“Pick a number, any number.”

“Four!”

“It’s between one and three, not including one or three.”

“M!”

“Yes, the number I was thinking of was the letter M.”

Oh shit, it’s me, I’m bitches.

Until some bastard up on Denali shot a football through it, just so humanity would feel loss for the first time in 15,000 years.

They grieved over a bulb cause they hadn’t lost anything else.

MOTHERFUCKER, YOU ARE A GIRL GODDAMN IT

Absolutely. It is a very short JRPG that wastes no time and has no filler. I finish it about monthly.

The only discernible flaw is that one dialog box is missing a closing quotation mark.

Nothing, his hands were fine, he was just horsin’ around.

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Racism and transphobia?

:/

No no, keep cooking.

Tell me more about jail for Elon Musk.

Trans and disabled, so that limits my options a bit.

I think I’d just go back to 2011 and just vibe.

I wish I could use both hands, remember faces, and walk without a cane.

Of course, there is always someone who says they wish they could have both hands, be able to remember anything, and walk at all.

And there are people who have no limb who wish they could have one, and would long for any mobility at all.

I’m grateful for what I got, but in a true human sense, I want more.

Eh, fair.

But English is hard enough without that kind of dickery.

Lovely, that you paint me as “offended by these letters.”

You don’t know me.

Go back to your fucking ð.

80% of your comment history is bent on those letters. Is that all you want to be known for?

(Also WF backed Harris/Walz, they’re not dumb enough to try to tamper with the big race.)

Working Families is actually stronger than the democrats out here. I vote WF everywhere their name pops up. They got governors in out here in Oregon.

Hang on. This ain’t a real Kelly, there’s no crying Statue of Liberty.

Let’s go with A Monster’s Expedition Through Puzzling Exhibitions!

Humanity has died through hubris and climate change, and Human Englandland is all flooded. Now it’s the age of monsters! And one monster is touring the now-outdoors old Human Englandland museum, which is an archipelago cause flooding and such. All the bridges washed out, but there’s convenient trees! Let’s go see the museum.

Pushing logs from trees into adjacent water is the point of the game, but it has some of the simplest yet best mechanics about it that I’ve seen in a long time.