It’s the best way to sit down if you’re tall. If I tried something like that it’d end up looking like a Tim Robinson skit.

“All right babe, I know you’ve dumped me a couple of years ago, but I’m willing to give you one more chance.”

Being a rat in some jeans is still pretty sweet.

Yeah, the blocking seems pretty indiscriminate. Even I’m blocked, and I’m the sweetest, most innocent little dope-smoking bunny on the Fediverse!

You banned another guy’s wife?!

Okay, but what if they were all ahegao stickers?

What a silly question. Nobody likes Democrats.

Quick, someone see if they can find Richard Dawkins’ chat logs with “Claudia”.

all the truth tellers

You flatter me! Personally, I’d describe myself more as a slutty shitposter with a bad sense of humor, but truth teller has a certain ring to it 🥰 .

When you join your local Friends of the Library chapter, make sure you upgrade to the Friends with Benefits tier.

“Don’t you know the Dewey Decimal system?”

'TYPICAL VALUES'
'ASS OLD'

He’s a great comic book character, but a lousy role model for “they’ll beg me to save them, and I’ll whisper ‘no’” narcissists, unfortunately.

“Lt. Cmdr Data, his brain open!”

(Tesseract Guy, self-portrait c.2026)

That’s how I want to go.

I like a bit of licentiousness in my fiction, but I hate it when it feels I’m being slopped like a hog by some cynical producer. “We know what you want, you pigs, so here’s some skin for ya’.”

I’ve been told to cut back on imagining that.

Sometimes you just don’t want an amazing donut. There’s a “gourmet” donut place in my town that’s got bacon-bit topped donuts, cronuts, and all kinds of fancy shit, but all I want is a chocolate bar and a cup of burnt coffee to dip it in.