I’d rather risk shake and bake meth than something from the bullshit machines.

I just noticed he’s always had long hair. I know he beat his first wife after going to the hair transplant place she recommended. I wonder if he’s been balding/thinning since he was 20.

BEHOLD… my stuff.

I like that it went from having kyiv surrounded and America offering to get Zelenskyy out of there in '22 to Ukraine going this is a Eurasian war now in '26. Is the russian kill count 1.5 million yet?

I saved my porn images, which i curated over many disconnects thanks to incoming phone calls, deeply nested within some program folder. No one was gonna accidentally stumble on my great stash.

We can take his money, is what we can do.

I mean, you’re gonna be dope as hell!

I’m human btw.

My Mexican food place has a “drive thru”. They pulled the window out and replaced it with a smaller window installed sideways. It has a door bell to let them know you’re there. If you’re placing your order at the window, you get handed a business card and told to order ahead next time to get your food quicker, and to drive to the front.

Did they fire all senior developers and give access to interns AI Prompt Researchers to push updates?

I haven’t followed in detail, but wasn’t America escorting ships near the Oman side? Basically telling shipping vessels to hug the wall and the navy would intercept any incoming attacks?

I leave for work early to beat traffic and have 15 to 20 minutes to myself. I park on the far side to get my steps in. Doing this, I’m assured to not be disturbed while I have mini breakdowns and ugly cry. :D

I wanna say it was a dynamics robot that was awkwardly jogging because of an unbalanced load. Stopped. Got on all 4 and ran off WAY faster (50-60kph) up a rocky hill.they basically said going bipedal was really just to comfort the people around it.

I wonder if they got him set up for those calf compression wraps they use in hospitals to help with circulation.

What Does a Leg Compression Machine Do?

Leg compression machines—called intermittent pneumatic compression (IPC) machines in the medical community—are sleeves or cuffs with air chambers that are worn around the legs and, occasionally, the feet. At certain intervals, air pumps through connector tubes and inflates the sleeves, squeezing your legs similar to the way a blood pressure cuff works on your upper arm. This squeezing motion forces blood through the veins all the way to the heart. When the sleeve deflates, blood flows back to the legs. These devices help blood move more efficiently through the veins. They also can help the body release substances that prevent blood clots.

Ain’t gonna be a battle, its gonna be an occupation and he’s gonna get stabbed following a 14 year old down an alley

Needs one of those team lift sticker but for pushing

You always think you have a pretty good idea of what the top looks like. Then you see real pros in action and it wasn’t even close.

Historians always thought “You motherfuckers are gonna fuck it up.” was praise to future generations sharing his… proclivities. How wrong we were.

At first i laughed cause it reminded me of the simpsons where Krusty shocks Homer.

Then I got sad cause it will probably be accurate.