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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • John Bruzzolini@aussie.zone
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    I mean it’s one car, Alec. What could it cost? Ten dollars?

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    So being rich is a fairly new thing to you? What are you gonna do when you get used to it?

  • Rhonda Sandtits@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Holds up wrist sporting a Casio F-91W “Al-Qaida”

    Big deal… This watch also costs more than my car.

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    A new London bus costs around £300k, so whilst is plausible that the watch cost more than my ‘car’, it’s a pretty stupid way of spending that amount of money…

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    My car was a present, any watch costs more than my car

  • sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Do have some other investmentadvice I shouldn’t heed?

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    Do you say shit like that because nobody can tell the difference between your watch and a cheap one?

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    Does your watch get good milage?

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    “Does it keep better time than my 15 dollar digital Casio? Is it sturdier? Will it last longer? Is it more comfortable? No? So you spent a ridiculous amount of money to buy a less functional watch made out of precious essential materials just to try to impress people like me?”

    Honestly though, if you want to piss watch people off, just say “Oh, it looks just like a regular watch, thanks for pointing it out”.

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      “Oh, I thought you bought a cheap knockoff like anyone who can handle money. Looks just like one.”

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    Great! Does it help you with not shooting people as well?

    • Ledericas@lemm.ee
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      hes just have a itchy trigger finger.

  • Valmond@lemmy.world
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    -“What time is it?”

  • Boppel@feddit.org
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    You spend this much money for a watch that can’t even turn a deer into roadkill? Your loss.

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    “Oh, you could only afford one watch?”

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    “Good for you. Have a cookie. My $20 Casio tells the time just as well.”

    • CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world
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      Probably more accurate. It wasn’t called the Quartz Apocalypse for nothing.

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    “Okay?”

    I am not a friend of clever comebacks. People who point these things out are pathetic and people who get triggered by that only slightly less so.

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