That’s me. I know what shortcuts are too well and didn’t get that the joke was the OP didn’t.

As good as the potograph in a jpeg!

Close!

And yet it also seems highly apropos. Goya was paid handsomely to paint the out-of-touch elites of the Spanish royal court, yet he used his private sketchbooks and prints to expose their greed, ignorance, and vanity. This seems like a modern take on that sort of thing.

That means he would.

Elf with a Pearl Earring

“If I had to do it all over again, I would.”

It’s not just famous, it’s INfamous!

Some people are hard to understand even for native speakers!

So you can just never watch something in another language with subtitles and be able to see what’s going on? That sucks!

Yeah, my brain short-circuited trying to envision a guy saying “crikey” in a Scottish accent. Something like “craykey”, I guess.

Next to a castle that looked like Inverness since it reminded it of home.