the other hand…

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          Well said good sir / m’am / other

          I was thinking of Bill Burr’s ”sometimes systemic racism just works” bit about Kanye West when I wrote my comment

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    My girlfriend had a heavy flow period yesterday. That much blood hasn’t gushed from a pussy since Charlie kirk was shot

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
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      Yeah but I’m not shoving my face in Charlie’s neck.

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        Why not? Get the right mouthpiece and play him like a tuba

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        deleted by creator

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      wow

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    Face too big

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      Will nobody mention the wrong placement of the checks notes stigmata?

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        Oh dear…where is the respect?

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          I left it in my pockets and it shrunk in the wash

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      Also feels weird that they don’t have him in a T-shirt.

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      It looks like John Candy and Dave Thomas had a baby.

      • WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social
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        Hey, John Candy was a really nice guy.

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          Agreed! I heard there’s a new documentary about him, but I don’t know when it’s supposed to come out.

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          so is Dave Thomas

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            I’ll be honest, I don’t know him.

            Edit; I’ve heard of Wendy’s.

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      Also doesn’t look anything like him.

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    smile needs more gums

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      He’s like 80 percent gum

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        Fair but it’s rapidly decreasing

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        Also 2-3 % lead now.

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      We need to implement stronger gum control

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      It also needs a conical upper jaw, such that the axis of each tooth is pointed at the center of his chin rather than straight down.

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      Bro iswas a Meatcanyon caricature

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        That is so accurate it hurts!

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    How disrespectful!

    The hole was on the sides, not the front.

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      How about all of the right sides & front?

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      Side*

      How did you manage to get that wrong?

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      What I cannot get about this arguement is that it’s entirely circular.

      We cannot implement gun law because implementing gun law would violate the existing law. Yeah, that’s called changing the law. Republicans do it all the time. Often to someone’s detriment.

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    Face is too proportionate to the head.

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    The spout should be off to the right. Otherwise, it’s a great monument to a ventilated meat stick.

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    Face is too large

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      double chin is too small as well.

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    My costume this year:

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    I said it before and I will say it again here: that face is too big!

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    The smile isn’t creepy enough.

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    Finally a good use of ai

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    I would like to piss on his face but I’m afraid people wanna drink water from a fountain 😢

    And lovely as my piss is, I dont think people who aren’t expecting piss would enjoy it.

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      Eh, only people who want anything to do with the water are his fans. Everyone else is gonna piss in it.

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