They just traced over the map of Woodfield Mall in Schaumburg, Illinois.

Ooh, or a really gnarly exploitation film about the hours of horrible treatment Leia goes through when she is captured and leads up to a final scene where she gets to strangle her abuser.

When Jabba around breathing, so does the film.

I’m thinking along the lines of ‘Rosenkrantz and Gildenstern are Dead’ where we see only the action, or lack thereof from the point of view of minor supporting characters.

Picture a film that is two hours of R2 and C3P0 wandering the deserts of tattooine before being captured, then the film ends before any action happens.

If I don’t get a Star Wars side project that is actually ‘written’ from the point of view of a lovable but flawed Astro mech/ communication droid duo, I’ll do it myself, by jingo!

: realizes that this has probably happened dozens of times in both mass market paperback and slash fiction, but I’m just too scared of what I’ll unearth if I look it up:

‘An assassin from the cilantro haters guild creeps up’

Believe it or not? Straight in the trash.

Unexpected Homestarrunner.

I think must of us are missing the fact that the second to last panel his ‘smile’ is a grimace because he has severed the afflicted hand.

I’ll let you discuss what is meant by this.

This calls for 50 milliliters of Victory Gin!

My chicory plantation will finally turn a profit! Wait till Dandelion Dan hears about this!

The outrage should clearly be THAT SHE ISN’T USING A COASTER IT A TRAY AND THAT CHILD COULD EASILY KNOCK OVER THE WINE

‘Heaven is a place in Earth’ was, in fact, released in 1987 by Belinda Carlisle.

Fueled by cheap Big Mac’s, no doubt, though the song neglects to mention them.

Late 90s Chicago, I don’t recall this happening much, but I did have a social studies teacher in 7th grade that let kids take their lunch period in her classroom and the AV cart would usually be tuned in to the Maury Provich show.

I watched a VHS dupe my father had made of this so many times. I don’t think I’ve ever seen the proper cover art of it.

‘See you later, navigator!’

https://g.co/kgs/uNhJedM Toxic Love

If someone dislikes you enough to divorce you, you should think twice before putting a baby in them.

You also have no ownership of said baby as it is still a part of the mother until it screams its way out of the vagina.

Upgrade your Jitterbug, mate. Looks fine from here.

Everyone that voted for Cheeto Christ has willingly put their teeth to the curb, so SUKBRICK isn’t far off.

I love that in Fallout one of the crafting materials you get from breaking down cigarettes is asbestos. Its not true of course, at least I don’t think so…

How have I never known this‽

Settle down child, and let me tell you the tale of Ron Burgundy…