I was standing in the - potentially very locally constrained - pouring rain by your window for HOURS with a snack bowl over my head, screaming your name! Assuming your name is Stella.
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FUUUUUCK IT WAS SEVEN MINUTES AGO I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M ACTUALLY USUALLY AWAKE AT THIS TIME AND STILL MISSED IT GODDAMMIT
Randelung@lemmy.worldto
Europe@feddit.org•Switzerland is paying $11 million to stop using Outlook and TeamsEnglish
3·2 days agoI’d love for them to give some of the saved licensing money to the FOSS projects. After all they’re now relying on them.
Randelung@lemmy.worldto
Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Spiderman, the guy who was the size of a spider 🤏
2·3 days agoI mean the premise is that he’s spider sized, but spiders come in pretty big sizes. The rest doesn’t have to scale with him.
Randelung@lemmy.worldto
Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Spiderman, the guy who was the size of a spider 🤏
1·3 days agoWhy not giant tarantula sized?
Taking the check that’s going to bounce to buy a phone that costs as much as a car. Use fake money to buy fake value.
All is forgiven. Jury nullification if necessary.
Ah yes, Sly 2 demo on Ratchet and Clank 3.
Randelung@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump, hoping to salvage midterms, makes dubious pledge to give every US adult $5,000 if GOP wins
2·6 days agoIsn’t that the same kind of manipulation they’re accusing Musk of currently? He literally wants to buy the elections.
The thing is, if Bezos wants the deliveries to take longer, they will. And he can easily lie about it and tell people it’s not his fault.
Gut, dass du auch nichts Konkretes schreibst, sonst könnte man ja versehentlich was darüber erfahren.
People have told me and my friend to be silent twice before when we were talking in a respectful quiet tone, not even addressing anyone else.
It seems the rest of the world has decided that saunas need to be quiet, when the actual Finnish thing is a social event. You have a beer, sometimes a sausage on the oven. I don’t know what the point of a stfu wellness sauna in a gym is.
Randelung@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•The trick to lowering gas prices is driving less, US energy secretary saysEnglish
5·7 days agoYeah you stupid pay pigs, don’t you know economics!? Supply and demand! Just stop demanding the resource we spent decades making indispensable and kept artificially scarce!
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Fuck AI@lemmy.world•OpenAI stole research out from under mathematicians' noses and now suddenly all the STEM bros are very hot and bothered
7·7 days agoI thought it was funny. Something something doctors and their egos, but in an innocent way. :D
Randelung@lemmy.worldto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•OpenAI stole research out from under mathematicians' noses and now suddenly all the STEM bros are very hot and bothered
6·7 days agoM is math. STEM bros used to be called nerds, but that’s a reclaimed positive term now I guess?
They died from the shock. 😔









Take note, Switzerland. Neutrality is a cop out.