It’s my oven and I’ll put my head in it if I want to

Hell of a typo, but fair enough.

there’s nothing inherently wrong with fascism

Can I ask what your definition of “fascism” is?

I can’t get over the way that they cheered for that filibuster as if it accomplished anything

Apparently there’s nothing special about 8 buffalos; any sentence that consists solely of the word buffalo repeated is grammatically correct. Also as an idiot on this subject I can confidently tell you that as long as you throw some lowercase buffalos in there nobody is going to notice.

“real life?” Sounds fake

I feel like I just read an SCP document

I sent in my application but I think it got bounced by an llm. I had heinous crimes and a show of force, even a few murders. But no! I get an email back about “hiring from within.” Like what, do they promote their mooks to the executive level?

Wait, they promote their mooks to the executive level? Fuckin… Goodcorp doesn’t do that. And they’re good. It’s in their name. That’s, like, crazier than… Something that’s crazy.

Hot take: all artifacts should be located in the most geopolitically stable area possible

Hotter take: un peacekeepers should protect world heritage sites with weapons-free orders

I miss Antergos. I know Arch is still there. I know Manjaro exists. I miss Antergos.

He wears toe shoes

Based on my understanding of the state of the ground in cities, that is absolutely disgusting.

No, but you do have to make enough to convince the bank to loan you the money to buy it. Houses in major cities cost WAY more than $170k.

What is a tree?

If strawberries do not have nipples, then where does strawberry milk come from?

Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!

That’s certainly a possibility, but it doesn’t seem like the most likely explanation to me.

If the child stayed in the native community wouldn’t that imply that they would likely grow up to have a child with someone else in that community? And that their descendants would be more than half a percent native genetically?

duh doy

I dunno. It rains in Portland too but every time I’m there I see loads of people on bikes.