Outside of a few essentially third world countries that I could save up a few grand and bribe my way into, there really aren’t any countries that are too keen on accepting Usians for citizenship. You might have better luck if you have a doctorate and speak the local language fluently.

I had a buddy that expatriated to South Korea years ago to teach English, but I think last time I checked in he was still juggling work visas and had no real chance of being a citizen.

I could be wrong though, I haven’t checked in on him in a while.

I found Kyle “The Yellow Dart” Smith, everyone!

Ia! The black goat of the woods with a thousand young! Ia!

I once worked with a Kaylee, but she pronounced it Kali, like Cali-fornia, or Kali-mah…

Took me a month to get that sorted in my head.

Kommie-dagh

I was briefly married to a Georgia, but the family wasn’t Southern. The fathers name was George and that is also what he named his first son, so his first daughter was Georgia.

Never have understood the phenomenon of fathers passing down their name, you’ve already cursed your child with the family name, why make things harder on the poor whelp?

Hell yeah, thanks!

To the library!

Broadly commenting on government grants and funding to ‘moochers’, and being anti public aid of any sort. I lost him back in the 90s , so I can’t remember his exact arguments.

Thank you, this is exactly the stuff I’m looking for.

That thing you like doing that makes you feel better? Stop it.

Instead do this thing that is tedious/boring that you never look forward to.

Eventually you will fool yourself into enjoying this boring/tedious task and trick your brain into releasing dopamine when you perform it.

This has the makings of a great Gwar song.

Don’t have a cow, man

My mother had a doctor that refused to move forward with knee surgery because she was so depressed and refused to do therapy because it hurt her knee so much to move around.

I guess I understand, why go through the trouble of surgery if she’s just going to be a bummer couch potato afterwards and never change her ways?

But at least she’d be a bummer couch potato whose knee didn’t threaten to give out on her whenever she tried to do laundry in the basement.

If I take my car in for new brake pads, don’t refuse me service because the transmission is on its way out.

Slappers only!

To slowly disperse neurotoxin when you chew on them.

Ah, I’d forgotten that Vine was independent at first. Thanks for the correction.

They had one years ago called Vine.

I remember that being an ok way spend a smoke break, I couldn’t imagine living on it the way people use shorts/Tik Tok. The algorithm must be way more intense now.

I’m guessing the first thing she buys is a truck-boat-truck, so skim 100k of the top of that figure.

Now I want to expatriate for the sole purpose of swapping welcome to and you are leaving signs outside of small towns in Europe.

My interpretation:

1: Purposefully drive over all yellow squares. (But only if you are piloting a tricycle)

2: No more 30 kph limit, fly, you fool!

Y’all have some weird driving laws.