Volkswagen is a better Nazi car anyway.

Deck PCs combine the worst of both worlds, they are too cumbersome to be a proper handheld, and too underpowered to compete with desktop PCs.

A lot of Dick worshiping from US politicians right now

Sometimes it happens when you’re a bit on the larger side and the girl has a shallow vagina shrugs

Try having multiple expensive, time consuming hobbies. Gazes at unfinished minis and drawer filled with whips and sex toys

Giving the internet to Brasilians was a mistake

“Powerful” “Polarizing”

The man is dead, there is no need to suck his dick anymore. It’s cold and limp now, much like the rest of him.

Personalised my foot. When I browsed youtube logged into my google account all I got was generic TV ads for womens hair care products. I am a bald male.

Top day is bottom day as well

Lol, this is how I find out. Rot in hell you warmongering piece of shit, save a spot for Dubya when he croaks.

The second saves water at the expense of your dignity.

It’s never too late to walk away from things that suck. Crappy relationships, shitty jobs, bad books, you have the power of choice.

They’re the opposite of people who post “nvm fixed” on their help requests.

I’ve given up on Consider Phelbeas after the starving cannibals bit, which was completely unnecessary and gross as hell.

You can subscribe to YT channels on NewPipe, not to mention you have bookmarks and RSS feeds.

It’s pronounced “walking spoiler warning”.

Just get a purse, you can then also store some other things as well.

I can interact with actual people and not get swarmed with ads and botted traffic.

God, the “PC master race” hype is just pathetic now. Spend your life savings so you can play a 10 year old console port that runs like dogshit.

At least you have Steam sales so you can buy games that you won’t play.

We’re not going to liberate you. You brought this upon yourselves.