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dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

You shouldn't burn babies with these lighters. Shame.

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You shouldn't burn babies with these lighters. Shame.

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    They totally expect you to burn babies with it, they just have to put that there for legal liability reasons.

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      The least they could do is tell me which lighters it is okay to burn babies with

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      I mean technically you’re not supposed to put qtips in your ears either, but…

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    Do not use the flame from this to make the temp of the sun exceed 50°

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    Ah, I think it means to keep it away from children 😅 but you also shouldn’t burn babies with them either.

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    I’m reading this that the label is saying that babies are extremely flammable and that the lighter should not be used around them lest the babies burst into flames, and those burning babies could become a hazard to the lighter user.

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    I see that and say “nought to three” in Ashens voice every time.

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    It would be an inefficient use of fuel. Use the lighter to create a bonfire to roast the baby

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    when you can’t burn the baby with the lighter

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    That’s it? You’re not going to like recommend a better alternative?

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    Nice foot

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    Don’t burn candles with a sad face. Nothing about people or candles without faces, though.

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    don’t burn the sun with it either apparently

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