5ibelius9insterberg

@ 5ibelius9insterberg @feddit.org

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5ibelius9insterberg @feddit.org 12h ago

I don’t think it’s the woman’s ego that got hurt here….

1d ago

ich🔵🦈🔨iel

5ibelius9insterberg @feddit.org 1d ago

Du meinst wohl, du bist 'n richtiger Fuchs wa? Nur weil du hier in dem Schuppen mal ein Riff gespielt hast, brauchst du hier nicht den Riesen zu mimen. Ich weiß jedenfalls, dass ich wenn ihr hier weiter so rumtigert ganz schnell die Bullen rufe. Da lasst ihr mir überhaupt keine Wal.

2d ago

Ich🐮🍆💦iel

5ibelius9insterberg @feddit.org 2d ago

Ich hab da nicht direkt Erfahrung mit, würde aber vermuten, dass das Zeug zu viskos zum Gurgeln ist.

Edit: Hier ein passender Song von Herrchens Frauchen

5d ago

How do you intake caffeine and how much?

5ibelius9insterberg @feddit.org 5d ago

There were signs….

6d ago

A Photo taken of Dr. Bill Releford, owner of Bloom Ranch, the largest African American owned farm in California

5ibelius9insterberg @feddit.org 6d ago

He wears his pants better than other people wear suits.

6d ago

What are some good stories about anti-heroes?

5ibelius9insterberg @feddit.org 6d ago

Elric of Melnibone. Pretty grim '60s-'70s fantasy Michael Moorcock. Wikipedia gives a pretty good summary of the premise.

Elric is the last emperor of the stagnating island civilization of Melniboné. Physically weak, the anemic Elric must use drugs (special herbs) to maintain his health and vitality. From childhood, he read freely in the immense royal library and learned of the world outside the Dreaming Isle. Perhaps due to this in-depth study, unlike other members of his race, Elric has a conscience. He witnesses the decadence of his culture, which once ruled the known world, and worries about the rise of the Young Kingdoms populated by humans (Melnibonéans consider themselves separate from humanity), along with the threat they pose to his empire. Because of Elric's introspective self-loathing and hatred of Melnibonéan traditions, his subjects find him odd and unfathomable. In addition to his skill with herbs, Elric is an accomplished sorcerer and summoner. As emperor of Melniboné, Elric is able to call for aid upon the traditional patron of the Melniboné emperors, Arioch, a Lord of Chaos and Duke of Hell. Elric's discovery of the sword serves as both his greatest asset and disadvantage. The sword confers upon Elric strength, health, and fighting prowess, allowing him to do away with his dependence on drugs, but it must be fed by the souls of intelligent beings. Most of Moorcock's stories about Elric feature this relationship with Stormbringer, and how it—despite Elric's best intentions—brings doom to everything he holds dear.

1w ago

Extra für Spitzenpolitiker: Zewa bringt Klopapier-Sonderdruck "Völkerrecht" auf den Markt

5ibelius9insterberg @feddit.org 1w ago

„WAS WILLST DU MIT DEM DOLCHE? SPRICH!“
„Kartoffeln schälen, siehst du das nicht?“

2w ago

Secret message in the cemetery

Imagine what special brand of asshole you had to be in your lifetime, to have someone pay money to put a stone like this upon your grave.

2w ago

Breaking News

What are you implying here?

Epstein was a Jewish leader?
Israelis rape children and they voted for a new „Chief Rapist“?
Israelis control „the West“ through rich Americans?

2w ago

Israel und USA greifen Iran an

Wahrscheinlich reicht es den USA den Laden schön instabil zu halten, damit die Saudis weiter ihre Freunde sind.

2w ago

good lord....

Yutyrannus ( basically a feathered Tyrannosaur)
Borealopelta ( an absurdly well preserved Ankylosaur)
Pachycephalosaurus
Parasaurolophus
Spinosaurus

Those are some of my favourite dinosaurs. If you want to learn about dinosaurs, give „Terrible Lizards“ a listen.

2w ago

good lord....

Let me tell you about:

2w ago

Inspired from real incidents

Maybe more like this: „If it works as intended, an unconventional approach is justified.“

3w ago

The "western hemisphere" rubs me the wrong way

To add to your comment: The Middle East is called „Naher Osten“ (close east) in German. „Der Osten“ (the east) on the other hand refers to the ex-GDR States.

3w ago

How far back in time can you understand English? This site goes back by centuries allowing you to test yourself.

Some of the rules for the use of the long s from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_s

Long s was always used (ſong, ſubſtitute), except:

Upper-case letters are always the round S; there is no upper-case long s.
A round s was always used at the end of a word ending with ⟨s⟩: his, complains, ſucceſs
- However, long s was maintained in abbreviations such as ſ. for ſubſtantive(substantive), and Geneſ. for Geneſis(Genesis).
Before an apostrophe (indicating an omitted letter), a round s was used: us'd and clos'd.
Before or after an f, a round s was used: offset, ſatisfaction.

3w ago

I've probably seen more naked ladies than my entire bloodline combined

Not at all, it’s a joke about your mom.

3w ago

I've probably seen more naked ladies than my entire bloodline combined

I only ever touched one naked lady. That was 16 years ago. I liked it so much, I never touched another one. She seemed to liked being touched by me too and never left.

3w ago

Wie Rassismus in deutschen Behörden wirkt: Großstudie zu Diskriminierung in Institutionen veröffentlicht