Ice hockey. I mean, ice polo. The fights would be wicked.
I vote paintball with horse armor.
Also the markers are mounted on the horse, turning them into agile paint tanks.
Pole dancing?
Bobsledding.
“Feel the horses, feel the rhyme, get on up, it’s bobsled time”
Taekwondo
I read through all of these suggestions and up voted mom. But even after reading all the others, yours still made me audibly chuckle.
This thread is terrible, the obvious answer is surfing.
Water polo seems cruel to the horses.
Then we should hippos instead
So water polo with murder cows?
Sure I’d watch that.
Hey there Georgie.
I love me some George Carlin.
Polo is Croquet on Horseback
Um… 🤯
Rugby
Chess.
I wanna see two nerds trying to castle while riding at a full gallop, trying to juggle the board on the back of a saddle like a first-time dad trying to tell his wife to hold on until they get to the hospital.
You should check out chessboxing it’s actually very entertaining
They dont actually fight and play chess at rhe same time, they alternate, but the whiplash is wild. And you’ve got high-level players completely shook making blunders cause they were fighting 30 seconds ago
Baseball
Equine baseball would be awesome if the field was double the size. The speed involved in base running and outfield would be awesome
You better not bean the horse.
Is your question implying that you think polo is better than hockey? No way!
Sumo wrestling
Not horses, but there’s a version of bullfighting in japan which is basically just a couple of bulls pushing each other around. If all goes well, neither gets hurt.
Eta they call it bull sumo
Ski jump, obv.
Chess without horses is just lacking something
Knights usually.
Swords would be a great addition too!








