s’ok… I’ll just dream instead…

Just a little enby shitposter (18+ tho). He/him today, but whatev, I’m fluid. (Original profile image by Hello Cdd20 from Pixabay, edited by me. Banner: Promo art for the game Ikaruga, by Treasure.)
s’ok… I’ll just dream instead…

All I knew about Ecce Homo was the title, and went away disappointed.


Get lapped, slowpoke! 🏎️


Couldn’t be me, when I travel I need at least a day at the hotel pool before I can even think about doing anything.
Is was fore-tolled.
So… gynecologists deliver now?


“Ooo, I can’t believe I’m going to pay $100 for GTA 6 after all this shit!”
- A Gamer
She doesn’t want the vanilla.


If my friend needed 2k like, tonight, I’m assuming it’s ransom and that we’re mobbing out.
It’s the less popular sequel.


See, I knew this would happen! Have you ever read the illustrated version of Das Kapital?

This is why I never take time off from work.
Don’t wendigo eat people, that sounds pretty hot!
Sorry guys, I just don’t like movies very much 🤷🏻♂️.
Jokes on you! I pretend to understand your films to get close enough to artsy girls to borrow their clothes!
63 year old neighbor is taking the bar exam because he has a list of pharma companies he plans to sue
He’s like an alternate universe version of John Kramer, only the movies based on him would be called “Law”.
Some of us choose to work, however…

“OMG, did he eat your ass?”
“… sort of?”
I… I don’t know 😮