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MajorMajormajormajor

@ MajorMajormajormajor @lemmy.ca

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  • ALLES IN ORDNUNG

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  • I got 95 problems but a pope ain't one - Some German guy.

  • Absolutely Helvetian

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  • That's hilarious! At least you're learning from past mistakes.

  • Absolutely Helvetian

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  • You were ready for today.

  • What are the top habits that lower life expectancy?

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  • Have you tried not doing that? Worked pretty well so far.

  • I err uhhh

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  • Remember, er uh, me Jackie!

  • I err uhhh

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  • His presidency was going to break up once the boat docked and he realised being poor sucks?

  • 1876 and 1878 were based too

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  • Dodged a bullet with 1912 and 1914.

  • NOBODY HAS BLINDED ME

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  • Man, I need to go to bed. I read that as light bright cyclops and was mucho confused as to what the hell that is.

  • Who is your favorite muppet?

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  • Maybe take the hand out of your butt and you'll feel better? Has to be uncomfortable having that there 24/7.

  • Image editor, engage

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  • Delicious wolf milk

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  • A whorewolf, if you will.

  • Do it, I dare you.

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  • The wizard: "Did I stutter?"

  • ‘Smart underwear’ measures how often humans fart

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  • 18-26 year olds, How do you plan to dodge the draft?

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  • Just remember the 5 "D"s of dodgeball and you'll be alright:

    Dodge,

    Duck,

    Dip,

    Dive, and uh...

    Dodge!

  • Any last word?

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  • Man:"Plethora."

    Death: "Listen here you little shit!"

  • What do you think of the name Cliff?

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  • No, you're amazing 5too!

    Edit:

  • Did you drink alcohol when you were younger than me?

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  • What do you think of the name Cliff?

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  • Depends what variety of Cliff you are:

  • Did you drink alcohol when you were younger than me?

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  • For now...

  • Privacy @lemmy.ml
    MajorMajormajormajor @lemmy.ca

    Privacy friendly baby monitor

  • cats @lemmy.world
    MajorMajormajormajor @lemmy.ca

    A day in the life of a cat

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
    MajorMajormajormajor @lemmy.ca

    What is a gender neutral replacement for man, guys, buddy, etc?

  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world
    MajorMajormajormajor @lemmy.ca

    Splitwise alternative

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
    MajorMajormajormajor @lemmy.ca

    The two sides of man

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
    MajorMajormajormajor @lemmy.ca

    At least change it up once in a while.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
    MajorMajormajormajor @lemmy.ca

    title goes here

  • Murdered by Words @feddit.uk
    MajorMajormajormajor @lemmy.ca

    Saw this beauty by cooopspace.