“Could you bulls-eye womp-rats from my T16 back home?”

If Zion lets me sleep in, then unplug me from the jelly-pod.

Can confirm (at least for some)! My aunts still carry a torch for these bros:

Source: https://www.exocomics.com/432/

I drink the cheapest drip coffee they sell at the supermarket and therefore am below untouchable.

Although they’ve been throwing “Cultural Marxism” around lately. But they’ve made it easier to digest by simply not defining it.

*shits* (complementary)

“Aw, now the dam is crying… evacuate the town!”

This is just how I write man, especially when responding to tantrum-throwing children who have no reading comprehension. And since your comment focuses entirely on my style without addressing my argument, I’m just going to assume that you are completely unable to understand or counter it.

“You fool of a Took Tink!”

I often used to have intrusive violent or sexual thoughts about strangers I’d see out in the world. They were unwanted and I found them horrifying, and of course would never do anything like that to anyone. Medication eventually helped.

No witnesses

So um… who are you talking to, ma’am?

And if I climb into your lap you are NOT allowed to move. 🐱

So this is NOT Beastars.

Excuse me, I just need to go get a burger and leave a big tip right quick.

Stay strong and remember: every boat has its dock! 💦

I should spy on my child’s phone for their own safety!

Or should I? 🤔

There’s a list in my head of restaurants I’ll never go back to, but the reasons why have been lost to time memory dysfunction.

“Now let’s get that uniform off, shall we? I can see I’ve got some work to do.”