A useful skill to learn in case you need assistance.

All things serve the beam!

It’s a shame it’s naught spelt yaught.

I can think of 731 reasons why.

Edit: or I hope they don’t mengele the translations.

Fair enough, I’ll have to give it a try next time I make mac and cheese.

So, I have to ask, why peas? It’s not something I would think to add to mac and cheese.

Now that’s a food pyramid I can support.

Okay, but, what if I choose another entire pizza as my pizza topping? What then science?!

Behold! My loins are awaiting thyself!

That feeling when your David Doughie sourdough bread starter is coming along nicely, and you smell the fresh baked bread as it comes out of the oven!

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Y’all better not be driving any green (gayer) or yellow (gayest) vehicles either!

Yes.

I never realized until now how easy it is to accidentally chop someone in half with a machete.

I’m no BiteForceologist but I was assume they compare muscle size, muscle attachment points, and mechanical advantage of extant creatures and then apply that data to fossils. So not 100% accurate, but not just guessing randomly.

Looks like this kid grew up and is making sciencememes now.

I’m doing my part!

Laughs in Canadian

You have no power here Santa, Thanksgiving has come and gone!

“Oh laws, he coming.” - some birb, probably.

GG ez noobs.