A friend of mine got a high-paying temp job reprogramming servers in some obscure programming language. I think the client was a major bank.
Yeah, a lot of dirtbags took advantage of Y2K, but that doesn’t mean Y2K wasn’t a serious problem. It easily could have been.
The best first aid for someone having a seizure is to shove a wallet (or something) in their mouth, so that they don’t “swallow their tongue”.
NO!
Never do this. Absolutely never. It’s far more likely that you’ll injure the victim (or yourself) in the attempt.
Furthermore, don’t restrain a seizure victim in any way unless it’s absolutely necessary for their physical safety (like if they’re in danger of falling down a stairway. Even then, it’s usually better to just stand at the top step and act as a barrier). Whenever possible, move things they may hit out of their way; don’t try to move the victim. If there’s something you can’t move, try to put something soft between the victim and the object.
Most of the time, the best thing you can do for a seizure victim is to not touch them at all, and simply give them room.
One of a kind
gee I wonder why
EVEN IN JEST, HOW DARE YOU ASK!
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You are now the world’s most delicious… hot dog
They might very well be, but my mind refuses to accept such a horrible combination. I will only try one under extreme duress.
This frightens me on a deep, almost primal level
Hexbear = irrational behavior and drama. That’s WAY oversimplified, but a good rule of thumb.
Yeah, I’m just messing with ya
Just to play devils advocate, there are certain people that I don’t want to see naked, and certain kinds of sex that I NEVER want to see. I can imagine that some of that would be considered traumatizing.
Ah. I didn’t realize that Meta considered them “whistleblowers”. It’s still a shitty thing to do, but shitty is what corporations excel at.
I don’t understand why the outsourcing firm was punished. As far as I can tell, a thousand people are losing their jobs for no reason. This wasn’t their fault, and I don’t see what problem is being solved here. It makes absolutely no sense.
This is insulting. Also, being forced to listen to Kid Rock speak on any topic is cruel and unusual punishment.
Let’s test it on private planes first
Seconding Super Battle Golf. People on Twitch seem to be having a great time screwing around.
Just here to say that Adam Scott ABSOLUTELY RULES. Carry on.
Does it count if we left and came back?
It was a great reception, but the photographer had weed, so…
Not in a very long time. But @ch00f cleared it up for me
Okay, now I understand your point. Thanks for taking the time to explain!
I meant “it easily could have been” in the sense that it if it hadn’t been taken seriously, it would affected virtually everyone in some way.