he baitin’

“RIP me”

“WAAAAAAAAAAACK!”

“a PowerPoint”

… do I want to get laid that badly 🤔

“If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll look young forever.”

That makes a lot of sense.

Will–will the catgirl disappear if not picked? 🥺

Well look-y what I found in the biofilters!

I admire their dedication! They even beat the LCD version, and I didn’t know that was possible.

“By this time, your lungs are probably aching for air!”

You might hear that today, if the dick is old enough.

NGL, the idea of running a Bethesda game without unofficial patches/bugfix mods worries me.

“We can’t hire!”

“WHY CAN’T WE HIRE!?”

The utopian future is a lie 😑

If you want to put pineapple juice on a pizza, that’s fine. But get those gooshy, bug-like chunks the hell away from me 🤢

I’d let her go, of course! Gondor has need of her!

Ok, you’ve hacked me.

I hope you’re ready for what you’re about to see.

I wonder if Borg drones go through a rebellious phase? 🤔

… I guess not.

proper goffick, innit?